# Give me a nasty question... please **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [September 20, 2000, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880 "2000-09-20T16:27:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/21 "2000-09-21T02:38:04Z")
It’s called a “vibrating dildo.” [http://www.goodvibes.com](http://www.goodvibes.com) ---
**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 3:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/22 "2000-09-21T03:03:31Z")
Ahem. Thank you, Green Bean. (loved the Antique Vibrator Museum) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Mermaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a183cd/32.png) [@The\_Mermaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Mermaid)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/23 "2000-09-21T10:01:15Z")
What does your precious smell like? Animal, vegetable or mineral. Would you like a second opinion? ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/24 "2000-09-21T10:13:30Z")
Have you ever ended up walking like John Wayne the morning after? ---
**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 10:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/25 "2000-09-21T10:17:17Z")
Does your gobbler still slant to the left? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/26 "2000-09-21T19:03:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Omniscient \* > \*\*My question is where’s the competition, and can I come? If not will you be distributing pictures of the event? \*\* Bring that shiny white ass my way Omni. You’re more than welcome to come… if you want to come to Manhattan, Kansas that is. (probably not) ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/27 "2000-09-21T19:08:57Z")
One more thing… give me dirty questions that she can answer. We came up with this one: _If you could be any kind of candy bar, what kind would you be?_ We came up with three possible answers… which is better? **A Heath Bar because you can lick off the chocolate and suck on the rest.** **A Snickers because it satisfies** **A Reese’s Peanut Buttercup because there’s no wrong way to eat 'em.** ---
**Author:** ![rundogrun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/5daacb/32.png) [@rundogrun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rundogrun)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/28 "2000-09-21T19:12:50Z")
Heath Bar, definitely. \ ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/29 "2000-09-21T19:20:07Z")
For the record… A dildo is shaped like a penis. There are vibrating dildos and non-vibrating dildos. Dildos are also usually flexible. If it’s not shaped like a penis, and it’s hard plastic, then it’s a vibrator. ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/30 "2000-09-21T19:25:14Z")
And now that I think about it, that would make an interesting question, wouldn’t it? By the way, let me add “A dildo is _basically_ shaped like a penis.” I’ve seen a corkscrew-shaped dildo, and the legendary dolphin and beaver models. Hell, check any sex-toy website. There is usually a clear distinction between what is on the vibrator page and what is on the dildo page. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/31 "2000-09-21T20:52:37Z")
Hell, **KimKatt** , it’s all good. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/32 "2000-09-21T20:58:41Z")
> [@](#): > > If you could be any kind of candy bar, what kind would you be? An M&M, because it melts in your mouth, not in your–Naw, too easy. An M&M, because M or W, it goes both ways! Just flip it over! ---
**Author:** ![yamo1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/e19b73/32.png) [@yamo1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yamo1)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2000, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/33 "2000-09-21T21:31:50Z")
Does a yeast infection make your pussy rise? ---
**Author:** ![Pergau](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7c8e57/32.png) [@Pergau](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pergau)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/34 "2000-09-22T00:18:29Z")
you JUST have to tell us what question she was asked, and her answer. ---
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 12:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/35 "2000-09-22T12:28:06Z")
still waiting… did she win? place? show? ---
**Author:** ![Kiki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dc4da7/32.png) [@Kiki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kiki)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2000, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/36 "2000-09-22T15:21:44Z")
My friend didn’t win the calendar competition last night. ☹ There were 8 girls and only 4 got chosen. At least she gave it a shot. I don’t know what questions she used. I’ll have to find out when I talk to her later this afternoon. ---
**Author:** ![Heath\_Doolin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Heath\_Doolin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heath_Doolin)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2000, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880/37 "2000-09-27T01:34:30Z")
"One more thing… give me dirty questions that she can answer. We came up with this one: If you could be any kind of candy bar, what kind would you be? We came up with three possible answers… which is better? A Heath Bar because you can lick off the chocolate and suck on the rest." Heath bar eh? …uh NAH too easy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-nasty-question-please/33880.md?page=1)