# Give me a New Screen name! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193 "2005-08-30T01:56:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/1 "2005-08-30T01:56:17Z")
When I signed up, I used a variation of my high school nickname. (It involved football, and sucking pretty badly) though it was said only amongst friends so its not insulting to me. But as I remain here, I just do not like the “feel” of this screen name. So I am asking all the smart, witty, or just plain silly SDMBers to come to my rescue. Give me a name, any name. I will take all submissions, from the silly to the genius. I have no preference, if its something I find interesting I will change it to that for all time. For those of you without children, here is your chance to name a stray! Think of the bragging rights, when it is revealed you named the biggest idjit on the SDMB! This is your chance to make history, whether my new screen name becomes “JesusChristSuperstar” or “GeorgeBushesNosehair” it will be the screen name **you** chose! This is a chance of a lifetime! 🙂 I reserve the right to refuse to name myself something totally insulting such as “Licks Monkey Butts” All names must be acceptable to SDMB rules ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/2 "2005-08-30T02:01:15Z")
**Girth Of A Nation**. ---
**Author:** ![Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hilarity_n.suze/32/6223_2.png) [@Hilarity\_N.Suze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hilarity_N.Suze)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/3 "2005-08-30T02:02:21Z")
Chicken of Bristol ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/4 "2005-08-30T02:08:17Z")
**Juan Carrion** [sub]That’s all that’s allowed.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Nic2004](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/4491bb/32.png) [@Nic2004](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nic2004)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/5 "2005-08-30T02:15:45Z")
Some personal insights and/or preferances would help. Background, movie likes/dislikes…etc. That Juan thing is cute. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/6 "2005-08-30T02:17:08Z")
> [@Hilarity N. Suze](#): > > Chicken of Bristol Yeah that recent ATMB thread was what made me think of this, though I don’t think I would allow you all to vote on a new screen name or I would end up with that… or worse 🙂 > **[Is Moody Bastard available?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=332181)** > > :smack: My wife says that describes me to a tee. 🙂 \[sup\]Just kidding.\[/sup\] ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/7 "2005-08-30T02:25:23Z")
> [@Nic2004](#): > > Some personal insights and/or preferances would help. Background, movie likes/dislikes…etc. > That Juan thing is cute. Huge fan of the “adult cartoons” as on Adult Swim (Family Guy, Futurama). I like many many things, some of my favorite authors are Brian Lumley, Stephen King, and some older authors, the likes of Edgar Rice Burroughs, and Nathaniel Hawthorne. Movies range from Red Dawn, through South Park The Movie. I am in my mid 30’s, I have no real political affiliation as I swing more then Tarzan between all sides platforms. Umm No preferences really, I hope those insights helped you name me though. I need loads of help. ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/8 "2005-08-30T02:29:00Z")
I recommend putting on mittens and giving the keyboard a good, two-fisted pounding. In fact, I think I may have some mittens handy (been moving some boxes of winter clothes around). One sec…lemme see… Ok, yeah…got 'em. All right, your new username is: **xsdkdfxsoidfxsuiod** There ya go. As a bonus, it makes for easy vanity searching. Oh, and it’s pronounced “zixdikdefuxsoidfuxsoid”, or “zixdik” for short. Huh…wound up kinda dirty-sounding. Go figure. ---
**Author:** ![CynicalGabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3e96dc/32.png) [@CynicalGabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CynicalGabe)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/9 "2005-08-30T02:35:28Z")
FoundGoals ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/10 "2005-08-30T02:42:11Z")
John Smith ---
**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/11 "2005-08-30T02:44:49Z")
**I don’t need no Stinkin’ Goals** ---
**Author:** ![Rufus\_Xavier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/12 "2005-08-30T02:46:52Z")
**Abbie Normal** ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/13 "2005-08-30T02:50:58Z")
I like what I have been seeing, before tomorrow is out, I will have a new name! ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/14 "2005-08-30T03:20:46Z")
From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=6522592#post6522592), you could try **Blip Throttle**. For better effect I think you need a reverb on it. _BLIP_[sub]_BLIP_[/sub] _THROTTLE_[sub]_THROTTLE_[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![picker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/picker/32/13969_2.png) [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/15 "2005-08-30T04:55:53Z")
**Lord Hullabaloo Princhester the Unwitting** ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/16 "2005-08-30T07:39:47Z")
> [@LostGoals](#): > > When I signed up, I used a variation of my high school nickname. (It involved football, and sucking pretty badly) though it was said only amongst friends so its not insulting to me. > But as I remain here, I just do not like the “feel” of this screen name. So I am asking all the smart, witty, or just plain silly SDMBers to come to my rescue. > Give me a name, any name. I will take all submissions, from the silly to the genius. I have no preference, if its something I find interesting I will change it to that for all time. > For those of you without children, here is your chance to name a stray! Think of the bragging rights, when it is revealed you named the biggest idjit on the SDMB! > This is your chance to make history, whether my new screen name becomes “JesusChristSuperstar” or “GeorgeBushesNosehair” it will be the screen name **you** chose! This is a chance of a lifetime! 🙂 > > I reserve the right to refuse to name myself something totally insulting such as “Licks Monkey Butts” All names must be acceptable to SDMB rules I toiled with the name Socktucker. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/17 "2005-08-30T12:09:38Z")
**Generic Superhero** ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/18 "2005-08-30T12:53:27Z")
**Dr. Stapler** **Professor Tape Dispenser** **Paperclip Jones** ---
**Author:** ![Typically\_Sunday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Typically\_Sunday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typically_Sunday)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/19 "2005-08-30T13:48:52Z")
If you like Futurama, then I would recommend **Pazuzu** so that every time I see you post I can say “Pazuuuuzuuu!” in my best Prof. Farnsworth voice. ---
**Author:** ![RyJae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@RyJae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RyJae)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193/20 "2005-08-30T14:23:50Z")
> [@Typically Sunday](#): > > If you like Futurama, then I would recommend **Pazuzu** so that every time I see you post I can say “Pazuuuuzuuu!” in my best Prof. Farnsworth voice. I am not an ungrateful gargoyle though! Pazuzu “And that, little one, is how papa got his freedom. Now bonne nuit, bonne nuit to you all!” [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-a-new-screen-name/319193.md?page=2)