# Give me some funny, obnoxious, ridiculous DJ names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 11, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109 "2006-10-11T22:11:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jayrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Jayrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jayrot)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/1 "2006-10-11T22:11:40Z")

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You know, sort of like the “band name!” game, but with DJs. A friend of mine is going to be getting his own radio show on the local campus FM station and he’s thinking about introducing himself with a different name each time. My best idea so far is:

**DJ Bluetooth Ear Douche**  
I also think **DJ Leeerrroooy Jeeeeennnkkiiinnnnnnnnssssss** would be kind of funny, though obscure, if delivered with the right emphasis.

Got any?

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**Author:** ![wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/9d8465/32.png) [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)\
**Post date:** [October 11, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/2 "2006-10-11T22:37:17Z")

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The webcomic [Ornery Boy](http://www.orneryboy.com) has a zombie DJ by the name of DJ D-Kay.

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**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/3 "2006-10-12T00:24:42Z")

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DJ Ibouti

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/4 "2006-10-12T01:20:25Z")

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**DJ Mike Fishman**. I’d suggest **DJ Candace Cameron** in the same vein, but that one is not as obscure.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/5 "2006-10-12T01:26:01Z")

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DJ D.J. is kinda redundant in a redundant sort of way.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/6 "2006-10-12T01:31:05Z")

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[QUOTE=mobo85]  
**DJ Candace Cameron**  
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I was going to suggest DJ Tanner, in that vein.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/7 "2006-10-12T01:55:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Tengu]  
I was going to suggest DJ Tanner, in that vein.  
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Okay, then instead of DJ Mike Fishman, how about DJ Connor?

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/8 "2006-10-12T02:30:54Z")

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My wife has a friend - a guy she went to high school with - DJ Pullout.

It’s hard for me to even type that without laughing.

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**Author:** ![Cunctator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cunctator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cunctator)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/9 "2006-10-12T02:36:32Z")

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Richard Cranium

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**Author:** ![Dr.Fang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f6c823/32.png) [@Dr.Fang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Fang)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/10 "2006-10-12T03:15:37Z")

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Kokaine the Guerilla

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**Author:** ![Raguleader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/258eb7/32.png) [@Raguleader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raguleader)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/11 "2006-10-12T03:20:46Z")

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DJ Jiggy Sudoku

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/12 "2006-10-12T03:26:18Z")

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Dr. Johnny Flytrap, or Venus Fever. One name, two shoutouts.

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**Author:** ![Manatee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/50afbb/32.png) [@Manatee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manatee)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/13 "2006-10-12T04:02:32Z")

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Funny? The DJ Ibouti one above is the best.  
Obnoxious? DJ Granny-fucker  
Ridiculous? DJ B-I-N-G-O

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**Author:** ![Dr.Rieux](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@Dr.Rieux](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Rieux)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/14 "2006-10-12T05:33:23Z")

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[QUOTE=Oakminster]  
Dr. Johnny Flytrap, or Venus Fever. One name, two shoutouts.  
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Or Ripp Tide. 😉

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/15 "2006-10-12T11:58:39Z")

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Biff Jerky

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**Author:** ![Shecky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/85e7bf/32.png) [@Shecky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shecky)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/16 "2006-10-12T16:19:10Z")

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Djavan

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/17 "2006-10-12T18:24:08Z")

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I am henceforth known as \*MC Mic Mix Mac Master \*

“I, I-I-I, I, want the knife.”

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**Author:** ![FlightlessBird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/cdc98d/32.png) [@FlightlessBird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlightlessBird)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/18 "2006-10-12T18:47:18Z")

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Wierd Al Yankovic came up with **MC Escher** in his video for _White and Nerdy_

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**Author:** ![i\_am\_flash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/87869e/32.png) [@i\_am\_flash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_flash)\
**Post date:** [October 12, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/19 "2006-10-12T19:19:06Z")

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**DJ Wafflesnatcha**

It’s from some web article, but i don’t remember what.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [October 13, 2006, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-funny-obnoxious-ridiculous-dj-names/376109/20 "2006-10-13T01:56:11Z")

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[DJ Ango](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Django_Reinhardt)

[Vic Trola](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Victor_Talking_Machine_Company#The_Victrola) (or Vic Troller)

[Phil Coe](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Philco)

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