# Give me some reactions to getting stabbed **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533 **Category:** Cafe Society **Created:** [September 30, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533 "2025-09-30T17:06:19Z") **Posts on this page:** 20 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/1 "2025-09-30T17:06:19Z")
Okay i’m going larping this week and I’m playing a bard that can’t feel pain. I need some reactions to being stabbed, shot, or otherwise harmed. something that should give the others a laugh, like “well that’s unfortunate” or something. ---
### Author: ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/2 "2025-09-30T17:08:19Z")
“Thanks for fixing my metal deficiency!” - if shot. ---
### Author: ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/3 "2025-09-30T17:08:31Z")
“Help! I’m leaking!” ---
### Author: ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/4 "2025-09-30T17:10:19Z")
nah, I want something like the black knight’s responses, in the holy grail this is just for us, no audience ---
### Author: ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/5 "2025-09-30T17:10:30Z")
OK, I edited it. ---
### Author: ![IMadeLem0nade](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imadelem0nade/32/19241_2.png) [@IMadeLem0nade](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IMadeLem0nade) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/6 "2025-09-30T17:10:38Z")
wait yeah this is what i’m looking for ---
### Author: ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/7 "2025-09-30T17:20:43Z")
Wave your hands around to try and swat an invisible fly. ---
### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/8 "2025-09-30T17:47:43Z")
Ouch! ---
### Author: ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/9 "2025-09-30T17:54:42Z")
If I could say it any better than [**Mel Brooks**](https://youtu.be/SkKVLGO9Wjc), I would. Sadly, I cannot. ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/10 "2025-09-30T18:06:23Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/OfMayIzLhqw/maxresdefault.jpg "Amilyn Long Death Scene and Post Credit Scene | Buffy the Vampire Slayer (1992)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OfMayIzLhqw&t=12s/) ---
### Author: ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/11 "2025-09-30T18:15:44Z")
Inconceivable! ---
### Author: ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/12 "2025-09-30T18:15:47Z")
Hey, this is my favorite tunic! ---
### Author: ![xizor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xizor/32/102_2.png) [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/13 "2025-09-30T20:18:29Z")
If stabbed, deadpan “you missed” If shot, do the wonder woman wrist deflect thing ---
### Author: ![TreacherousCretin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/treacherouscretin/32/476_2.png) [@TreacherousCretin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TreacherousCretin) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/14 "2025-09-30T21:03:49Z")
I’d be all like OW! and stuff. ---
### Author: ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/15 "2025-09-30T21:13:33Z")
“What’s your point?” “You have a rapier wit.” ---
### Author: ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/16 "2025-09-30T21:21:18Z")
> [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > I’d be all like OW! and stuff. No, no, “Augggghhhhh,” at the back of the throat. ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/17 "2025-09-30T21:30:13Z")
“I appear to have gotten my blood on your blade. Let me clean it for you.” ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/18 "2025-09-30T23:34:26Z")
> [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](#): > > > [@TreacherousCretin](#): > > > > I’d be all like OW! and stuff. > > No, no, “Augggghhhhh,” at the back of the throat. See the _Buffy_ scene. 😉 ---
### Author: ![ParallelLines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parallellines/32/3575_2.png) [@ParallelLines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ParallelLines) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/19 "2025-09-30T23:52:33Z")
-stare at the stabber, and down the stab wound, then back to the stabber- “I’ll be sending you the bill from my Tailor!” ---
### Author: ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo) #### Post date: [September 30, 2025, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/20 "2025-09-30T23:54:03Z")
I thought “Give me some reactions to getting stabbed” was what John Travolta’s boss told him in _Blow Out._ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533.md?page=2)