# Give me some reactions to getting stabbed **URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533 **Category:** Cafe Society **Created:** [September 30, 2025, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533 "2025-09-30T17:06:19Z") **Posts on this page:** 17 **Page:** 2
### Author: ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/21 "2025-10-01T00:54:53Z")
> [@Johnny\_Q](#): > > “I appear to have gotten my blood on your blade. Let me clean it for you.” Nah, the proper response is, “I appear to have gotten my blood on your blade. Here, take mine." Then you stab back. ---
### Author: ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/22 "2025-10-01T01:10:24Z")
_“Out damned spot. Out! I say! One, Two_…” Yeah, you better run! Three. ---
### Author: ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/23 "2025-10-01T03:28:00Z")
No, no, not there, a little to the left, and down a bit, just a tiny bit. Now harder, harder. Ahhh, got it. ---
### Author: ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/24 "2025-10-01T03:50:25Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/r6JK-gRELI0/maxresdefault.jpg "Wilhelm Scream - Sound Effect (HD)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r6JK-gRELI0) ---
### Author: ![outlierrn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/outlierrn/32/3005_2.png) [@outlierrn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/outlierrn) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/25 "2025-10-01T03:57:59Z")
OP didn’t ask for reactions to getting shot with an arrow. ---
### Author: ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/26 "2025-10-01T03:58:03Z")
[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/uPAeSU5jduo/maxresdefault.jpg "Austin Powers - Mustafa Won’t Die") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPAeSU5jduo) ---
### Author: ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/27 "2025-10-01T13:44:25Z")
> [@ParallelLines](#): > > “I’ll be sending you the bill from my Tailor!” “Oh dear - that’s left a stain!” ---
### Author: ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/28 "2025-10-01T13:49:46Z")
“Careful! you could hurt someone with that thing!” ---
### Author: ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/29 "2025-10-01T13:59:09Z")
I’m just a bard who can’t feel pain Makes me a bit of a grouch I always say “stab me again” When I should really say “ouch” And just in case you don’t know the tune: https://www.youtube.com/embed/bmPbMcsNT7g?feature=oembed&wmode=opaque&list=RDbmPbMcsNT7g ---
### Author: ![P-man](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/p-man/32/3606_2.png) [@P-man](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/P-man) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/30 "2025-10-01T16:17:15Z")
When I accidentally jabbed a knife into my hand while trying to separate frozen burgers my 2 year old son recounted it to Ms. P he said “Dad was squirting.” ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/31 "2025-10-01T21:41:29Z")
“Would you mind not doing that?” ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/32 "2025-10-01T21:44:45Z")
“Thank you sir. May I have another?” ---
### Author: ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/33 "2025-10-01T22:14:14Z")
“What are you gonna do, stab me?” [https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-are-you-gonna-do-stab-me](https://knowyourmeme.com/memes/what-are-you-gonna-do-stab-me) ---
### Author: ![phs3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8491ac/32.png) [@phs3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phs3) #### Post date: [October 1, 2025, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/34 "2025-10-01T22:31:58Z")
“It’s only a flesh wound”? Related: The first Christmas my wife and I were together (almost 40 years ago) we went to her parents house. One of her brothers was late arriving because he got stabbed by one of his tenants. It’s an Italian family and I was seriously wondering what I’d gotten myself into! He showed up eventually, no big deal, and was a very nice guy, didn’t seem concerned about it at all. ---
### Author: ![Author\_Balk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Author\_Balk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Author_Balk) #### Post date: [October 2, 2025, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/35 "2025-10-02T19:51:10Z")
Is that your sword or are you just glad to see me? ---
### Author: ![Johnny\_Q](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/898d66/32.png) [@Johnny\_Q](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Q) #### Post date: [October 2, 2025, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/36 "2025-10-02T22:08:24Z")
“At least buy me dinner first!” ---
### Author: ![Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/779978/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats2) #### Post date: [October 3, 2025, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533/37 "2025-10-03T00:33:07Z")
“That’s not a knife.” In a thick Australian accent. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-some-reactions-to-getting-stabbed/1023533.md?page=1)