# Give me three steps, Mister **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 28, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618 "2020-05-28T18:28:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/1 "2020-05-28T18:28:51Z")
List 3 steps you do: Wash Rinse Repeat Or Sift Mix Bake Or Try-on Like Buy. Give me 3 steps, Mister (or Ms.) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/2 "2020-05-28T18:43:56Z")
Post Reply Zombie Thread ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/3 "2020-05-28T19:25:08Z")
Shop Select Pay ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/4 "2020-05-28T19:50:57Z")
Listen Question Debunk ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/5 "2020-05-28T22:11:43Z")
Sign Seal Deliver ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/6 "2020-05-28T23:00:34Z")
Beginning Middle The End ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/7 "2020-05-28T23:35:28Z")
Once upon a time… …Meanwhile, back at the palace… …and they all lived happily ever after. The End. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2020, 11:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/8 "2020-05-28T23:47:04Z")
Measure Measure Cut ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/9 "2020-05-29T00:02:00Z")
Shake shake shake Shake shake shake Shake [my] booty ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/10 "2020-05-29T03:15:57Z")
Punt Pass Kick ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/11 "2020-05-29T03:21:13Z")
Down South Jukin’ (With the thread title, this just _ **had to** _ be my play. Any other Skynyrd fans here?) ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/12 "2020-05-29T05:17:33Z")
Shake Rattle Roll ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/13 "2020-05-29T05:27:45Z")
Gym Tan Laundry ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/14 "2020-05-29T05:30:09Z")
Meow Pet Purr ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/15 "2020-05-29T06:30:27Z")
Sweet Home Alabama _(love me some Skynyrd)_ ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/16 "2020-05-29T11:02:00Z")
Eat Digest Poop ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/17 "2020-05-29T12:21:32Z")
Something Something PROFIT! I can’t believe it took 17 posts - you people are slipping ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/18 "2020-05-29T12:58:26Z")
So take another Toke. Have a blow for your nose And one more drink, fool (Skynnard. Three steps. And a haiku too!) ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/19 "2020-05-29T12:59:28Z")
Two turntables And a microphone ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/20 "2020-05-29T13:03:04Z")
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