# Give me three steps, Mister **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [May 28, 2020, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618 "2020-05-28T18:28:51Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2020, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/41 "2020-05-29T23:49:29Z")
Win Place Show ---
**Author:** ![gkster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gkster/32/14107_2.png) [@gkster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gkster)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/42 "2020-05-30T01:45:32Z")
On your mark Get set Go! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/43 "2020-05-30T02:16:23Z")
Papa Bear Mama Bear Baby Bear ---
**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/44 "2020-05-30T02:31:09Z")
Lurk Join Post Catch Tag Release ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/45 "2020-05-30T02:43:33Z")
Floss Brush Mouthwash ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/46 "2020-05-30T04:03:39Z")
Born Live Die ---
**Author:** ![Oly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/oly/32/8255_2.png) [@Oly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oly)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 4:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/47 "2020-05-30T04:05:06Z")
Yesterday Today Tomorrow ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/48 "2020-05-30T04:49:06Z")
1. Shit. 2. Shower. 3. Shave. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/49 "2020-05-30T07:11:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > _(love me some Skynyrd)_ > [@Oly](#): > > (Skynnard. > Three steps. > And a haiku too!) Yeah, now we’re talkin’! > [@chela](#): > > Do a little dance > Make a little love > Get down tonight Nicely played. My play: Be cuttin’ the rug Be down at The Jug Be with a girl named Linda Lou ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/50 "2020-05-30T07:12:53Z")
Lather Rinse Repeat ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 7:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/51 "2020-05-30T07:15:00Z")
The Father The Son The Holy Spirit ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/52 "2020-05-30T07:39:58Z")
Athos Porthos Aramis ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/53 "2020-05-30T11:02:47Z")
Truth Justice The American Way ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 11:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/54 "2020-05-30T11:36:49Z")
Veni Vidi Vici ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/55 "2020-05-30T12:45:03Z")
Slam Bam Thank you, Ma’am ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/56 "2020-05-30T12:50:37Z")
Bach Beethoven Brahms ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/57 "2020-05-30T13:37:26Z")
Sex Drugs Rock ‘n’ Roll ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/58 "2020-05-30T13:54:23Z")
Sex Lies Videotape ---
**Author:** ![Bayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bayaker/32/3454_2.png) [@Bayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bayaker)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/59 "2020-05-30T13:58:42Z")
Lie Cheat Steal ---
**Author:** ![panache45](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/panache45/32/64_2.png) [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2020, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-three-steps-mister/854618/60 "2020-05-30T14:27:34Z")
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