# Give Me Your Best Shot, Ya Bastiches!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822
**Category:** The BBQ Pit
**Created:** [September 11, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822 "2000-09-11T21:35:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 10
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@JosephFinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JosephFinn)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/1 "2000-09-11T21:35:31Z")
Alright, let’s see what kind of stones ya all have. Take your best shot and insult me with every barrel you have (whoops, let me turn down the cliche-o-meter)!
Ground rules:
1. Feel free to look through all my posts and use those for ammunition.
2. No calling me at home or at work.
3. No racist or ant-semitic remarks.
4. This should all be in good fun. I want ingenuity and rhetorical skills, not anger.
Any takers, you lily-livered bunch of panty-waisted bastard sons of a dead longshoreman?
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/2 "2000-09-11T21:47:19Z")
Yawn.
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### Author:  [@BillyBoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BillyBoy)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/3 "2000-09-11T21:55:14Z")
DNFTT
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### Author:  [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/4 "2000-09-11T21:57:38Z")
Uh huh…huh…huh. Shut up.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/5 "2000-09-11T22:43:17Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by lissener \*
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Says it all, doesn’t it?
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### Author:  [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/6 "2000-09-11T22:55:55Z")
If you want great insulting, foul language, and general mayhem, check out this thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=721242](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=721242)
Otherwise, not the best topic for discussion…
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### Author:  [@moronmountain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/moronmountain)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/7 "2000-09-11T22:57:44Z")
Unfortunately, all the best insults come from anger, so without any anger, there is no valve with which to dispence the onslaught. Just say something that will piss off the most number of people in a NEW post, and see what happens. Flat out saying the point of your post kinda kills it.
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### Author:  [@lissener](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lissener)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 11:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/8 "2000-09-11T23:33:39Z")
> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by moronmountain \*
> **. . . Just say something that will piss off the most number of people in a NEW post, and see what happens. . . .**
Or don’t.
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### Author:  [@tbea925](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tbea925)
#### Post date: [September 11, 2000, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/9 "2000-09-11T23:53:31Z")
So…how about them St. Louis Rams?
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### Author:  [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)
#### Post date: [September 12, 2000, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-me-your-best-shot-ya-bastiches/32822/10 "2000-09-12T04:45:41Z")
**moron** mountain . Read this please . [What is a troll?](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtroll.html?)