# Give old bands Nu-metil names

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 7, 2005, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405 "2005-03-07T19:04:38Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/21 "2005-03-07T23:28:34Z")

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Da Hu

Krosbee, Stilz, Gnash, & Yung

Blu Chear

tha Stu-jes

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2005, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/22 "2005-03-07T23:29:31Z")

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NU Order

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**Author:** ![nitroglycerine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c5a1d2/32.png) [@nitroglycerine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nitroglycerine)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/23 "2005-03-08T00:15:21Z")

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Ded Boyzz  
Th’ Krampz  
The Karrz  
Blooz Bruthuz

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**Author:** ![LindyHopper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@LindyHopper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LindyHopper)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/24 "2005-03-08T00:24:11Z")

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> [@Ferret Herder](#):
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> It’s a word, but in context it’s misspelled. IIRC, wasn’t the band name spelled “Led” in order to prevent mispronunciation?

Specifically, to prevent mispronunciation by Americans.

(Taken from the highly selective and none-too-accurate _Hammer of the Gods_, so take it with a grain of salt.)

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/25 "2005-03-08T02:19:37Z")

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T3h |\<1NkZ

Blu Oister Kult

Pinq Floid

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**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/26 "2005-03-08T02:21:12Z")

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No AOL-speak? Ok, then. The Kinkz

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/27 "2005-03-08T02:22:37Z")

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Wild Stallions

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**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/28 "2005-03-08T05:16:43Z")

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Minit Werk  
U Rithh Mikz

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**Author:** ![Othersider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cab0a1/32.png) [@Othersider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Othersider)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/29 "2005-03-08T05:23:49Z")

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> [@pravnik](#):
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> tha Stu-jes

How about “The Stew Jizz”? 😉 :smack:

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/30 "2005-03-08T05:25:02Z")

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> [@Miller](#):
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> Where does Lynyrd Skynyrd fit into all this?

No misspelling, as far as I know. They named themselves after the high-school (either gym or woodshop) teacher that told them “they would never amount to nothin’!”.

You got a problem, take it up with Mr. and Mrs. Skynyrd.

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**Author:** ![Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f19dbf/32.png) [@Only\_Mostly\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Only_Mostly_Dead)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/31 "2005-03-08T13:49:25Z")

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> [@gatopescado](#):
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> No misspelling, as far as I know. They named themselves after the high-school (either gym or woodshop) teacher that told them “they would never amount to nothin’!”.
> 
> You got a problem, take it up with Mr. and Mrs. Skynyrd.

Well, the teacher (at least according to VH1 Behind the Music) was Leonard Skinner. So it is a creatively altered homage.

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/32 "2005-03-08T14:00:52Z")

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Kraftwerk?

No. Damn it again.

Ok, how about Nayöbe.

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/33 "2005-03-08T19:10:56Z")

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Seeleen DeeOn

_makes secret devil finger sign and waggles tongue_

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/34 "2005-03-08T20:05:18Z")

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Pelvis Press Lee

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/35 "2005-03-08T21:29:37Z")

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Enryko Kyrooso

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**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/36 "2005-03-08T21:40:47Z")

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> [@GargoyleWB](#):
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> Seeleen DeeOn
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> _makes secret devil finger sign and waggles tongue_

You just reminded me of one of the classic joke threads on this board. I’m laughing just thinking about it.

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**Author:** ![bordelond](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bordelond/32/150_2.png) [@bordelond](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bordelond)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/37 "2005-03-08T21:48:48Z")

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This thread is about 100 times funnier than I thought it would be.

**Nü Krysti Mynstrlz**

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**Author:** ![Scott\_Plaid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Scott\_Plaid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scott_Plaid)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/38 "2005-03-08T21:50:43Z")

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Do tell.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/39 "2005-03-08T21:54:23Z")

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> [@Flander](#):
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> You just reminded me of one of the classic joke threads on this board. I’m laughing just thinking about it.

Which one? Link?

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**Author:** ![Lemur866](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lemur866/32/434_2.png) [@Lemur866](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lemur866)\
**Post date:** [March 8, 2005, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-old-bands-nu-metil-names/293405/40 "2005-03-08T22:24:23Z")

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…let’s see…

Dy Migt B Jiûnz  
10K MaynIaxe  
Yron MaydN  
RoSmTh  
TÖRIÄMÖS  
Knaar A Zhonz

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