# Give unreliable travel advice

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> [@Pardel-Lux](#):
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> and ask them if there is a reason why they are still all Nazis around there, they’ll appreciate it even more if you interrupt them often by saying “don’t mention the war!” in the middle of their sentence, whatever it is they are saying. Just say it once more, for good measure, a bit louder, and then again to make sure they get it. No good joke ever got worse through repetition.

We used to tell them we wanted our bicycles back whenever they came to our beaches on holiday.  
Also, when in Amsterdam, make sure you rent a bicycle and try it in dead-center. Bicycle paths are for wussies and you cycle even better after a couple of joints, preferrably procured at The Bulldog, because everyone knows they have the best weed there.

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