# Give us a line from an old TV commercial **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [November 30, 2025, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253 "2025-11-30T05:40:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/1 "2025-11-30T05:40:42Z")
Skeeter bit me momma! ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/2 "2025-11-30T05:51:55Z")
But wait, there’s more. ---
**Author:** ![knoodler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ccd318/32.png) [@knoodler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/knoodler)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/3 "2025-11-30T06:01:10Z")
You’ve come a long way baby. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/4 "2025-11-30T06:06:19Z")
N E S T L E S Nestles makes the very best Chawklat! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/5 "2025-11-30T06:07:08Z")
Time to make the donuts. ---
**Author:** ![Si\_Amigo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/si_amigo/32/2877_2.png) [@Si\_Amigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Si_Amigo)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/6 "2025-11-30T06:26:05Z")
Call me now! ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/7 "2025-11-30T06:59:42Z")
Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-COLAAAA! (blows alpenhorn) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/8 "2025-11-30T07:04:19Z")
I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. ---
**Author:** ![Smapti](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smapti/32/17938_2.png) [@Smapti](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smapti)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/9 "2025-11-30T07:18:48Z")
> [@Baker](#): > > Nestles makes the very best Chawklat! Nobody better lay a finger on my Butterfinger! ---
**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 7:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/10 "2025-11-30T07:24:35Z")
Hi! It’s me…Joe Isuzu. ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/11 "2025-11-30T07:35:08Z")
Hi, Guy! ---
**Author:** ![Ancient\_Nerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed655f/32.png) [@Ancient\_Nerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ancient_Nerd)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/12 "2025-11-30T08:13:24Z")
A silly millimeter longer. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/13 "2025-11-30T11:51:49Z")
Hey Culligan Man! ---
**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/14 "2025-11-30T12:35:52Z")
Make 7, Up Yours. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/15 "2025-11-30T12:56:20Z")
Apply Directly To The Forehead!! ---
**Author:** ![themapleleaf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/themapleleaf/32/14349_2.png) [@themapleleaf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/themapleleaf)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/16 "2025-11-30T13:16:45Z")
Frosted Lucky Charms! They’re magically delicious! ---
**Author:** ![griffin1977](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/977dab/32.png) [@griffin1977](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/griffin1977)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/17 "2025-11-30T14:03:33Z")
Accrington Stanley, who are they?.. Exactly ---
**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/18 "2025-11-30T14:50:16Z")
Avoid the Noid! ---
**Author:** ![Bicycle\_Bill](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bicycle_bill/32/6208_2.png) [@Bicycle\_Bill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bicycle_Bill)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/19 "2025-11-30T15:26:08Z")
Suggestion — poster needs to identify the product the previous poster was referring to before posting the next catchphrase. For example: “Avoid the Noid” … Domino’s :Pizza. Then post the next submission. Take it off… Take it _ALLLL_ off… _ **-“BB”-** _ ---
**Author:** ![Lucas\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucas_jackson/32/303_2.png) [@Lucas\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucas_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2025, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253/20 "2025-11-30T15:30:43Z")
Noxema. 60’s? Also yelled by David Lee Roth in a song break, ha ha. Now I’ll have that David Tose song in my head all day. Oops almost forgot, Plop, plop, fizz, fizz, oh, what a relief it is! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-us-a-line-from-an-old-tv-commercial/1025253.md?page=2)