# Give your SO a Violet Bejeweled Vagina on a Chain! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930 "2019-11-24T19:40:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/1 "2019-11-24T19:40:50Z")
That;s what I first thought when I saw this in the Sunday magazine this morning: [https://www.nahoku.com/celestial-collection/celestial-pendant-43680?returnurl=%2Fcelestial-collection%2F](https://www.nahoku.com/celestial-collection/celestial-pendant-43680?returnurl=%2fcelestial-collection%2f) It’s the Na Hoku _Celestial Pendant_, item #43680. It retails for a mere $1,699. Let them know you are thinking about them. They also come in silver, and as earrings. ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/2 "2019-11-24T19:57:21Z")
Oh, grow up! It’s just a frigging oval. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/3 "2019-11-24T20:34:19Z")
No…I’m going to go with **Cal** ’s take on this one. Looks like I imagine [Andorian](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Andorian) vajayjay might looks like. Right down to the stars. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/4 "2019-11-24T20:41:14Z")
I’m wondering what the O.P. would [make of this](https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1195122452038324224). ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/5 "2019-11-24T21:17:58Z")
“Click to Enlarge”? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/6 "2019-11-24T21:34:06Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > I’m wondering what the O.P. would [make of this](https://twitter.com/yashar/status/1195122452038324224). Dramatic, but it’s no Megumi Igarashi kayak. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/7 "2019-11-24T21:35:09Z")
> [@MrDibble](#): > > Oh, grow up! It’s just a frigging oval. Your definition of an oval doesn’t agree with mine. Ovals ought not to come to two points. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/8 "2019-11-24T22:56:58Z")
That jewelry should have gotten the HPV vaccine. Now it’ll take imiquimod therapy, or some liquid nitrogen to remove the lesions. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2019, 11:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/9 "2019-11-24T23:36:56Z")
Dear Santa- I’ve been a good girl this year (well except that one thing) I don’t, DO NOT, want a pointy, ovoid sparkly VaJayJay necklace for Christmas. In general I like things of the sparkly variety. But not THAT! Your obedient gift recipient: beck. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/10 "2019-11-25T02:12:10Z")
Nothing wrong with celebrating some yoni love, it is celestial, an opening to the divine so fear not the vagina. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/11 "2019-11-25T03:14:03Z")
I think it’s pretty and I would wear it. But I’m not shelling out $1600++ for a piece of jewelry. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/12 "2019-11-25T03:30:13Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Your definition of an oval doesn’t agree with mine. Ovals ought not to come to two points. The [pointed oval](https://www.etsy.com/market/pointed_oval_shape) or marquise shape is very common in gemstones and other jewelry. Not every pointed oval represents a vulva, just as not every cylinder represents a penis. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/13 "2019-11-25T07:57:41Z")
Yeah, but this one sure looks like a vagina, even if it is blue. Certainly wouldn’t wear it in public in general, no more than I would wear that necklace around here somewhere with the man in the moon giving cunnilingus to young woman. I’d link to a picture but that would probably violate the rules (although the young woman in question looks like she’s enjoying the violation…) ---
**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/14 "2019-11-25T10:48:35Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > Your definition of an oval doesn’t agree with mine. Ovals ought not to come to two points. Neither do vaginas. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/15 "2019-11-25T10:54:40Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > Yeah, but this one sure looks like a vagina, even if it is blue. Well, in the sense that every pointed oval sort of looks like a vagina and every cylinder sort of looks like a penis, I guess. > [@Broomstick](#): > > Certainly wouldn’t wear it in public in general :dubious: That seems to me to be taking sartorial prudery to a positively Victorian level. The pendant isn’t actually showing anything anatomical or sexual at all. It’s just a generic pointed oval with some lapis lazuli and diamonds stuck on it. You could also get [the version without lapis inlay](https://www.nahoku.com/celestial-pendant-43952) if that seemed less frantically suggestive to you. For a mere $1200, natch. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/16 "2019-11-25T12:03:05Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > I’d link to a picture but that would probably violate the rules (although the young woman in question looks like she’s enjoying the violation…) Isn’t this exactly what spoiler tags are made for??? ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/17 "2019-11-25T13:34:56Z")
Karen? ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/18 "2019-11-25T13:44:02Z")
> [@Kimstu](#): > > The [pointed oval](https://www.etsy.com/market/pointed_oval_shape) or marquise shape is very common in gemstones and other jewelry. Not every pointed oval represents a vulva, just as not every cylinder represents a penis. It’s not just the shape – that jewelry has solid gold _labia majora_. And it’s not obvious from the small pic I linked to (unless you enlarge it), but in the full-page ad in the Sunday magazine you can clearly see that the purple interior is textured in a way that suggests the _lania minora_ as well. If they’d placed one of the diamonds at the very top to suggest a clitoris, it’d have been perfect. ---
**Author:** ![pool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pool/32/4152_2.png) [@pool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pool)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/19 "2019-11-25T14:17:25Z")
This would be a great present to pair with a Georgia O’Keeffe painting. ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/20 "2019-11-25T14:34:42Z")
> [@CalMeacham](#): > > If they’d placed one of the diamonds at the very top to suggest a clitoris, it’d have been perfect. 😕 If you’re talking about the pendant at the OP’s link…that’s exactly what they did. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930.md?page=2)