# Give your SO a Violet Bejeweled Vagina on a Chain! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 24, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930 "2019-11-24T19:40:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/21 "2019-11-25T15:20:32Z")
Well, don’t ask me. I thought the set of the Country Music Awards was [suggestive](https://images.app.goo.gl/p7BwespxSMDi7XPt5). ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/22 "2019-11-25T15:28:44Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Well, don’t ask me. I thought the set of the Country Music Awards was [suggestive](https://images.app.goo.gl/p7BwespxSMDi7XPt5). Better view in Post #4. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/23 "2019-11-25T15:31:15Z")
Or if you can’t afford that, some [flowers](https://imgur.com/t/clitoria_lol/ivcui). ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/24 "2019-11-25T15:32:39Z")
That jewelry is sort of weird but misreading the title as “ **Violent** Bejeweled Vagina on a Chain!” made it anticlimactic. ---
**Author:** ![Dung\_Beetle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dung_beetle/32/7945_2.png) [@Dung\_Beetle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dung_Beetle)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/25 "2019-11-25T15:39:57Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > Better view in Post #4. Dang. Sorry about that. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/26 "2019-11-25T15:49:47Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Or if you can’t afford that, some [flowers](https://imgur.com/t/clitoria_lol/ivcui). Scientific name: _Clitoria ternatea_. From [Wikipedia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clitoria#Naming_of_the_genus): > [@](#): > > This genus was named after the human clitoris, for the flowers bear a resemblance to the vulva. Originally the first described species of the genus was given the name _Flos clitoridis ternatensibus_ in 1678 by Rumpf, a German-born botanist employed by the Dutch East India Company. It was regarded as appropriately named by Johann Philipp Breyne in 1747. Many vernacular names of these flowers in different languages are similarly based on references to female external genitalia. I’m a bit surprised there were men aware of the clitoris that far back in time. I would have though it a more recent discovery\*. - To men. ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/27 "2019-11-25T15:52:16Z")
> [@Dung\_Beetle](#): > > Dang. Sorry about that. It seems a lot of people saw it the same way. Top comment for the video: > [@](#): > > Why did they put a giant glowing vagina in the middle of the stage? ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/28 "2019-11-25T16:04:20Z")
I showed it to my wife. She would like it in pink instead of purple. ---
**Author:** ![kanicbird](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f8ce5/32.png) [@kanicbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kanicbird)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/29 "2019-11-25T16:28:12Z")
I think it’s beautiful and spiritual, yes a vagina, but also symbolic of the eternal mystery and depth of the feminine and what God has contained in her. All the future of the universe, the fertility and ability to bring forth life. ---
**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/30 "2019-11-25T16:32:54Z")
> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > - To men. [Relevant meme](https://meme.xyz/meme/10597&nomobileview=1). Not to totally hijack the thread, but… Any love for [lithops](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3eos4b/lithops_are_the_weirdest_plants_ever/)? ---
**Author:** ![Machine\_Elf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/82dd89/32.png) [@Machine\_Elf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Machine_Elf)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/31 "2019-11-25T17:18:59Z")
> [@racer72](#): > > I showed it to my wife. She would like it in pink instead of purple. Wouldn’t we all. ---
**Author:** ![Staggerlee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/staggerlee/32/3134_2.png) [@Staggerlee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Staggerlee)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/32 "2019-11-25T18:30:12Z")
> [@kanicbird](#): > > I think it’s beautiful and spiritual, yes a vagina, but also symbolic of the eternal mystery and depth of the feminine and what God has contained in her. All the future of the universe, the fertility and ability to bring forth life. I presume you already sport a jewel-encrusted ‘lingam’ around your neck? ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/33 "2019-11-25T19:17:27Z")
> [@Projammer](#): > > Any love for [lithops](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3eos4b/lithops_are_the_weirdest_plants_ever/)? It looks like a prolapsed rectum. Well, how I’d imagine it would look. (Not googling!) **Qadgop the Mercotan** would probably have a better idea (being a physician). ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/34 "2019-11-25T19:29:43Z")
> [@Staggerlee](#): > > I presume you already sport a jewel-encrusted ‘lingam’ around your neck? A [_fascinus_](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fascinus), maybe. Interestingly, that’s where the word “fascinate” comes from. > [@](#): > > The English word “fascinate” ultimately derives from Latin _fascinum_ and the related verb _fascinare_, “to use the power of the _fascinus_”, that is, “to practice magic” and hence “to enchant, bewitch” ---
**Author:** ![Gray\_Ghost](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c0e974/32.png) [@Gray\_Ghost](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gray_Ghost)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/35 "2019-11-25T20:47:58Z")
Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Cal? Has the pendant been been commended as being strongly vaginal? (It looks a bit like a vulva to me too…Love the Georgia O’Keefe reference upthread.) ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/36 "2019-11-25T21:01:08Z")
> [@Gray\_Ghost](#): > > Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Cal? Has the pendant been been commended as being strongly vaginal? > > (It looks a bit like a vulva to me too…Love the Georgia O’Keefe reference upthread.) Nope. But I saw that full-page ad and had to laugh. I showed it to my wife, Pepper Mill, and she reacted the same way. Didn’t need any recommendation, and things don’t have to make me uncomfortable to be funny. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/37 "2019-11-25T21:22:16Z")
> [@Gray\_Ghost](#): > > Does the female form make you uncomfortable, Cal? Has the pendant been been commended as being strongly vaginal? I that you, [Maude?](https://thebiglebowski.fandom.com/wiki/Maude_Lebowski) ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [November 25, 2019, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/38 "2019-11-25T22:39:45Z")
They put that [pussy on the chainwax](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=He7TnoCM7fo)! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/39 "2019-11-26T00:03:53Z")
And then there’s that oldie but goodie – the [Vulva Puppets](https://www.vulvapuppet.com/)! ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/40 "2019-11-26T02:22:19Z")
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