# Give your SO a Violet Bejeweled Vagina on a Chain!

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 24, 2019, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930 "2019-11-24T19:40:50Z")\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/41 "2019-11-26T02:36:10Z")

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^ First thing _I_ thought of.

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/42 "2019-11-26T03:16:33Z")

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While we’re on the subject - [cowrie shells](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51WJOsi9ttL.jpg).

[Etymology of porcelain](https://www.etymonline.com/word/porcelain):

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> 1530s, from Middle French _porcelaine_ and directly from Italian _porcellana_ “porcelain” (13c.), literally “cowrie shell,” the chinaware so called from resemblance of its lustrous transparency to the shiny surface of the shells. The shell’s name in Italian is from _porcella_ “young sow,” fem. of Latin _porcellus_ “young pig,” diminutive of _porculus_ “piglet,” diminutive of porcus “pig” (from PIE root \*porko- “young pig”). According to an old theory, the connection of the shell and the pig is a perceived resemblance of the shell opening to the exposed outer genitalia of pigs.

Not doing an image search for that.

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**Author:** ![Ann\_Hedonia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ann_hedonia/32/319_2.png) [@Ann\_Hedonia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ann_Hedonia)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2019, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/give-your-so-a-violet-bejeweled-vagina-on-a-chain/843930/43 "2019-11-26T03:39:37Z")

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> [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](#):
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> That jewelry should have gotten the HPV vaccine. Now it’ll take imiquimod therapy, or some liquid nitrogen to remove the lesions.

That was my first thought as well. Maybe it’s the perfect gift to give the woman you’ve just infected with an STD.

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