# Giving breasts a squeeze could hinder cancer growth

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 18, 2012, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469 "2012-12-18T23:51:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/21 "2012-12-19T21:47:29Z")

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> [@G0sp3l](#):
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> Dr Doom indeed. Spoilsport.
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> ☹

I think you misunderstood his meaning.

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**Author:** ![bot3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@bot3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bot3)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/22 "2012-12-19T21:56:59Z")

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I’ve got to show this to my wife. Then maybe I won’t get hit every time I try to go “bowling” :dubious:

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**Author:** ![SerafinaPekala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@SerafinaPekala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SerafinaPekala)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/23 "2012-12-19T22:33:43Z")

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Also of note and medically factual: jacking off diminishes the likelihood of prostate CA.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/24 "2012-12-19T23:23:49Z")

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[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/xbVifPkbYsk/hqdefault.jpg "12-Year-Old Boy Scouts Offer To Give Breast Exams") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbVifPkbYsk)

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**Author:** ![Altivu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a8b319/32.png) [@Altivu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Altivu)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/25 "2012-12-19T23:27:15Z")

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^ nsfw

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**Author:** ![damagedgoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@damagedgoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/damagedgoods)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/26 "2012-12-19T23:37:51Z")

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Are you refering to “The Straight” Dopers? Or dope user’s. Btw,very cool the way you inserted lyric’s & the band’s name for name #5,could,nt think of something for The Who?

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**Author:** ![damagedgoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@damagedgoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/damagedgoods)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2012, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/27 "2012-12-19T23:52:03Z")

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How about Titilating Touch’e?

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/28 "2012-12-20T00:41:03Z")

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Oh!! So that’s why he likes it when I squeeze them while “in the moment.” How sweet is that? He’s concerned about my health. 😃

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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/29 "2012-12-20T01:25:42Z")

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> [@feddup2](#):
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> Also of note and medically factual: jacking off diminishes the likelihood of prostate CA.

No Your Honor, that’s not what happened at all. I was helping her prevent breast cancer while she was helping me avoid prostate cancer.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/30 "2012-12-20T01:34:46Z")

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> [@Altivu](#):
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> ^ nsfw

Sorry, I didn’t mention that.

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**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/31 "2012-12-20T02:48:22Z")

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> [@damagedgoods](#):
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> Are you refering to “The Straight” Dopers? Or dope user’s. Btw,very cool the way you inserted lyric’s & the band’s name for name #5, couldn’t think of something for The Who?

[del]Who the fuck are you?[/del] I started to, but then remembered - sometimes less is more… 😃

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**Author:** ![G0sp3l](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c68b51/32.png) [@G0sp3l](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G0sp3l)\
**Post date:** [December 20, 2012, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/32 "2012-12-20T17:12:59Z")

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> [@Little\_Nemo](#):
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> I think you misunderstood his meaning.

:smack::smack::smack:

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**Author:** ![handsomeharry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9c0ed/32.png) [@handsomeharry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handsomeharry)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2012, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/33 "2012-12-21T17:19:49Z")

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I can’t think of a good title, but, I would be able to work at the clinic, for $200 a day.  
That’s all I can afford.

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**Author:** ![damagedgoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@damagedgoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/damagedgoods)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/34 "2012-12-22T21:26:37Z")

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COOL!Can’t beat me in lyric trivia

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**Author:** ![damagedgoods](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ecd19e/32.png) [@damagedgoods](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/damagedgoods)\
**Post date:** [December 22, 2012, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/35 "2012-12-22T21:29:40Z")

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Or The “Squeeze Box”  
Or The Lactating Lounge?

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2012, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-breasts-a-squeeze-could-hinder-cancer-growth/644469/36 "2012-12-23T23:53:32Z")

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> [@WhyNot](#):
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> :dubious: I think we need to do some research into testicular cancer now…  
> 😃

==Shudder== And you used to seem so…gentle.

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