# Giving head while driving? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 16, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760 "2000-07-16T20:15:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![lee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lee/32/7455_2.png) [@lee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lee)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/21 "2000-07-17T05:46:33Z")
I do the driving, but i have given hubby a hand job while I was driving. It was fun 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Soupy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Soupy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soupy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/22 "2000-07-17T05:55:23Z")
Otherwise, how can you steer? I got lucky that way once, when I was driving. But when I saw “The World According To Garp”, where Robin Williams gets his penis bitten off when the car is rear-ended. Somehow, the concept lost a lot of its appeal. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/23 "2000-07-17T14:12:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by seriousart \* > \*\*If you saw a skinny white kid with a stained expression on his face driving a crappy car about 35 mph on Mass. interstate during the late 80’s early 90’s- that was me. \*\* STAINED expression?!?!? You did mean “strained”, didn’t you? Sorry, couldn’t resist. Get your motor runnin’ Head out on the highway… ---
**Author:** ![Geek\_Mecha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecae2f/32.png) [@Geek\_Mecha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Geek_Mecha)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/24 "2000-07-17T14:20:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Blue Twylight \* > \*\*Wasn’t that how the book ‘Thinner’ started? Maybe the movie too, i don’t remember. I think the guy ran over the gypsy’s daughter because he was getting a blow job and not paying attention to the road. Anyone? > Rose > \*\* I think in the book she was giving him a hand job through his pants. When he hit the daughter, she squeezed… ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/25 "2000-07-17T14:20:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by seriousart \* > > \*\*If you saw a skinny white kid with a stained expression on his face driving a crappy car about 35 mph on Mass. interstate during the late 80’s early 90’s- that was me. \*\* > > STAINED expression?!?!? You did mean “strained”, didn’t you?\*\* I guess it depends on how white he was. (think about it…) ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/26 "2000-07-17T14:32:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Whammo \* > \*\*I bet you’d have been doing it if it was someone other then your fiance. \*\* That was cooooooold. ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/27 "2000-07-17T14:39:01Z")
I guess I’m just not a nice person, but my response to the OP is “What kind of idiot throws a lighted cigarette out a car window, in Orlando, during a drought?” Why do smokers think the whole damned world is their ashtray? ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/28 "2000-07-17T14:50:07Z")
Had a ‘fulfilling’ experience with road head at 17. We were on a deserted stretch of nice, new, 4-lane highway, late at night. This was before the 55 speed limit, so we were cruising along at a good clip (am I dating myself?). Everything was fine (better than fine, actually) until I noticed lots of flashing yellow lights ahead. Seems the highway was still under construction, and it went from interstate, to a winding, bumpy, gravel transition, to old 2-lane, all in a space of a couple hundred yards. Of course, GF didn’t know what I was having to deal with as far as navigation. Coincidentally, she increased her efforts and brought me to . . . conclusion . . . just as we hit the gravel. I’m hitting the brakes and steering wildly as the car starts bucking from the bumps, all the while as distracted as possible. I don’t know how I managed to stay on the road. It truly was a miracle, since I think I had my eyes closed for a time. It was great, and we’ve done it since, but I’ll never forget that first time. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/29 "2000-07-17T15:13:02Z")
Jay Leno reported the other night that 17% of the men have experienced this. No word on if it was guy-guy or girl-guy. ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/30 "2000-07-17T18:28:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > \*Originally posted by DRY \* > > \*\* > > > > > [@](#): > > > > > > \*Originally posted by seriousart \* > > > \*\*If you saw a skinny white kid with a stained expression on his face driving a crappy car about 35 mph on Mass. interstate during the late 80’s early 90’s- that was me. \*\* > > > > STAINED expression?!?!? You did mean “strained”, didn’t you?\*\* > > I guess it depends on how white he was. (think about it…) \*\* THIS IS TOTALLY GROSS AND DISGUSTING!! :eek: Keep up the good work. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@ChrisP\_One\_Kenobe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisP_One_Kenobe)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/31 "2000-07-17T18:37:40Z")
I don’t see how you do it. a). I love my car too much to risk an accident b). I love my peppie too much to risk an accident. and c). I lose control of my feet and hands at intermittant intervals under those circumstances so, although I love driving, and I love head, those two pleasures should never be mixed. BTW, isn’t this scenario why tilt steering was invented? heehee ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/32 "2000-07-17T18:38:05Z")
> [@](#): > > The next sceen is a cop asking Steve Martin what happened, and he looks at his wife and says “Why don’t you tell him, honey?” Actually, he says, “_Show him_, honey,” which is even funnier. If there’s a way to get out of a ticket, I’d bet that’s it. ---
**Author:** ![Weirddave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/919ad9/32.png) [@Weirddave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weirddave)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/33 "2000-07-17T19:37:25Z")
My first expierence with this particular bit of fun came when I was a teeneger. My GF was giving me head as we drove, through a residential area, no less! ( We were young and stupid. Damn, sometimes I miss being young and stupid!) I came ( hold the jokes ) to a stop sign and stopped. It was a “T” intersection, and I was stopped where the base of the “T” meets the crosspiece. At just that moment, a car came from my left ( the right side of the “T” crosspiece ) and made a left hand turn past ne and went on down the road in the direction I had just come from. The funny part is that it WAS GF’s MOM! She was in a minivan, and I had a little Scirocco, so all she had to do was look to her left and she would have seen me and her daughter with my dick in her mouth! I said " Your mom just want by." GF asked " Did she see?", I said “No.”, and GF said “Good” and went back to what she was doing. That girl turned out to be nobody I wanted to spend a lot of time with, but she did have a few redeming qualities! ---
**Author:** ![\_Hoops](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/ecae2f/32.png) [@\_Hoops](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Hoops)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/34 "2000-07-17T20:18:19Z")
> [@](#): > > But when I saw “The World According To Garp”, where Robin Williams gets his penis bitten off when the car is rear-ended. > > Somehow, the concept lost a lot of its appeal. Actually Robin Williams played the husband, didn’t he? Wasn’t it his wife’s boyfriend who got… “bitten”?? Or am I mistaken… haven’t seen the movie in ages. ---
**Author:** ![Bolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@Bolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bolo)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/35 "2000-07-17T21:03:16Z")
If yer gonna do this, pull over. The damn driving distracts from the entertainment, and this makes it easier for the police to find you. S/ your pal Hugh Grant ROFL at my own lame joke. 😉 Seriously though, my experience has been that the pleasure is better if you can concentrate on the event, plus you don’t miss your exit. ---
**Author:** ![capybara](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/capybara/32/202_2.png) [@capybara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capybara)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/36 "2000-07-17T23:09:12Z")
Ugh. #1: I saw Garp at a young age so this scenario has never ever been even in the realm of appealing to me. #2: It would be very difficult to arrange to return the favor while she drives, no, unless some extreme acrobatics were accomplished? ---
**Author:** ![Myrr21](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Myrr21](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myrr21)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2000, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/37 "2000-07-17T23:48:16Z")
On a similar note, there were two Italian teens in the news who died when their car crashed at 80 mph or so. The thing is, they were actually having sex as they drove. I mean, how does that work at all, and why would you have the car \* moving? \* Parked cars, well, that’s a different story… ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/38 "2000-07-18T01:10:38Z")
I beg to differ. It most certainly is possible to return the favour to a female while driving. ---
**Author:** ![pLt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/eb9ed0/32.png) [@pLt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pLt)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/39 "2000-07-18T01:57:21Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by dpr \* > \*\*I beg to differ. > > It most certainly is possible to return the favour to a female while driving. \*\* It MOST certainly is … ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 18, 2000, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760/40 "2000-07-18T02:10:05Z")
Well, yeah, maybe in OZ. What’s it again, the longest straight road in the world, straight through the heart of Australia? Just don’t try that shit on the ringway of Amsterdam! Really, people, cars are NOT toys. They can be very dangerous. Sex can take place in a car, but only when it’s stationary. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/giving-head-while-driving/25760.md?page=3)