# Gladly the Cross I'd Eat **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 25, 2005, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210 "2005-03-25T15:08:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![LeeshaJoy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e8cbc/32.png) [@LeeshaJoy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LeeshaJoy)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/61 "2005-03-26T21:31:09Z")
You guys want sacreligious merchandise? Go to your local Hastings and get an [official _Passion of the Christ_ pewter nail.](http://www.sharethepassionofthechrist.com/jewelry.asp#nail) That’s a nail as in “the things they used to attatch Christ to the cross.” It’s strung on a leather thong so you can wear it like a necklace. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 26, 2005, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/62 "2005-03-26T22:42:30Z")
Meh…got loads of regular ones from the Catholic church already. I think they give them out on Ash Wednesday? In the lines of “unfortunate candies” I always feel sorry for [these little critters](http://www.hotlix.com/bugpops.htm). ☹ 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/63 "2005-03-27T03:18:22Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > From a Christina point of view, I think a chocolate Joan Crawford would be best of all. > > [Ooooh, I’d love a chocolate Joan Crawford!] [You’re in luck](http://news.bbc.co.uk/olmedia/1650000/images/_1651544_badcd-pa150.jpg) (the [comparison](http://utterlyboring.com/archives/joancrawford.jpg), though sometimes Condoleeza strikes an unmistakable Joan). ---
**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/64 "2005-03-27T03:19:01Z")
What is wrong with you people? Everybody knows that candy deities are supposed to be made out of _divinity_! ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [March 27, 2005, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/65 "2005-03-27T17:39:58Z")
> [@Bippy the Beardless](#): > > Oooh, **Spoiler** How are you doing 🙂 > Don’t see you post often. I’m around – I’m just not usually in MPSIMS. I always notice your name on posts - particularly when kilts are involved. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/66 "2005-03-28T12:19:01Z")
> [@harmless](#): > > In the lines of “unfortunate candies” I always feel sorry for [these little critters](http://www.hotlix.com/bugpops.htm). ☹ 😉 I’ve bought several of these as gifts, hehe. My sister must hate me by now. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2005, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210/67 "2005-03-28T18:08:59Z")
I made sure to get my sister a big ol’ chocolate cross yesterday to go along with her birthday present. Even wrote on the box, “It’s sacrelicious!” 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gladly-the-cross-id-eat/296210.md?page=3)