# Glass Navel Award

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glass-navel-award/658443>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 15, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glass-navel-award/658443 "2013-05-15T19:21:31Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![Reeses\_Monkey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/reeses_monkey/32/2885_2.png) [@Reeses\_Monkey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeses_Monkey)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2013, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glass-navel-award/658443/1 "2013-05-15T19:21:31Z")

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According to my dad, it’s an award for those “whose head is so far up their ass that they need a glass navel to see out.”

Bad drivers, idiot politicians, pointy-haired bosses, they were all on his list. He wanted to carry one of those old-timey glass doorknobs with him so he could actually hand one out in person but never did.

So who would _you_ nominate?

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**Author:** ![Sahirrnee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sahirrnee/32/13937_2.png) [@Sahirrnee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sahirrnee)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glass-navel-award/658443/2 "2013-05-16T00:56:17Z")

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my list would be so long you wouldn’t have time to read it

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2013, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glass-navel-award/658443/3 "2013-05-16T04:19:05Z")

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Pick any antivax celebrity. Or all of them.