# Glee: 2.16 "Original Song" (open spoilers)

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 15, 2011, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849 "2011-03-15T23:43:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/21 "2011-03-16T17:23:28Z")

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I was glad they finally addressed “Blaine and the Pips”- I just don’t think any club would stand for that this long.

Kurt and Blaine’s kiss was sweet and innocent and surprisingly believable. Nowhere near as hot as their oral sex in the Starbuck’s men’s room scene in the episode where they met though.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/22 "2011-03-16T17:31:19Z")

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And the human Star of David after the Jesus is My Friend number was a nice touch.

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**Author:** ![Uncle\_Jocko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uncle_jocko/32/2932_2.png) [@Uncle\_Jocko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uncle_Jocko)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/23 "2011-03-16T17:38:25Z")

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> [@gonzoron](#):
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> I missed last week, was there any mention of why Vocal Adrenaline wasn’t at Regionals? With the foreshadowing early this season with their new coach and that Sunshine girl, I expected to see them back by now. Sue’s pandering to the judges with the Jesus song was pretty hilarious too, and made me wish we’d seen more of her glee coaching. Was there some of that last week too?

Did you notice “Jesus Is My Friend” ended with Aural Intensity forming a Star of David on the stage?

Also, according to the preview during the episode’s closing tag, we’re going to at least see the Vocal Adrenaline director again (the one who replaced Rachel’s mom/Idina Menzel … played by Cheyenne Jackson). Sue’s got him, Sandy Ryerson (ex-choir director) and Will’s ex-wife Terri all together in her quest against Will Shuester. Hijinks will doubtless ensue.

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**Author:** ![alphaboi867](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alphaboi867/32/3898_2.png) [@alphaboi867](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphaboi867)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/24 "2011-03-16T18:17:48Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> …maybe some kind of international competition–which may be ridiculous but this is \*Glee \*we’re talking about.

That would provide them with an excuse to do a big Bollywood-type number. Wasn’t Kurt’s character originally supposed to be an Indian-American boy who loved Bollywood musicals?

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/25 "2011-03-16T19:27:22Z")

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I assume Vocal Adrenoline’s absence will be explained when Jonathan Groff and Charice appear next month.

Griffin and Devine were such walk on cameos. I hated to see them wasted. Olivia Newton John and Josh Groban got better material. I did like Griffin’s little cross herself/salute gesture, though I think Tea Party members are overwhelmingly Protestant aren’t they?

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/26 "2011-03-16T19:40:24Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> I did like Griffin’s little cross herself/salute gesture, though I think Tea Party members are overwhelmingly Protestant aren’t they?

I think so, and it bugged me a little when I saw it. If they’re going to make fun of the teabaggers, I wish they’d do a better job of it.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/27 "2011-03-16T22:20:51Z")

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Speaking of teenagers singing original songs, have any of you seen [this viral music video by a girl named Rebecca Black](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=player_embedded)? It was apparently posted about a month ago and has gotten really big in the last couple of weeks. It now has over 9.7 million views on youtube. :eek:

It’s slightly better than “My Headband” but both songs share a certain literal sensibility. 😛 Seriously, it really does remind me of this week’s \*Glee \*original songs with their hilariously bad lyrics. If you squint just right, this girl could look kinda like Rachel Berry. Too bad she can’t sing like her.

Warning: If you listen to the whole song, it could get stuck in your head for awhile. It’s a bit earwormy.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/28 "2011-03-16T22:40:20Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Speaking of teenagers singing original songs, have any of you seen [this viral music video by a girl named Rebecca Black](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CD2LRROpph0&feature=player_embedded)? It was apparently posted about a month ago and has gotten really big in the last couple of weeks. It now has over 9.7 million views on youtube. :eek:
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> It’s slightly better than “My Headband” but both songs share a certain literal sensibility. 😛 Seriously, it really does remind me of this week’s \*Glee \*original songs with their hilariously bad lyrics. If you squint just right, this girl could look kinda like Rachel Berry. Too bad she can’t sing like her.
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> Warning: If you listen to the whole song, it could get stuck in your head for awhile. It’s a bit earwormy.

Yeah, but I don’t think all those views are from people who think it’s good.

Unless you subscribe to the view, that I do, that the song is actually insanely deep and is about the existential crisis of a young girl who isn’t even sure what life is and whether she’s living it.

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**Author:** ![gonzoron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a6a055/32.png) [@gonzoron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzoron)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/29 "2011-03-16T22:41:56Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Nowhere near as hot as their oral sex in the Starbuck’s men’s room scene in the episode where they met though.

Sometimes I think you’re watching a different show than the rest of us. 😃

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**Author:** ![Cyberhwk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7993a0/32.png) [@Cyberhwk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cyberhwk)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/30 "2011-03-16T22:50:47Z")

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I absolutely laughed my ass off when they did [Jesus is a Friend of Mine](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8).

> [@Annie](#):
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> I don’t see how they can’t. The Ohio Show Choir Assoc. didn’t seem to have problems with Jesse moving from school to school, so expect some economic setback in the Hummell household necessitating tuition belt tightening. But will Blaine tag along?

My thought was that maybe the last minute changes cause Kurt or Blaine to get blamed for the Warbler’s loss. Seems a bit out character for the group, but it could be an opportunity to keep the characters while sending them both back to McKinley. God willing it could also finally put an end to the worn out “Zeis-erman” story arc.

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/31 "2011-03-16T23:00:06Z")

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> [@RandMcnally](#):
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> Yeah, but I don’t think all those views are from people who think it’s good.

Oh, undoubtedly it’s being spread largely by people saying “Look how bad this is!” Like me. 🙂

> [@](#):
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> Unless you subscribe to the view, that I do, that the song is actually insanely deep and is about the existential crisis of a young girl who isn’t even sure what life is and whether she’s living it.

\*Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday  
Today is Friday, Friday  
We-we-we so excited  
We so excited  
We gonna have a ball today

Tomorrow is Saturday  
And Sunday comes afterwards\*  
My god, you’re right!

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/32 "2011-03-16T23:05:02Z")

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> [@alphaboi867](#):
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> That would provide them with an excuse to do a big Bollywood-type number. Wasn’t Kurt’s character originally supposed to be an Indian-American boy who loved Bollywood musicals?

There was no Kurt character, originally. He auditioned for Artie, which he didn’t get, obviously, but Ryan liked him so much that he created the character specifically for him.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/33 "2011-03-16T23:07:37Z")

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[QUOTE=Annie]  
But will Blaine tag along?  
[/QUOTE]

Well, he _ **is** _ half Filipino, so there’s a good chance he speaks…

Oh, sorry. Tag alo_ **n** _g.

> [@twickster](#):
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> There was no Kurt character, originally. He auditioned for Artie, which he didn’t get, obviously, but Ryan liked him so much that he created the character specifically for him.

Good eye on Ryan Murphy’s part as he became the breakout character.

Chris Colfer is very unusual in that sometimes he looks grown, sometimes he looks 12, sometimes he’s sexy, sometimes he’s homely, and he’s as femine as you can get voicewise yet not really effeminate. It’s probably the uniqueness that makes him a star. It will be interesting to see what he does after or in addition to GLEE.

For some reason depressed Sue’s lament “Sweet Porcelain…” was just hysterical to me.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [March 16, 2011, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/34 "2011-03-16T23:16:04Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> Oh, undoubtedly it’s being spread largely by people saying “Look how bad this is!” Like me. 🙂
> 
> \*Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday  
> Today is Friday, Friday  
> We-we-we so excited  
> We so excited  
> We gonna have a ball today
> 
> Tomorrow is Saturday  
> And Sunday comes afterwards\*  
> My god, you’re right!

[Here is it](http://img695.imageshack.us/img695/6148/1300154451929.jpg): Someone is putting their English degree to good use while not having a job.

😃

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/35 "2011-03-17T00:47:24Z")

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Trouty Mouth’s lyrics:

Guppy face Trouty mouth  
Is that how people’s lips look like from where you come from in the south?  
Grouper Mouth, Froggy lips  
I love sucking on those salamander lips  
If you tried hard enough you can suck a baby’s head"

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/36 "2011-03-17T01:03:53Z")

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I think this was one of the better recent episodes, and I’m so glad Kurt finally got some action. 😉 I sort of wish everything had been spread out over two episodes instead, though. The writing of new songs, Kurt/Blaine, AND regionals was a lot for one episode, and it all seemed a bit rushed. We didn’t even get to find out if the Warblers came in second or third!

I loved that Brittany’s favorite song was “My Headband”…possibly the first song Brittany has ever really understood.

Rumor has it that Karofsky has a solo coming up in a couple of weeks, so I’m guessing that he’s going to stop being a threat to Kurt and Kurt will return to McKinley in time to join New Directions at nationals. With luck he’ll be able to convince the girls not to wear those awful leggings under their dresses again…although I suppose it’s possible I’m just in denial about this being a perfectly on-trend look.

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**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/37 "2011-03-17T01:13:25Z")

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> [@Wile\_E](#):
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> Loretta Devine. When I saw her name in the credits I thought she might get to sing, too. I’m kind of disappointed that she didn’t.\<snip\>

Ah, that’s the one. By the way, who keeps stealing words out of my posts? I swear I mean to type them and they just go AWOL. 😕 🙂

> [@gonzoron](#):
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> Sometimes I think you’re watching a different show than the rest of us. 😃

I want to watch **SAMPIRO’S** show - it sounds hot!

> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Trouty Mouth’s lyrics:
> 
> Guppy face Trouty mouth  
> Is that how people’s lips look like from where you come from in the south?  
> Grouper Mouth, Froggy lips  
> I love sucking on those salamander lips  
> If you tried hard enough you can suck a baby’s head"

That song was totally groovy.

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/38 "2011-03-17T01:20:57Z")

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> [@Sampiro](#):
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> Chris Colfer is very unusual in that sometimes he looks grown, sometimes he looks 12, sometimes he’s sexy, sometimes he’s homely, and he’s as femine as you can get voicewise yet not really effeminate. It’s probably the uniqueness that makes him a star. It will be interesting to see what he does after or in addition to GLEE.

Is it just me, or does he look like he never got his adult teeth? I think those little teeth contribute to his looking like a 12 year old sometimes.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/39 "2011-03-17T01:21:43Z")

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> [@Annie](#):
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> Is it just me, or does he look like he never got his adult teeth? I think those little teeth contribute to his looking like a 12 year old sometimes.

Hadn’t thought of it, but now that you mention it…

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**Author:** ![Annie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/858c86/32.png) [@Annie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie)\
**Post date:** [March 17, 2011, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glee-2-16-original-song-open-spoilers/574849/40 "2011-03-17T01:39:23Z")

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Cannot be unseen!!! Sorry 'bout that.

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