# Glen Beck 100 year plan for America

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 23, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665 "2009-11-23T18:19:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/41 "2009-11-24T16:22:52Z")

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> [@stolichnaya](#):
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> This dude has more plans than John “Hannibal” Smith.
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> I wish I could get inside the minds of the people who think it is real. What must that feel like? Is it like being high?

The benefit of a 100 year plan is that it never actually has to produce anything, because every jerkoff who bought your book will be long dead halfway through.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/42 "2009-11-24T16:27:59Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> You mean the SMALLER “army” of czars than George W. Bush had?

Look, man, what’s past is past. Let’s all agree to argue about the god damned Democrat currently in the White House. Once there’s a Republican in the White House we can argue about the past and how Democrats fucked it all up.

If you don’t start paying attention to the way the world works you’re just going to look silly.

-Joe

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/43 "2009-11-24T17:08:30Z")

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> [@detop](#):
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> Another question, did the alleged rape occur after or before the alleged murder ?

Disgusting! We have no evidence of necrophilia, there is no reason to suggest this is anything but an ordinary, wholesome rape and murder scenario!

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**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/44 "2009-11-24T17:20:15Z")

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> [@Merijeek](#):
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> Look, man, what’s past is past. Let’s all agree to argue about the god damned Democrat currently in the White House. Once there’s a Republican in the White House we can argue about the past and how Democrats fucked it all up.
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> If you don’t start paying attention to the way the world works you’re just going to look silly.
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> -Joe

So, how does the world work? Czar is an unofficial nickname for someone who works at the White House to coordinate the work of different agencies or to place an emphasis on a particularly acute problem. They have no czar-like authority, they don’t have pogroms against their enemies, they just make recommendations for policy in the executive branch. The term was first used under Nixon and the same sort of position has been used in every administration since then. There is nothing wrong with it, and in fact it may be a better way of getting things done. The fact is that the right has exploited the sheep-like nature of the current conservative movement to gin up a controversy out of whole cloth. Using the word “czar” to suggest that there is something nefarious shows an utter lack of understanding or a calculated attempt to mislead the public.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/45 "2009-11-24T17:24:59Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Disgusting! We have no evidence of necrophilia, there is no reason to suggest this is anything but an ordinary, wholesome rape and murder scenario!

True, but until he adresses the question one way or the other, people will still wonder…

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/46 "2009-11-24T18:18:05Z")

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> [@DanBlather](#):
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> They have no czar-like authority, they don’t have pogroms against their enemies

What?!? I am very, very disappointed. What the hell is the point of being a czar if you don’t get to order pogroms?

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**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/47 "2009-11-24T18:29:48Z")

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> [@elucidator](#):
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> Disgusting! We have no evidence of necrophilia, there is no reason to suggest this is anything but an ordinary, wholesome rape and murder scenario!

There is no cannibalism or necrophilia at all in the Royal Navy.

And when I say none at all, I do mean that there is a certain amount.

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**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/48 "2009-11-24T18:40:08Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> There is no cannibalism or necrophilia at all in the Royal Navy.

What? Did Glen Beck serve in the Royal Navy? That explains a lot. Wasn’t it Winston Churchill who said that the Royal Navy was all about “rum, sodomy and the lash”? (And as First Lord of the Admiralty during two wars Sir Winston would know.)

So was Glen Beck drinking rum as he sodomised and lashed that poor child? I hope he can tell us this is not true.

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/49 "2009-11-24T18:46:56Z")

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> [@Giles](#):
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> So was Glen Beck drinking rum as he sodomised and lashed that poor child? I hope he can tell us this is not true.

In a word, no. It is well known that Mr. Beck prefers to drink low-fat milk whenever he is sodomizing and lashing young women.

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**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/50 "2009-11-24T19:12:31Z")

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No debate.

Off to MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/51 "2009-11-24T19:19:23Z")

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> [@BrainGlutton](#):
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> There is no cannibalism or necrophilia at all in the Royal Navy.
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> And when I say none at all, I do mean that there is a certain amount.

So that’s how he allegedly disposed of the victim. He ate her.

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**Author:** ![cosmosdan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a6a055/32.png) [@cosmosdan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cosmosdan)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/52 "2009-11-24T19:51:37Z")

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> [@Clothahump](#):
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> He’s the Book Czar. Beck is obviously poking fun at Obama and his army of czars.
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> Beck’s point, from day one, is that the government is running hog-wild and out of control. And he is absolutely right.

If he could articulate that point without all the other bullshit I could stand him.

I promised a friend to watch his show for a week rather than dismiss him as a moron. Like a like a lot of pundits I can probably find several points that we agree on, but listening is like wading through shit to find the pot your dog ate. It just isn’t worth it to me, and the I think crap he spews outweighs his valid points. You sure won’t fix an out of control government by replacing corrupt democrats with corrupt republicans.

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**Author:** ![Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/848f3c/32.png) [@Fuzzy\_Dunlop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fuzzy_Dunlop)\
**Post date:** [November 24, 2009, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-beck-100-year-plan-for-america/518665/53 "2009-11-24T21:32:41Z")

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> [@Gorsnak](#):
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> Now, now. We don’t _know_ that he raped and murdered that poor girl. Still, the longer he goes without at least addressing the allegations the more it looks like he has something to hide.

Did you guys hear that he recently lost his lawsuit trying to force down the Web site [glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com](http://glennbeckrapedandmurderedayounggirlin1990.com)? I didn’t read the decision. As far as I know it’s because Beck was unwilling or unable to provide evidence he didn’t rape and kill a girl in 1990. Now, consider that he refused to provide evidence he didn’t rape and kill a girl in a **court of law**. That’s not exactly evidence of anything, but it really makes you wonder why he’s so reluctant to prove he did not rape and kill a girl in 1990. It’s one thing to not address on his show whether he raped and killed a girl in 1990, but this was court. It’s serious.

Also maybe it had something to do with the Web site being satirical protected free speech. I don’t know for sure.

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