# Glen "Mad Dog" Beck Rides Again **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751 "2010-01-20T21:56:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/1 "2010-01-20T21:56:34Z")
If I didn’t trust the source, I wouldn’t believe it, and there’s no way I would have heard it straight from the horses…mouth. Beck, talking about Scott Brown (you may have heard)… > [@](#): > > …BECK: I want a chastity belt on this man, I want his every move watched in Washington. I don’t trust this guy. No, I’m just telling you. … This one could end with a dead intern. This one could end with a dead intern… Is this it, then? You think he’s finally stuffed a hand grenade up his Nixon and pulled the pin? ETA: Linky dinky parley voo… [http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/20/beck-brown-intern/](http://thinkprogress.org/2010/01/20/beck-brown-intern/) ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/2 "2010-01-20T22:00:25Z")
Er, shouldn’t he be saying, “Keep him out of the airport bathrooms?” Then again, if anybody would know about dead girls, in either 1990 or 2010, it’s Glenn Beck. ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/3 "2010-01-20T22:05:24Z")
Boring. No one gives a shit about Glenn Beck. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/4 "2010-01-20T22:07:28Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Boring. No one gives a shit about Glenn Beck. LOL, the Pit Policeman weighs in on post #3. You’re such a junior mod, it’s like **QED** came back from the fucking dead or something. ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/5 "2010-01-20T22:09:38Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Boring. No one gives a shit about Glenn Beck. Congratulations, crotchstain. Your content-free drivel has just earned you a spot on my ignore list. In 10 years, you’re the only one I have ever put on there. That’s how fucking worthless you are. _PLONK_ ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/6 "2010-01-20T22:10:30Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > LOL, the Pit Policeman weighs in on post #3. You’re such a junior mod, it’s like **QED** came back from the fucking dead or something. You say that as if it’s supposed to hurt me. What hurts me is your continual inability to post anything that is even vaguely interesting. I chalk this up to your poor social skills and sad lack of both wit and verve. Don’t you have an OP about Sarah Palin or people who drive slower than you to post, you vacuous gimp? ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/7 "2010-01-20T22:11:31Z")
> [@Ogre](#): > > Congratulations, crotchstain. Your content-free drivel has just earned you a spot on my ignore list. In 10 years, you’re the only one I have ever put on there. That’s how fucking worthless you are. > > _PLONK_ Well color me hurt :rolleyes:. I’m glad you felt the need to inform me of that, and that you added a sound effect. Gratz. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/8 "2010-01-20T22:12:43Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > You say that as if it’s supposed to hurt me. Nah, I’m just saying the obvious. Sorry. > [@](#): > > What hurts me is your continual inability to post anything that is even vaguely interesting. I chalk this up to your poor social skills and sad lack of both wit and verve. I do so have Verve, I have all their albums. I look forward to “The Wit and Wisdom of ivn1188, Pit Policeman,” coming out in paperback wherever fine books are sold, very soon. > [@](#): > > Don’t you have an OP about Sarah Palin or people who drive slower than you to post, you vacuous gimp? Sarah Palin? Who’s that? ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/9 "2010-01-20T22:14:21Z")
What are you pitting, **luci**? What’s the behavior we’re supposed to revile? I don’t trust Republican senators either - would you let one babysit your kids? ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/10 "2010-01-20T22:15:08Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Boring. No one gives a shit about Glenn Beck. I gotta agree with **ivn1188** here. Why do we need to have a new pit thread every time someone who makes a living saying outlandish things says something outlandish? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/11 "2010-01-20T22:15:43Z")
Sorry, I’m not getting this. Beck says he thinks this guy might have a little problem with the ladies. He’s probably right! ---
**Author:** ![ivn1188](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e480ec/32.png) [@ivn1188](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivn1188)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/12 "2010-01-20T22:16:48Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > Nah, I’m just saying the obvious. Sorry. This is an example of your poor critical thinking skills. If you are merely stating the obvious, then you have provided zero insight, and thus are simply posting things about as interesting as “There’s weather outside.” So, which is it: are you trying to be snarky and denying it, or did you actually just admit that you really don’t have anything to contribute? It’s one or the other, I am afraid. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/13 "2010-01-20T22:22:20Z")
OK, I listened to the audio just out of morbid curiosity, and just as I thought. These guys are laughing as they say this, and it’s a big, stupid joke about how Brown talked about his daughters being “available”, etc. I’m just not seeing any “there” here. It’s a stupid joke by a guy who makes his living blathering all day. ---
**Author:** ![Cort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/77aa72/32.png) [@Cort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cort)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/14 "2010-01-20T22:28:15Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > Boring. No one gives a shit about Glenn Beck. Oh sweet Lord, will _someone_ give this motherfucker a mod hat already? ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/15 "2010-01-20T22:28:34Z")
It is kind of weird that Brown pimped out his daughters like that. I have to agree with Beck on this one. This guy should be monitored. Actually, Beck might be onto something with the ankle bracelet. It might not be a bad to put ankle bracelets on everyone in Congress, just as a matter of course. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/16 "2010-01-20T22:29:15Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > I gotta agree with **ivn1188** here. Why do we need to have a new pit thread every time someone who makes a living saying outlandish things says something outlandish? Maybe we should title it “Outlandish media personality is outlandish.” ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/17 "2010-01-20T23:10:28Z")
> [@Cort](#): > > Oh sweet Lord, will _someone_ give this motherfucker a mod hat already? No, I rather enjoy watching him struggle against his failed hopes and dreams. ---
**Author:** ![i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f07891/32.png) [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/i_am_a_scientist)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/18 "2010-01-20T23:16:06Z")
I thought the crack about his daughters was very awkward, but understandable, he was probably elated and not thinking clearly. I wonder who the first RW pundit will be to make a joke about Barney Frank being attracted to Scott Brown. Limbaugh and Coulter are the favorites, I’m putting my money on the dark horse, George Will. George Will, with a tasteless gay joke, in the Situation Room. You heard it here first. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/19 "2010-01-20T23:24:03Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Maybe we should title it “Outlandish media personality is outlandish.” I like it. It can be the permanent pit thread for all things Beck, Limbaugh, Hannity, Coulter, O’Rielly, and Olbermann. Yes, I am aware that the vast majority of these guys are right wingers. I don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2010, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/20 "2010-01-20T23:44:41Z")
Has anyone remarked how Scott Brown looks like Presidential timber yet? Bet Mitt Romney wishes he had had him executed. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751.md?page=2)