# Glen "Mad Dog" Beck Rides Again **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2010, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751 "2010-01-20T21:56:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/61 "2010-01-21T18:16:52Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > No. I provide insightful or humerous commentary on many types of pit threads. Just don’t break your arm patting yourself on the back. ---
**Author:** ![Rack-a-Bones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rack-a-Bones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rack-a-Bones)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/62 "2010-01-21T18:53:07Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You keep giving us shit, and we’ll raise your rent. At least he isn’t trying to sell you the shit out of your own back yard. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/63 "2010-01-21T19:00:40Z")
I don’t give a shit. I don’t take any shit. I’m not in the shit business. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/64 "2010-01-21T19:34:05Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > No. I provide insightful or humerous commentary on many types of pit threads. You haven’t provided any insight in this thread. All you’ve done is one of your little lord IVN rants and hijack. > [@](#): > > all I do is patrol around Pretty much all you do in the pit is pa-troll around starting shit in threads because they don’t come up to your retarded standards. > [@ivn1188](#): > > Now we just need to get rid of these idiot threads about “ZOMG!! Like, this right wing person said this thing that I don’t agree with!”. No, WE don’t. YOU should probably shut the fuck up about it though. You’re like the fucking retarded Don Quixote. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/65 "2010-01-21T20:39:09Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > You keep giving us shit, and we’ll raise your rent. {eeee eeeee eeee}That’s the sound of us turning off the oil pipes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/66 "2010-01-21T21:57:25Z")
Fine. We’re sending Celine Dion back. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tooth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c67d28/32.png) [@The\_Tooth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tooth)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/67 "2010-01-21T22:14:18Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > Fine. We’re sending Celine Dion back. No, we’re instituting an Oil-For-Shatner program. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/68 "2010-01-21T22:31:17Z")
> [@ivn1188](#): > > No. I provide insightful or humerous commentary on many types of pit threads. I’ll take your word for this, but if it’s available somewhere on the Internet, would you please post a link to it? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/69 "2010-01-21T22:31:45Z")
> [@EddyTeddyFreddy](#): > > Whatever happened to **Giraffe** ’s mod hat? The one with the holes for his horns? I tried to return it, but they didn’t want it back, what with all the lice and dandruff on it. Also, it turns out it was just a paper Burger King crown, with the word King crossed out and the word Moderator written over it in pen. I’m starting to think it wasn’t an official Mod Hat after all… :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/70 "2010-01-21T23:23:39Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Also, it turns out it was just a paper Burger King crown, with the word King crossed out and the word Moderator written over it in pen. Burger Moderator? ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2010, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/71 "2010-01-21T23:28:04Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Burger Moderator? Yeah, I thought that was a little odd. But I do like hamburgers, so I let it slide. ---
**Author:** ![cerberus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@cerberus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cerberus)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/72 "2010-01-22T00:04:38Z")
Flame broiled and all that… ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/73 "2010-01-22T00:09:15Z")
> [@Lord\_Ashtar](#): > > Burger Moderator? Nono, it was MODERATOR KING! What harm does it do to leave him his illusions now? ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/74 "2010-01-22T00:19:33Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > Yeah, I thought that was a little odd. But I do like hamburgers, so I let it slide. I saw what you did there. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/75 "2010-01-22T01:13:09Z")
Disgraceful. One would hope that a moderator in recline might refrain from such behavior! > [@](#): > > …no circumstances, however dismal, will ever be considered a sufficient excuse for the admission of that last and saddest evidence of intellectual poverty, the Pun. - Mark Twain Just so. ---
**Author:** ![koufax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7ea924/32.png) [@koufax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/koufax)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/76 "2010-01-22T02:02:41Z")
> [@i\_am\_a\_scientist](#): > > I thought the crack about his daughters was very awkward, but understandable, he was probably elated and not thinking clearly. > > I wonder who the first RW pundit will be to make a joke about Barney Frank being attracted to Scott Brown. > > Limbaugh and Coulter are the favorites, I’m putting my money on the dark horse, George Will. > > George Will, with a tasteless gay joke, in the Situation Room. > > You heard it here first. Do you ever read George Will’s columns? He is a conservative, not a right winger or a sensationalist like Limbaugh and Coulter. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/77 "2010-01-22T02:06:42Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > {eeee eeeee eeee}That’s the sound of us turning off the oil pipes. 😃 No, that’s the strings, ee-ee-ee-ee-e-e-e, and the drums, the drums, the drums, the drums… ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/78 "2010-01-22T02:08:15Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > - Mark Twain Yeah, well, what’s \*he \*done lately? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/79 "2010-01-22T02:08:32Z")
> [@](#): > > Do you ever read George Will’s columns?.. He reinforces my long held opinion that men who favor bow ties are not to be trusted. They flaunt an eccentricity so innocuous that it is suspect. ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2010, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751/80 "2010-01-22T02:08:54Z")
> [@John\_Mace](#): > > Sorry, I’m not getting this. Beck says he thinks this guy might have a little problem with the ladies. He’s probably right! Did that ever come out during the campaign? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glen-mad-dog-beck-rides-again/525751.md?page=5)