# Glitch's Final Exam **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 17, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904 "2000-03-17T20:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 8\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/1 "2000-03-18T06:41:00Z")
Tonight is the night. I am completing an executive chauffeur course. What a blast it has been. Not that I plan to pursue a career as an executive chauffeur, I just wanted to learn the driving skills (i.e. how to do high speed escapes, ultra-sharp turns, 180 degree turns, etc). A limo is surprisingly agile. The only problem I have now is remembering that even if I can take sharp corners at high speed I probably shouldn’t (I am sensing a traffic ticket in my future for some reason). Anyway, I thought this was sufficiently mindless and pointless enough to share. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/2 "2000-03-18T06:43:00Z")
Is this the limo with the 20mm cannons behind the grill? Or the one with the RPG in the trunk? ---
**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\ **Post date:** [March 17, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/3 "2000-03-17T20:54:00Z")
Cool Glitch. Give the Limo a good spin for us. Wish you the best. Jeffery ---
**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/4 "2000-03-18T12:43:00Z")
How did you find it, what did it cost? Can I learn to drive like a stunt man? Please? ---
**Author:** ![Glitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/0ea827/32.png) [@Glitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Glitch)\ **Post date:** [March 18, 2000, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/5 "2000-03-18T13:15:00Z")
For me the school happened to be local, so out of the phone book. So you could see if there is a body guard or chauffeur school in your area. Failing that you could search on the 'net for chauffeur training and try to find someplace close to you. It isn’t the same as stunt driver school (that was the very first words out of the instructor’s mouth after saying hello). We don’t learn how to flip a car for example, or do a lot of things that stunt men do. Executive chauffeuring is about escaping pursuit, ramming pursuing cars off the road, and a LOT of different types of turns. I passed by the way. Glitch is now a certified executive chauffeur. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/6 "2000-03-19T07:18:00Z")
If there’s not a separate thread for this: YAY GLITCH! ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/7 "2000-03-19T07:28:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by UncleBeer: > **Is this the limo with the 20mm cannons behind the grill? Or the one with the RPG in the trunk?** Why would you carry role playing games in the trunk? Anyhow, congrats Glitch! Sounds like fun! * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![Kyla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/eada6e/32.png) [@Kyla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kyla)\ **Post date:** [March 19, 2000, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glitchs-final-exam/14904/8 "2000-03-19T09:12:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Why would you carry role playing games in the trunk? That’s exactly what I thought when I saw that! Heh heh. Congratulations, Glitch! * * * ~Kyla “What Would Captain Planet Do?”