# (Glorious, wonderful RO) Puppy killed for eyeballing owner's boyfriend

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385 "2008-12-02T20:33:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/21 "2008-12-03T01:30:55Z")

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I’m ashamed to admit that there are times I’m tempted to kick my Westie\* down the stairs. However, this time, I’d GLADLY sic her on this guy.

\*[sub]She’s very stubborn, very smart, and VERY dominant. Very sweet, but also a pain in the ass[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/22 "2008-12-03T02:16:32Z")

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The excuse he gave was idiotic. But how do his actions differ from shooting a deer for sport? It was someone’s pet, I guess - destruction of property. But aggravated cruelty to animals? I don’t get it.

Flame me away to hell.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/23 "2008-12-03T02:49:25Z")

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> Dash admitted to kicking the dog down the stairs, police reports quoted him as saying, because “it was eyeballing me, you know, looking at me like it didn’t like me.”

Sounds like the dog was perceptive then.

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**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/24 "2008-12-03T02:54:33Z")

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I’ll bet the girlfriend takes him back.

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/25 "2008-12-03T03:19:18Z")

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To be fair, it was only a hzu puppy.  
after it got the Shit kicked out of it.

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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/26 "2008-12-03T14:11:24Z")

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> [@NurseCarmen](#):
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> To be fair, it was only a hzu puppy.  
> after it got the Shit kicked out of it.

And that, my friends, is now the thread-winning post.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/27 "2008-12-03T14:37:32Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> The excuse he gave was idiotic. But how do his actions differ from shooting a deer for sport? It was someone’s pet, I guess - destruction of property. But aggravated cruelty to animals? I don’t get it.
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> Flame me away to hell.

In most cases the deer hunter uses the meat for food. I’m sorry you can’t see the difference.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/28 "2008-12-03T14:44:56Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> The excuse he gave was idiotic. But how do his actions differ from shooting a deer for sport? It was someone’s pet, I guess - destruction of property. But aggravated cruelty to animals? I don’t get it.
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> Flame me away to hell.

Ethical hunters try to shoot only when they are certain that they will kill the animal on the first shot. They want the deer or other animal to go down without knowing what killed it, without feeling more than momentary pain. This guy, though, was intent on inflicting a lot of pain on the dog.

I’m not a hunter, but my husband does hunt, and he’s come home many times saying that he saw a deer, but he couldn’t be sure of a clean kill, so he didn’t shoot.

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**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/29 "2008-12-03T14:46:25Z")

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Maybe he was just trying to help out in the War on Terrier.

[sub]D&R[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Kesamet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/45deac/32.png) [@Kesamet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kesamet)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/30 "2008-12-03T14:57:29Z")

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I was in Hong Kong last week and went to Hong Kong zoo

They only have one animal !!!

It’s a shit zoo!!

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**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/31 "2008-12-03T15:34:29Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Ethical hunters try to shoot only when they are certain that they will kill the animal on the first shot. They want the deer or other animal to go down without knowing what killed it, without feeling more than momentary pain. This guy, though, was intent on inflicting a lot of pain on the dog.
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> I’m not a hunter, but my husband does hunt, and he’s come home many times saying that he saw a deer, but he couldn’t be sure of a clean kill, so he didn’t shoot.

Chasing a wounded deer for a mile blows as well. Not as much as hauling it back though.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/32 "2008-12-03T15:48:57Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Ethical hunters try to shoot only when they are certain that they will kill the animal on the first shot. They want the deer or other animal to go down without knowing what killed it, without feeling more than momentary pain. This guy, though, was intent on inflicting a lot of pain on the dog.

Yeah, he probably should have just shot the dog, then no one would be on his back.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/33 "2008-12-03T15:54:51Z")

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And then eaten it.

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**Author:** ![Martiju](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e8c25b/32.png) [@Martiju](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martiju)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/34 "2008-12-03T15:58:21Z")

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> [@Isamu](#):
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> Yeah, he probably should have just shot the dog, then no one would be on his back.

Only if it was in a bar.

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**Author:** ![Isamu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/7c8e57/32.png) [@Isamu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Isamu)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/35 "2008-12-03T15:59:23Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> And then eaten it.

Or just let the maggots eat it - he’s altruistic like that (we all gotta eat hey?)

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/36 "2008-12-03T16:04:28Z")

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> [@Sanity\_Challenged](#):
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> Did he make the field goal?

Nope. This is Buffalo, remember, so it was wide right.

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**Author:** ![Nikki\_Tikki\_Tavi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3da27b/32.png) [@Nikki\_Tikki\_Tavi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nikki_Tikki_Tavi)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/37 "2008-12-03T16:04:37Z")

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> [@spooje](#):
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> I had a chihuahua eyeball me once. Didn’t pay him no mind, though. I was pretty sure I could take him if he started anything.

Useless trivia hijack: Did you know that chihuahuas have the largest brain in the canine kingdom, relative to size?

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**Author:** ![AngryIrishLass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bbce88/32.png) [@AngryIrishLass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngryIrishLass)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/38 "2008-12-03T16:21:37Z")

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> [@elmwood](#):
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> Asain, it was a [Shih Tzu puppy](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1038/572370073_58aa983928.jpg).

Want one.

Hope the guy gets the shit kicked out of him.

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**Author:** ![Projammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/projammer/32/559_2.png) [@Projammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Projammer)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/39 "2008-12-03T16:53:24Z")

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> [@Max\_Torque](#):
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> I’m a prosecutor. Every now and then, I get an animal cruelty case; one recent one involved a Great Dane that had been starved down to a weight of 27 pounds. If there’s anything to like about such cases, it’s the fact that I don’t have to do any negotiating. Every now and then, they’ll ask for a reduction in my plea offer, and I just tell 'em, “No, we’ll let a jury see the pictures, and see what they give you.”
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> I’ve never had a trial on an animal cruelty case yet.

Holy fuck-all. I’ve got a great dane and I’m pretty sure just his bones weigh more than 27 pounds.

What plea do you usually put on the table? If it’s anything less than being assfucked with a barbwire wrapped baseball bat it’s too lenient.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [December 3, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/40 "2008-12-03T17:18:08Z")

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> [@Nikki\_Tikki\_Tavi](#):
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> Useless trivia hijack: Did you know that chihuahuas have the largest brain in the canine kingdom, relative to size?

Yeah, but there’s usually water on it.

And Shih tzu’s always look like they are eyeballing you. It’s the way they’re made.

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