# (Glorious, wonderful RO) Puppy killed for eyeballing owner's boyfriend

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [December 2, 2008, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385 "2008-12-02T20:33:59Z")\
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**Author:** ![SisterCoyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/958977/32.png) [@SisterCoyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SisterCoyote)\
**Post date:** [December 5, 2008, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glorious-wonderful-ro-puppy-killed-for-eyeballing-owners-boyfriend/475385/61 "2008-12-05T00:10:05Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> Prison has puppies now? That doesn’t sound so bad.

Oddly, some prisons do have puppies: prisoners who are sufficiently well-behaved to earn the privilege are allowed into a program where they train assistance dogs.

I fail at Google, though, so I can’t tell you where or anything more specific than that.

Oh, and: /me smacks Malacandra around for the puns.

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