# Glue-Sniffer Tasered, Bursts into Flames

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [July 22, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812 "2009-07-22T02:28:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Don\_t\_Call\_Me\_Shirley](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_t_Call_Me_Shirley)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/21 "2009-07-22T16:58:11Z")

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> [@Hampshire](#):
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> For some reason it reminds me of the ending of the Seinfeld episode where some unfortunate events collide into a tragedy.
> 
> Kramer decides to widden lanes on a highway he adopted but then needs to change them back by erasing the lane markings with turpentine.  
> Elaine can’t get rid of an old sewing machine so she eventually dumps it off on the highway.  
> Newman is driving his mail truck, runs over the sewing machine, drags it down the highway throwing sparks, and drives right over the turpentine bursting himself into flames.

_Oh, the humanity!_

The OP is the best argument I’ve heard yet for having the police videotape every encounter they have.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/22 "2009-07-22T17:06:09Z")

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…for immediate posting on YouTube.

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**Author:** ![KGS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/90ced4/32.png) [@KGS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KGS)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/23 "2009-07-22T17:22:36Z")

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I could make a mix tape based on this:

Blue Oyster Cult - “Burnin’ for You”  
Blue Oyster Cult - “Flaming Telepaths”  
Bruce Springsteen - “I’m on Fire”  
Liege Lord - “Burn to My Touch”  
Motorhead - “Fire, Fire”  
Van Halen - “On Fire”

(and so on…)

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/24 "2009-07-22T17:28:11Z")

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> [@KGS](#):
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> I could make a mix tape based on this:
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> Blue Oyster Cult - “Burnin’ for You”  
> Blue Oyster Cult - “Flaming Telepaths”  
> Bruce Springsteen - “I’m on Fire”  
> Liege Lord - “Burn to My Touch”  
> Motorhead - “Fire, Fire”  
> Van Halen - “On Fire”
> 
> (and so on…)

Blue Oyster Cult - “Fire of unknown Origin”!

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**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/25 "2009-07-22T17:31:02Z")

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> [@Harmonious\_Discord](#):
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> I’m betting sometimes the cops use a taser at a gas station. It’s probably more a danger than the use of a cell phone. One day we will see a story where a \*\*taser welding \*\*cop blows up a gas station.

Taser welding? Wow, that’s one powerful Taser. Or is it welding two Tasers together?

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**Author:** ![SteveG1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bb73d2/32.png) [@SteveG1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SteveG1)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/26 "2009-07-22T17:41:36Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> Blue Oyster Cult - “Fire of unknown Origin”!

Doors - Light My Fire  
J Geils Band - Flame Thrower  
Bob Seger - Fire Down Below

And if the “perp” was a good dancer, Disco Inferno 😃

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**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/27 "2009-07-22T18:09:12Z")

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Bad Religion, “Let It Burn”  
Billy Joel, “We Didn’t Start the Fire”  
Franz Ferdinand, “This Fire”  
Johnny Cash, “Ring of Fire”  
Kompressor, “Do Not Play with Fire”  
The New Pornographers, “Streets of Fire”  
Wolf Parade, “This Heart’s on Fire”

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/28 "2009-07-22T18:20:42Z")

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Rock Master Scott & The Dynamic Three - _The Roof is On Fire_  
Van Halen - _Fire In The Hole_  
Kings of Leon - _Sex on Fire_  
The Used - _I Caught Fire_

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**Author:** ![Baby\_Driver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@Baby\_Driver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baby_Driver)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/29 "2009-07-22T19:24:57Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night.
> 
> Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

And possibly his afterlife as well 😛

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/30 "2009-07-22T19:55:20Z")

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The doors: Come on Baby Light My Fire

Ohio Players - Fire:  
The way you walk and talk really sets me off  
To a fuller love, child, yes, it does, uh  
The way you squeeze and tease (tase), knocks to me my knees  
‘Cause I’m smokin’, baby, baby  
Personally, if someone came at me with a gas can and a lighter I would pass up the taser and use a gun.

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**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/31 "2009-07-22T19:56:31Z")

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> [@jayjay](#):
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> Build a man a fire, and he’ll be warm for a night.
> 
> Set a man on fire, and he’ll be warm for the rest of his life.

That made me laugh out loud.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/32 "2009-07-22T20:41:30Z")

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> [@Hypno-Toad](#):
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> Taser welding? Wow, that’s one powerful Taser. Or is it welding two Tasers together?

Taser welding Arc welding it’s all the same at a gas station.

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**Author:** ![smee\_goan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f07891/32.png) [@smee\_goan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smee_goan)\
**Post date:** [July 22, 2009, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/33 "2009-07-22T22:53:44Z")

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Future Proponol addict now.  
See Michael Jackson’s hair…

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/34 "2009-07-23T03:22:21Z")

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> [@mhendo](#):
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> The story linked in the OP is contradicted by every other account i’ve read of this incident, including multiple accounts from Australia, where it actually happened. For example:
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> [Sky News, UK](http://uk.news.yahoo.com/5/20090721/twl-tasered-petrol-sniffer-bursts-into-f-3fd0ae9.html)  
> [The Australian Newspaper, Australia](http://www.theaustralian.news.com.au/story/0,25197,25817896-5006789,00.html)
> 
> He was not sniffing glue, and he did not douse himself with petrol. He was sniffing petrol, which was in a container. It has not yet been determined whether the petrol was set alight by the taser, or by the lighter the man was carrying.

So he was not sniffing glue and had not doused himself with petrol. Yay CNN!

I don’t know why, but this reminds me of when I lived in Albuquerque, New Mexico. There was a rash of incidents in which a man would charge at a group of several police officers while brandishing a knife. In each case, all of the officers would fire, killing the bullet-riddled man instantly. There was much criticism about not using non-lethal take-down techniques. After all, we’re talking one perp with a knife and several trained officers. But be that as it may, it seems to have become known that if you wanted to commit suicide but were too wimpy to do it yourself, just run at some cops with a knife. That seems to have explained at least a couple of the incidents.

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**Author:** ![TheBlueberry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@TheBlueberry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheBlueberry)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/35 "2009-07-23T04:43:18Z")

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The Liars, “Mister Your on Fire Mister”

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**Author:** ![otorophile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/3ab097/32.png) [@otorophile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otorophile)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/36 "2009-07-23T04:55:32Z")

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[serious]  
Gas sniffing is a big problem with the aboriginals these days. They have no job prospects, low quality of life … there’s shit all else to do.  
[/serious]

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/37 "2009-07-23T05:26:08Z")

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This reminds me of the CSI episode in which the Mythbustrs had a cameo. An officer used a butane based pepper spray to subdue a suspect. He was then tasered. His shirt burst into flame and he was burned to death.

[YouTube video here](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0uEfcomL8iA).

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [July 23, 2009, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/38 "2009-07-23T14:18:51Z")

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Well, in fairness, if a suspect can’t be subdued using pepper spray _or_ a taser, setting him on fire is probably the only way to go. 😉

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**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/39 "2009-07-24T02:08:39Z")

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> [@Magiver](#):
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> The guy managed to brighten everybody’s day.

Even though he got a little hot under the collar.

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [July 24, 2009, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glue-sniffer-tasered-bursts-into-flames/503812/40 "2009-07-24T13:37:59Z")

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And the Police Officer tried to put the flames out with his bare hands and was stoned by local children as young as 12. This guy was a known violent offender.

The Commissioner said the only alternative for the officer was using a firearm (the guy coming at him with a cannister of petrol (gasoline) with a lighter).

Meh.

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