# Glurge! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 17, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736 "2001-08-17T15:00:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/1 "2001-08-17T15:00:58Z")
My mother-in-law (who usually has more sense than this) recently sent us a link to a page on the following web site. Warning: If you can’t stand glurge in it’s most concentrated form - turn back now! [http://www.webspirations.net](http://www.webspirations.net) It’s almost hypnotic. ---
**Author:** ![Sophie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/35a633/32.png) [@Sophie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sophie)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/2 "2001-08-17T15:03:33Z")
My eyes! The horror! ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/3 "2001-08-17T16:05:45Z")
I think someone should post that link in the Pit when ever it gets nasty in there.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/4 "2001-08-17T16:23:36Z")
I need an insulin shot after that one…although I wonder about having a popup for the motley fool on a site that is supposed to help you overcome your baser instincts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Vestal\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/5e9695/32.png) [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/5 "2001-08-17T16:29:06Z")
As VB slips into a diabetic coma, he wonders where’s “Godzilla Meets Bambi” when you need it? …_Thunk_… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/6 "2001-08-17T16:33:39Z")
Jesus—what really creeped ME out was the bouncing head of his decapitated victim! What the hell IS that picture, Sunday In the Park with Ted Bundy?! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/7 "2001-08-17T16:34:43Z")
. . . And I didn’t KNOW you could give blow jobs to butterflies! ---
**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/8 "2001-08-17T16:40:07Z")
:doing his best butterfly impersonation: Crikey is that site horrid. But I have to admit, it’s nice to know that “You were meant to shine”. ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/9 "2001-08-17T16:43:57Z")
Don’t forget the scary text string that chases your mouse around. Egads, the tinkling of the bells! Make it stop! That is a truly sick, sick site. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/10 "2001-08-17T17:13:27Z")
Peter Max is now working for Hallmark? Put the mouse pointer just under the dancing starfish and watch it impale itself! Jiggle the mouse so the letters get all messed up - looks like the aftermath of a spilled bowl of Alpha-bits. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/11 "2001-08-17T17:28:15Z")
Oh, that’s just horrible. Someone scrub my brain. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/12 "2001-08-17T17:50:11Z")
Thank you all for your reactions. **Sophie’s** was closest to my own. It’s sites like that that make me afraid to leave the SDMB. ---
**Author:** ![Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9de053/32.png) [@Myron\_Van\_Horowitzski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Myron_Van_Horowitzski)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/13 "2001-08-17T18:00:57Z")
::retches uncontrollably:: I’m gonna get you for that, Trion! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/14 "2001-08-17T18:18:51Z")
GAAAHH!!! The worst part is those stupid midis-you cannot get rid of them! I tried turning off the volume, everything…NOTHING…mute, nothing worked!!! AAAHHH to cleanse your brains: [http://www.rinkworks.com/peasoup/](http://www.rinkworks.com/peasoup/) Trust me, you’ll LIKE this “glurge” 😉 ---
**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/15 "2001-08-17T18:32:38Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\* . . . And I didn’t KNOW you could give blow jobs to butterflies! \*\* My thoughts exactly. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/16 "2001-08-17T18:37:38Z")
awwww… I think its sweet… like a little puppy. ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/17 "2001-08-17T18:42:03Z")
**Guin** - That link is great. I particularly liked “The Nervous Moment”. Thanks! **Myron** - There was a warning in the OP. If you ignored it, it’s your own fault. ---
**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/18 "2001-08-17T18:56:52Z")
It’s so very very pink… I, too, wondered what that guy was doing to the butterfly. Notice the other one by his foot, waiting its turn? I gotcher Daily Motivator right here… ---
**Author:** ![Falafel\_Waffle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@Falafel\_Waffle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falafel_Waffle)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/19 "2001-08-17T19:13:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > \*\*The worst part is those stupid midis-you cannot get rid of them! I tried turning off the volume, everything…NOTHING…mute, nothing worked!!! > > to cleanse your brains: > [http://www.rinkworks.com/peasoup/](http://www.rinkworks.com/peasoup/) > > \*\* Try pressing the STOP button on your browser. No more music. And thanks for that cold dose of cynicism. Helped me recover my equilibrium. ;j ---
**Author:** ![Miss\_Gretchen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Miss\_Gretchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Gretchen)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2001, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/glurge/76736/20 "2001-08-17T22:56:20Z")
According to the “how old are you?” thingey, I am 9999 days old today. Woo hoo! I should through a 10,000 day birthday party for myself tommorrow. Who wants drinks?