# gms453 is a troll. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 8, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116 "2012-10-08T18:55:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/1 "2012-10-08T18:55:58Z")
From [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=667753) thread about another Doper’s prenuptial agreement and her impending divorce, came the following: > [@I LOVE my prenuptial agreement!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-prenuptial-agreement/636814/109): > > So, if you knew from the gitgo he was a bum, why did you allow him to impregnate you? Understandably, the thread was completely derailed at that point. **gms453** , you took a giant shit all over that thread, and I think you know it. I think you made that comment just to stir up trouble and cause drama. Why do you think it would be important here to make someone answer for a decision she made sixteen years ago? You even [admitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15564113&postcount=146) that no matter what her answer was, it wouldn’t make any difference at all in the matter at hand. > [@I LOVE my prenuptial agreement!](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-love-my-prenuptial-agreement/636814/146): > > Idle curiosity, I suppose. Don’t you wonder why the OP allowed a man she knew was a bum to impregnate her? Would you allow a man you knew was a bum to impregnate you? This is just the icing on the cake, proving you’re an irredeemable jackass. Fuck off. ---
**Author:** ![elbows](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b3f665/32.png) [@elbows](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elbows)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/2 "2012-10-08T19:16:41Z")
Having noticed this, you then thought it well advised, to jump into a battle of wits with an witless troll? How’s that helping anyone but the troll? ---
**Author:** ![Mosier](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ea924/32.png) [@Mosier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mosier)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/3 "2012-10-08T19:17:14Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Having noticed this, you then thought it well advised, to jump into a battle of wits with an witless troll? > > How’s that helping anyone but the troll? Think of it as a public service announcement. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/4 "2012-10-08T19:54:33Z")
Okay, but did you have to throw him into the brier patch? The poor soul was _begging_ you not to. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/5 "2012-10-08T20:35:15Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > From [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=667753) thread about another Doper’s prenuptial agreement and her impending divorce, came the following: > > Understandably, the thread was completely derailed at that point. > > **gms453** , you took a giant shit all over that thread, and I think you know it. I think you made that comment just to stir up trouble and cause drama. Why do you think it would be important here to make someone answer for a decision she made sixteen years ago? You even [admitted](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=15564113&postcount=146) that no matter what her answer was, it wouldn’t make any difference at all in the matter at hand. > > This is just the icing on the cake, proving you’re an irredeemable jackass. Fuck off. Well, I probably shouldn’t respond to your over-the-top post, but, in deference to your elegant use of the English language, I will: ``` 1. My question was prompted by information FL volunteered in her posts. Her answer to it was simple and straightforword and helped me to better understand her and her situation. It contained no foot-stomping, ranting and raving, or name-calling. 2. Any derailment was temporary and would not have occurred at all but for your hysterical response to my question. ``` ---
**Author:** ![Labrador\_Deceiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@Labrador\_Deceiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labrador_Deceiver)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/6 "2012-10-08T20:47:33Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Okay, but did you have to throw him into the brier patch? The poor soul was _begging_ you not to. For the win. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/7 "2012-10-08T20:51:19Z")
> [@elbows](#): > > Having noticed this, you then thought it well advised, to jump into a battle of wits with an witless troll? > > How’s that helping anyone but the troll? H’mmm…I think if I were going to engage in a battle of wits I would want my opponent to be witless. By the way, your use of a comma after the word “advised” is unnecessary, and your use of the word “an” before the word “witless” is improper. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/8 "2012-10-08T20:59:14Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Okay, but did you have to throw him into the brier patch? The poor soul was _begging_ you not to. Cite? ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/9 "2012-10-08T21:00:47Z")
> [@Labrador\_Deceiver](#): > > For the win. What’s the contest? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/10 "2012-10-08T21:17:26Z")
Midget wrestling, of a sort. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/11 "2012-10-08T21:28:29Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > Think of it as a public service announcement. I agree. Now everyone knows that your posts are nothing more than hysterical, irrational, name-calling rants peppered with gratuitous profanity. ---
**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/12 "2012-10-08T21:31:23Z")
I think even you have to admit you came barreling into that thread like a blast of fresh fart. ---
**Author:** ![tapu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@tapu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tapu)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/13 "2012-10-08T21:44:49Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Midget wrestling, of a sort. Hey! I just happen to have a blog post about that, here’s the lin-… Er, maybe not this time. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/14 "2012-10-08T21:54:27Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Midget wrestling, of a sort. That’s funny, and while I like it, please rest assured that I do not consider my participation in this thread to be a competitive endeavor. To me, it’s nothing more than a trifling amusement. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/15 "2012-10-08T21:56:59Z")
Ooh! Ooh! Do the “u mad bro?” one next! ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/16 "2012-10-08T22:15:52Z")
> [@Inner\_Stickler](#): > > I think even you have to admit you came barreling into that thread like a blast of fresh fart. Apparently, but certainly not by design. I like your use of alliteration. ---
**Author:** ![gms453](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@gms453](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gms453)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/17 "2012-10-08T22:20:27Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Ooh! Ooh! Do the “u mad bro?” one next! Yet another stunningly brilliant retort. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/18 "2012-10-08T23:07:32Z")
> [@gms453](#): > > Yet another stunningly brilliant retort. Touched a nerve, have I? ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/19 "2012-10-08T23:22:56Z")
Maybe his pyloric valve is acting up. ---
**Author:** ![curlcoat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea5d25/32.png) [@curlcoat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curlcoat)\ **Post date:** [October 8, 2012, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116/20 "2012-10-08T23:49:31Z")
> [@Mosier](#): > > **gms453** , you took a giant shit all over that thread, and I think you know it. I think you made that comment just to stir up trouble and cause drama. Why do you think it would be important here to make someone answer for a decision she made sixteen years ago? You mean all the people that told her she was “vile” to be happy she is leaving her husband with nothing weren’t shitting on that thread? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gms453-is-a-troll/637116.md?page=2)