# Go ahead an pile on. I now pit everyone in the "what color is your anus" thread. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 6, 2007, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973 "2007-05-06T12:15:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/41 "2007-05-07T05:46:19Z")
[QUOTE=Frank] Not to mention, “Can I feed semen to my goldfish?” [/QUOTE] No. Sperm whales, on the other hand… ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/42 "2007-05-07T13:00:14Z")
I can feed sperm whales to my goldfish? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/43 "2007-05-07T14:10:28Z")
[QUOTE=McNew] I can feed sperm whales to my goldfish? [/QUOTE] Serving size: 0.1 grams Servings per package: 127,000,000 ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2007, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/44 "2007-05-07T14:27:11Z")
The skin around the anus is brown because people obviously haven’t learned how to wipe their bum/ass/bunghole/all the other names for the fecal exit orifice. I was going to add that I am trying to fit in but I don’t think I’ll actually say that. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/45 "2007-05-08T13:29:17Z")
[QUOTE=Squink] Yes, and if it’s hard, reward your effort with a tasty [Chocolate Anus Candy.](http://edibleanus.com/) [/QUOTE] Heh, the fine prints says “Contains trace of nuts”. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/46 "2007-05-08T14:13:54Z")
[QUOTE=Tengu] … I missed that one. Thank Christ. o.o [/QUOTE] Q:[Why is my semen black and orange](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286416) A: We are Devo(lving) ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/47 "2007-05-08T14:23:59Z")
Hey, it’s pretty rare these days that I see something in GQ that makes me say, “Yeah, why _is_ that?” I mean, I’ve been reading them since the days of the AOL board and most of the great questions of life have already been answered. Except that one. So hell, yeah I looked - I mean, I didn’t know, did you? Also, that goldfish one was _hilarious_. An old favorite. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/48 "2007-05-08T14:49:27Z")
What color is your anus? [Blue-Green](http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.universetoday.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/09/2006-0905uranus.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.universetoday.com/2006/09/05/hubble-sees-a-rare-transit-on-uranus/&h=1024&w=1016&sz=38&hl=en&start=2&tbnid=b4BB1x31qmyazM:&tbnh=150&tbnw=149&prev=/images%3Fq%3Duranus%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D10%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Dactive%26sa%3DG), apparently. ---
**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/49 "2007-05-08T14:55:26Z")
> [@](#): > > What color is your anus? It seems kinda like the Dark Side of those “What Color Is Your Parachute?” books. ---
**Author:** ![Duke\_of\_Rat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Duke\_of\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke_of_Rat)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/50 "2007-05-08T14:58:32Z")
[QUOTE=Revtim] Heh, the fine prints says “Contains trace of nuts”. [/QUOTE] “…and corn” ---
**Author:** ![jali](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ecae2f/32.png) [@jali](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jali)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2007, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973/51 "2007-05-08T15:11:17Z")
I have something very positive to say about **zuma**! It’s a really fun game to play online - love the way the system says. “zuma” between rounds. That’s all. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-an-pile-on-i-now-pit-everyone-in-the-what-color-is-your-anus-thread/402973.md?page=2)