# Go Ahead And Bitch At Me **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [July 20, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759 "2011-07-20T20:46:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/1 "2011-07-20T20:46:24Z")
Bitch at me, or the world at large. I don’t care. No really, honestly, I don’t give a f\*\*k today. Bring it on. I might bitch back at you, then again I may not. Because, I just don’t care. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/2 "2011-07-20T20:47:30Z")
Self pittings are lame. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/3 "2011-07-20T20:48:04Z")
I would, but its too damn hot. ---
**Author:** ![billfish678](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7bcc69/32.png) [@billfish678](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billfish678)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/4 "2011-07-20T21:04:11Z")
Hell, while the theme is bitching I might as well add something to the party here. I’ve just spend nearly a month in an RV in the middle of nowhere doing mostly nothing with the SO. Of course, she has her ideas of how to do things right (usually wrong) and how she prefers to do things (and I don’t fucking care). So, on plenty of occasions she would complain that I was doing things “wrong” or not doing things the way she preferred. I finally adoped a standard reply to her complaints. “Quit your bitching”. Often with a “goddamn” or “fucking” was thrown in for good measure. Yeah, I’m an asshole but it sure as shit felt good. ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [July 20, 2011, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/5 "2011-07-20T21:20:56Z")
It’s that cabin fever Fever It’s that cabin fever Fever It’s that cabin fever Fever watch out watch out It’s that cabin fever ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/6 "2011-07-21T00:51:33Z")
OK. But first - who are you? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/7 "2011-07-21T02:32:18Z")
[http://www.cabinfevergifts.com/](http://www.cabinfevergifts.com/) I’m assuming these will make you feel better… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/8 "2011-07-21T02:39:48Z")
Don’t be lazy. If you want us to bitch at you, give us some material. All I can come up with now is: Longhorns suck. Go Razorbacks. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/9 "2011-07-21T04:17:06Z")
[Grampa Simpson]Oh bitch, bitch, bitch.[/Grampa Simpson] ---
**Author:** ![Askance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/askance/32/8281_2.png) [@Askance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askance)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/10 "2011-07-21T04:38:44Z")
Why the fuck should I, just for you? Fuck it. Who made you king for a fucking day? Fuck. I just have given a fucking fuck. In fact six fucking fucks. No, eight now. Bugger it. ---
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/11 "2011-07-21T04:41:39Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > Bitch at me, or the world at large. > > I don’t care. No really, honestly, I don’t give a f\*\*k today. Bring it on. > I might bitch back at you, then again I may not. > Because, I just don’t care. Reported. ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 5:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/12 "2011-07-21T05:45:26Z")
Tallies up his loneliness, notch by notch For the sea offers nothin’ to hold or touch Notch by notch, winter by winter Notch by notch, winter by winter ---
**Author:** ![anya\_marie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ebca7d/32.png) [@anya\_marie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anya_marie)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/13 "2011-07-21T06:34:07Z")
Frankly, my dear assclown, I only give enough of a fucking fuck to type … ! FUCK THIS SHIT, YO ! ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/14 "2011-07-21T14:51:14Z")
> [@billfish678](#): > > Hell, while the theme is bitching I might as well add something to the party here. > > I’ve just spend nearly a month in an RV in the middle of nowhere doing mostly nothing with the SO. > > Of course, she has her ideas of how to do things right (usually wrong) and how she prefers to do things (and I don’t fucking care). > > So, on plenty of occasions she would complain that I was doing things “wrong” or not doing things the way she preferred. > > I finally adoped a standard reply to her complaints. “Quit your bitching”. Often with a “goddamn” or “fucking” was thrown in for good measure. Yeah, I’m an asshole but it sure as shit felt good. You know, if you’d written this as a paragraph, it would have been so much clearer and not so disjointed. But you never do what I tell you to do, because you’re just selfish and immature. Also, semicolons instead of periods. Or a nice haiku. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/15 "2011-07-21T15:35:17Z")
> [@elucidator](#): > > I would, but its too damn hot. Too (darn, damn it\*) hot to hoot! > [@](#): > > According to the Kinsey report every average man you know much prefers to play his favorite sport when the temperature is low but when the thermometer goes way up and the weather is sizzling hot; Mister Adam for his madam, Mister GOB for his squab, a marine for his queen, a G.I. for his cutie-pie is not. > Cause it’s too too too darn hot. > It’s too darn hot! CMC fnord! \*Sully a Cole Porter lyric will thee? ---
**Author:** ![Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Prelude\_to\_Fascination](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prelude_to_Fascination)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/16 "2011-07-21T15:55:18Z")
No, I won’t bitch at you, or the world at large. See, I want…to…sing!.. ---
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [July 21, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/17 "2011-07-21T18:26:49Z")
> [@Cabin\_Fever](#): > > Bitch at me, or the world at large. > > I don’t care. No really, honestly, I don’t give a f\*\*k today. Bring it on. > I might bitch back at you, then again I may not. > Because, I just don’t care. Are you the honey badger? Reference: (NSFW) [http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r7wHMg5Yjg) ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/18 "2011-07-22T02:19:17Z")
> [@prelude to fascination](#): > > no, i won’t bitch at you, or the world at large. See, i want…to…sing!.. no singing! ---
**Author:** ![PandaBear77](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@PandaBear77](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PandaBear77)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2011, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/19 "2011-07-22T02:30:02Z")
Ok, OP, since you asked: When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down? ---
**Author:** ![Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cabin_fever_1/32/2908_2.png) [@Cabin\_Fever\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cabin_Fever_1)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2011, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-and-bitch-at-me/589759/20 "2011-07-23T02:06:14Z")
> [@PandaBear77](#): > > Ok, OP, since you asked: > > When are you going to find a nice girl and settle down? Mom! Quit bitchin’ at me. Can’t you see I’m busy here?