# Go ahead, creatively insult me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 21, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317 "2002-06-21T18:59:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Osakadave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/f07891/32.png) [@Osakadave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osakadave)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/21 "2002-06-22T14:26:01Z")
Sea Urchin brain! “Atama ga uni” (my friends favorite while an exchange student in Nagasaki). ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/22 "2002-06-22T15:24:16Z")
May a thousand fleas infest yer armpits! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Jet\_Jaguar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jet_jaguar/32/3562_2.png) [@Jet\_Jaguar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jet_Jaguar)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/23 "2002-06-22T17:15:16Z")
My generic flame: \ is stupid, as are you, and \, with whom I’ve had sexual relations recently. I question the marital status of your parents, and imply bad things about your significant other (if applicable). ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/24 "2002-06-22T17:41:31Z")
Nastiest thing I ever heard was in a **Transmetropolitan** comic book: “The best part of you dried up on your mother’s leg.” …sheesh! I wouldn’t even use that one on you, Mull. ---
**Author:** ![Bumbazine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bumbazine/32/362_2.png) [@Bumbazine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bumbazine)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/25 "2002-06-22T18:09:18Z")
If your Mother and Father got divorced, assuming they were ever married in the first place, they’d still be brother and sister. You’re so ugly, you’d back a buzzard off a meat wagon. _This may be a little over for MPSIMS, so Mods, a ruling if you please:_ Your brother called. His watch is missing. He wants you to check the bowl before you flush next time, okay? Actually, my favorite insult is “Son of a thousand bastards.” ---
**Author:** ![pluralgravity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/2bfe46/32.png) [@pluralgravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluralgravity)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/26 "2002-06-22T18:17:03Z")
Dont know you Mullinator, but I heard you gave up sunbathing in your yard because cats kept trying to bury you. How’s that mate? ---
**Author:** ![Spider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Spider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spider)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/27 "2002-06-22T21:09:52Z")
Son, you’re as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. If a strange man offers you a ride, I say take it. ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/28 "2002-06-22T23:06:37Z")
[[sub]Mullinator[/sub]](http://www.compusmart.ab.ca/quarry/FoghornLeghorn/sharpasabwlnball.wav) [[sub]Mullinator[/sub]](http://www.compusmart.ab.ca/quarry/FoghornLeghorn/nuttyasafruitcake.wav) [Ow! :smack:](http://www.compusmart.ab.ca/quarry/FoghornLeghorn/lumpheads.wav) ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2002, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/29 "2002-06-22T23:20:28Z")
It’s men like you that make me glad that I date girls. ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/30 "2002-06-23T00:35:58Z")
Well Mull, you certainly do suck, but you’re no Mark Serlin. ---
**Author:** ![sockllama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c37758/32.png) [@sockllama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sockllama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/31 "2002-06-23T00:36:39Z")
I agree with Deathllama ---
**Author:** ![Tristan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tristan/32/18058_2.png) [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/32 "2002-06-23T00:49:28Z")
Oh dear. Well, other than sockllama (bad idea, really), you may be the most insignifigant thing on this thread. I can’t believe you even try to get up in the morning… I mean, c’mon, you’re daily input is with a bunch of people not only have you never met, but you will probably never meet. And it’s not like they appreciate you at work or school or whatever it is you do. Honestly, shouldn’t you just stay in bed? -or for the vulgar- Jeez, couldn’t your mother hvae gotten at least an abortion right? ---
**Author:** ![DeathLlama](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@DeathLlama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DeathLlama)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/33 "2002-06-23T00:59:16Z")
[slight hijack] Yeah, **Ruffian** has informed me what a bad idea that was. (eh, I thought it was fitting). Okay, mods, how do I kill off Sockie?[/slight hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/34 "2002-06-23T01:22:06Z")
Aroint thee, **sockllama** thou rump-fed ronyon! (Tsk. Worst idea I’ve seen all day. Of course it’s Saturday, and I haven’t been to work.) ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/35 "2002-06-23T06:02:11Z")
If my ass looked like you, I’d shave backwards and walk around my dog. ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/36 "2002-06-24T13:40:32Z")
All of you can bite me. ---
**Author:** ![TelcontarStorm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3ab097/32.png) [@TelcontarStorm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TelcontarStorm)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 1:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/37 "2002-06-24T13:51:17Z")
You suck. Your Father sucks. Your Brother sucks. Your Sister woulda sucked but I didn’t have $5. ---
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/38 "2002-06-24T14:16:22Z")
Anyone can have bad breath, Mull, but you can knock a buzzard off a manure wagon! It is with measured regret that I must leave your presence. You’re so uninteresting that your business card is blank on both sides. If I had a dollar for every time that I was enthralled by your power of conversation, I’d be broke. Israel and Palestine would come to a truce just so they could, collectively, kick your butt. You’re so ugly, you made the atomic clock stop. The only reason that you had a bigger weiner than everyone else in your third-grade class was that you were nineteen. I’d staple your lips together, but that’d prevent you from kissing my ass. When someone asked if you were getting any on the side, you were confused because you didn’t know it had been moved. ---
**Author:** ![Tygr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/df788c/32.png) [@Tygr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tygr)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/39 "2002-06-24T16:43:32Z")
A knave; a rascal; an eater of broken meats; a base, proud, shallow, beggarly, three-suited, hundred-pound, filthy, worsted-stocking knave; a lily-livered, action-taking knave, a whoreson, glass-gazing, super-serviceable finical rogue; one-trunk-inheriting slave; one that wouldst be a bawd, in way of good service, and art nothing but the composition of a knave, beggar, coward, pandar, and the son and heir of a mongrel bitch… What a brazen-faced varlet art thou…you whoreson cullionly barber-monger… - — King Lear, Act 2, Scene 2\* ---
**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/40 "2002-06-24T18:04:29Z")
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