# Go ahead, creatively insult me

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 21, 2002, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317 "2002-06-21T18:59:18Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/61 "2002-06-28T17:57:24Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Little Nemo \*  
> \*\*And it needs to be said.
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> You, Mullinator, are so vain you’d even start a thread asking people to creatively insult you just to get attention. \*\*

Looks like my supposedly altruistic motives have been exposed for the shameless, attention whoring, headline grabbing base upon which my fragile psyche is built.

Now, to find a TV news crew and jump around in the background so I can look cool and impress my friends.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/62 "2002-06-28T18:31:36Z")

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> Now, to find a TV news crew and jump around in the background so I can look cool and impress my friends.

I’ll be the envy of family and friends when we’re watching the playoffs and I can say, “See the guy in the rainbow wig? Yeah, the one holding up the sign that says Cecil 1:16. I know him.”

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**Author:** ![Janx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Janx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Janx)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/63 "2002-06-28T19:13:42Z")

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Is that your belt or the equator?

You couch crevasse fondler!

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**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/64 "2002-06-28T19:16:05Z")

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Only if the Cubs manage to rack up about 20 wins in a row. Sigh.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [June 28, 2002, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-ahead-creatively-insult-me/115317/65 "2002-06-28T19:56:33Z")

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Your smile looks like a spilled bag of CornNuts.

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