The head of the Serbian Orthodox Church is called the Patriarch in English. And he has a Bishop- Hristifor, of the Midwestern America Metropolitanate (super-diocese.)
Anyway, I think having your wife on stage is optional when you aren’t facing a sex scandal.
“If.” Bah. A more apposite quotation would have been from Kipling’s “Hymn of Breaking Strain.”
Do the current rules require the wife to show up for non-sexual offenses?
More likely he’ll be about as “apologetic” as O.J.
I know this can’t happen (different jurisdictions and all), but wouldn’t it be SO COOL if they wound up as cellmates? They’d wear themselves out with posturing contests.
He’ll start searching golf courses for an appointee?
It’d be funnier if he burst onto the Senate floor with a gun and a couple of henchmen.
Ooh, this is interesting . . . Blagojevich just pardoned 22 people. (Just to show he is still governor, I guess . . . nobody can fault him for this exercise of power . . . and maybe to plant the “pardon” meme in a few minds . . .
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I think the same thing about Drew Peterson. He KNOWS something more than he’s letting on or perhaps will ever let on. I mean, he could be that big of an asshole, but something tells me there’s more to it.
Oh. good grief, now every time I see a photo of the man I’ll think of that.
Y’know, there was a time when this problem would be neatly resolved to a shallow grave on a farm somewhere.
What the hell happened to you, Illinois?
Um…all the farmland north of I-80 is now underneath banks and strip malls?
I got nothin’.
Who’s got the extra money for bullets these days?
Hey, a sturdy shovel’s good for more than just digging holes, ya know.
I think his face is really ugly, but his hair is alright. Not great, but alright.
Valete,
Vox Imperatoris
How the hell do you nail yourself to a cross?
An ingenious Doper once treated us to a splendid description of Batman doing this once, in a competition against Superman.
I think they were both drunk, or something.
Union rules. You can’t just have any guys digging shallow graves, plus there’s issues of transporting the bodies. The Teamsters need their piece of the action, and it turns out they are real Chatty Cathies when the Feds come around.
Does anyone else see Martin Sheen’s character from “The Dead Zone” when Blago speaks? I think it’s the hair.
