# Go Boomer Sooners (or Texas Jokes needed)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-boomer-sooners-or-texas-jokes-needed/131783>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 11, 2002, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-boomer-sooners-or-texas-jokes-needed/131783 "2002-10-11T05:49:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 3\
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**Author:** ![tmwster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@tmwster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tmwster)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2002, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-boomer-sooners-or-texas-jokes-needed/131783/41 "2002-10-22T12:51:54Z")

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“try this then: [http://www.ahajokes.com/texas\_jokes.html](http://www.ahajokes.com/texas_jokes.html)”

Cute jokes, less repulsive than poop humor. And I admit, the pun was a little lame.

I heard on the news this morning that a small plane crashed near College Station. The single engine prop went down in Restever Memorial Park cemetery, and all Bryan/College Station fire departments have responded. Preliminary reports indicate an incredibly high death toll, and the courageous Aggie rescue workers, having to search the earth for bodies, report the body count at 150 and climbing.

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**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2002, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-boomer-sooners-or-texas-jokes-needed/131783/42 "2002-10-22T15:48:20Z")

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Had to smile at that!

A “Sooner” goes into the drug store to buy his first pack of condoms. He picks out a box for a couple of bucks and goes to the register to pay for them.

Checker says: “With tax, that’ll be two dollars and fifteen cents.”

Sooner replies to the checker in shock…

“TACKS! nobody told me that’s how they stay on!” 😃

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**Author:** ![tmwster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/57b2e6/32.png) [@tmwster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tmwster)\
**Post date:** [October 25, 2002, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-boomer-sooners-or-texas-jokes-needed/131783/43 "2002-10-25T02:39:45Z")

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So did he purchase the tacks? 😉

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