# go dip a graham

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 16, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060 "2012-05-16T04:12:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![double\_p](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/71e660/32.png) [@double\_p](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/double_p)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/1 "2012-05-16T04:12:17Z")

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timing is everything.  
take the lowly graham cracker. add milk to it and it becomes a comtemplation of timing.  
bring the graham out of the milk too early, its just a cracker with a coating of milk.  
forget for a bit about what you’re doing, and the cracker doesn’t rise above the milk.  
you have to get a spoon and that’s just wrong.  
but! but if you get the timing right. you’re consistent with the subtle complexity of the perfect milk to graham ratio,  
you have a treat.  
wonderful in its simplicity.  
engaging in its complexities.  
go dip a graham today.

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**Author:** ![The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dc4da7/32.png) [@The\_Man\_With\_The\_Golden\_Gun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Man_With_The_Golden_Gun)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/2 "2012-05-16T04:53:10Z")

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In Soviet Russia, graham dip you!

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**Author:** ![Rhythmdvl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/85f322/32.png) [@Rhythmdvl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhythmdvl)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/3 "2012-05-16T05:19:30Z")

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Oreos too. There is something intuitive, yet learned about dunking.

How to hold the cookie juuussssst right, kind of on its edge to give it a boost of support.

Okay, down to the kitchen for some Honeymaids!

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**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/4 "2012-05-16T05:33:21Z")

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Off to CS.

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**Author:** ![Chum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ab097/32.png) [@Chum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chum)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2012, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/5 "2012-05-16T16:44:32Z")

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This is my all-time favorite snack.

I don’t like Oreos, but my boyfriend has a wonderful dunking technique: stick a fork in the cream. No milky fingers!

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**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2012, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/6 "2012-05-17T18:00:53Z")

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I could do a lot of damage with a gallon of milk, a jar of peanut butter and a box of graham crackers.

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**Author:** ![MacCat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maccat/32/216_2.png) [@MacCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacCat)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2012, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-dip-a-graham/622060/7 "2012-05-18T00:07:15Z")

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Good with strawberry preserves and cream cheese too…