# Go down on me **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 27, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453 "2000-04-27T00:02:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 9\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/1 "2000-04-27T00:02:00Z")
Okay, catchy title but don’t take it for it’s sexual meaning. Mini-rant: The boards have been going down more than Clinton’s pants in the Oval Office… This is starting to bum me out. What I do during outages to satisfy my message board needs: Go over to FFF, post, be a moderator. Go over to Yahoo!, read but rarely post. Go to my local TV stations boards, realize that it’s a waste of time. Go back to FFF, post, be a moderator. Check email. Check SDMB, damn still down. Wonder if I read the news on line, yep, damnit. Wander on AOL, find a mental health chat room, lurk, leave. Wander into the Colorado Room on AOL, chat, continually checking to see if the boards are back up. Wander into the the **unofficial** straightdope chat room, praying it’s not to early…aaaaaaaaah, people I want to chat with! Chat, check boards, chat check boards, chat some more then: WHOO HOOO the SDMB is back up. Announce it to the chat room and all of the sudden, the entire room slows to a crawl. \< I spend entirely too much time posting to message boards! \> ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/2 "2000-04-27T00:04:00Z")
What boards do you access on Yahoo? * * * I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money. (Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!) ---
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/3 "2000-04-27T00:05:00Z")
you could try masturbating…much more satisfying ---
**Author:** ![concrete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bbce88/32.png) [@concrete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/concrete)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/4 "2000-04-27T00:07:00Z")
you could try masturbating…much more satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/5 "2000-04-27T06:02:00Z")
I was going to sleep, but found the boards are back up again! Gotta get my SDotene fill. I usually go over to the web design club on Yahoo…mostly read now, it’s gone through a transition. Too many spams and lots of pissy attitudes. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/6 "2000-04-27T15:12:00Z")
I **could** make a joke about double posting a masturbation comment, but I won’t. I’ll wait for someone else to. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/7 "2000-04-27T16:12:00Z")
Hey, Mr Cynical! Is that sort of like using both hands? Either way, it’s a double date! Keep that up, and your mouse will get hairy. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/8 "2000-04-27T19:04:00Z")
**Techchick:** If you’re ever board, give me a call… I’m sure I can think of fun things for us to do! 😃 * * * Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [April 27, 2000, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-down-on-me/16453/9 "2000-04-27T19:15:00Z")
tech woman you are taking this multi tasking thing way too far 😉 * * * Give your children these two things: One is roots, the other, wings - Wally Wally He’s our Man