# "Go eat a dick." "Ok, don't mind if I do." **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 25, 2012, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118 "2012-05-25T22:26:58Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![kenner116](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@kenner116](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenner116)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/21 "2012-05-26T21:42:30Z")
A craigslist ad and a decent chunk of change would likely arouse several offers. Heck, if this catches on it could be just the stimulus the flaccid Japanese economy needed. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/22 "2012-05-26T22:37:09Z")
> [@Farmer\_Jane](#): > > Another reason why I’m a little weary of people who are just obsessed with Japan. Most Japanophiles are that way because they assume the real Japan is like the one they’ve seen in anime. What Japanese people do in real life is pretty much irrelevant. That said, there is some really screwed up anime. The question I think of when judging individual Japanophiles is whether or not they seem to recognize that such anime is screwed up. ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/23 "2012-05-27T02:18:30Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > Well, that just about ruins it from now on whenever my GF tells me to go out to eat Japanese… Tell her you prefer Canadian 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Enkel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/df705f/32.png) [@Enkel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enkel)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/24 "2012-05-27T02:19:46Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > What were they going to do if somebody wanted seconds? Lady fingers? ---
**Author:** ![Plumpudding](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Plumpudding](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plumpudding)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/25 "2012-05-27T04:54:08Z")
> [@](#): > > Just days after Sugiyama’s 22nd birthday, the **artist** underwent elective genital-removal surgery, divvied up the severed penis shaft, testicles, and scrotal skin between five people, and garnished it with button mushrooms and Italian parsley. One thing to consider, at least if done in relation to or in context of provocative art, is that it’s enough that people believe in it, even if the truth gets revealed later on. ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/26 "2012-05-27T06:02:39Z")
> [@Shagnasty](#): > > This one may or may not be BS but there the story of the German man who volunteered to be eaten by a cannibal that is 100% true and contains some of the same elements (the man who was killed and eaten was also the coworker of a board member). Germany and Japan are always a wacky pair but Germany still wins the gold. > > “On the evening of March 9, the two men went up to the bedroom in Meiwes’ rambling timbered farmhouse. Mr Brandes swallowed 20 sleeping tablets and half a bottle of schnapps before Meiwes cut off Brandes’ penis, with his agreement, and fried it for both of them to eat.” > > [Victim of cannibal agreed to be eaten | World news | The Guardian](http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2003/dec/04/germany.lukeharding) The Straight Dope connection… [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174724&highlight=Armin+Meiwes](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=174724&highlight=Armin+Meiwes) ---
**Author:** ![Telperion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telperion/32/509_2.png) [@Telperion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperion)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/27 "2012-05-27T06:52:49Z")
> [@Shodan](#): > > What were they going to do if somebody wanted seconds? BYOB, I’m guessing. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7bcc69/32.png) [@Mighty\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Girl)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/28 "2012-05-27T15:34:40Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Did the Dr. butcher up the parts and keep them refrigerated for the guy while he recovered? > > I smell something, but I don’t think it’s cooked penis. You can buy animal parts, back in my meat eating days I tried bull and goat testicles. An odd cut that is. > [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > He should have braised it in wine, lardons, mushrooms, and garlic. > > Cock-au-Vin > > 😛 I hate you! How dare you be so brilliant? :mad: ---
**Author:** ![YogSothoth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/8edcca/32.png) [@YogSothoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/YogSothoth)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2012, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/29 "2012-05-27T18:09:05Z")
Well I think I’m going to go throw up forever now, bye ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/30 "2012-05-28T00:46:20Z")
They really need to open a Fear Factor restaurant in Japan. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/31 "2012-05-28T03:31:44Z")
This reminds me of a case in Bangkok 11 years ago. A cleaning lady found a set of genitals wrapped in a bundle in a rubbish bin on the top platform of Siam Skytrain Station. (This was back when they still had rubbish bins on the platforms. Those were all removed in the wake of the New Year’s Eve 2006 bombings across the city, which were connected to the military coup earlier that year.) As far as I know, they never did find the owner. They’d been frozen, as well as surgically removed, not ripped off. Could very possibly have belonged to a sex-change patient, but why they got dumped there is a mystery. I think the poor cleaning lady is still having to go through therapy. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Mister\_Rik](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mister_rik/32/491_2.png) [@Mister\_Rik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mister_Rik)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/32 "2012-05-28T21:32:57Z")
This reminds me of this photo that’s been floating around the Internet for a while now: [![](http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/meat.jpg) ](http://www.thecontrarianmedia.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/meat.jpg) (Don’t worry, it’s humorous, not gross) ---
**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\ **Post date:** [May 28, 2012, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/33 "2012-05-28T23:44:35Z")
Human “rocky Mountain Oysters”! Heck, its all protein.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/34 "2012-05-29T01:31:09Z")
> [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](#): > > Did the Dr. butcher up the parts and keep them refrigerated for the guy while he recovered? The Perfect Master for once [fails](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/48/what-are-the-pros-and-cons-of-becoming-a-eunuch) in the quest for perfect universal knowledge. ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [May 29, 2012, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/35 "2012-05-29T04:43:28Z")
> [@Rigamarole](#): > > That actually looks delicious. I wonder what it tasted like? Probably tasted like Vienee sausage. (I know I spelled it wrong; that’s how we say it.) He should have charged a king’s ransom for the family jewels. ---
**Author:** ![SunSandSuffering](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@SunSandSuffering](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SunSandSuffering)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/36 "2012-05-30T11:08:20Z")
From **bouv** ’s link: “Sugiyama had also intended to include his nipples on the menu, but his attempt to burn them off with sodium hydroxide did not result in anything usable.” Wow. ---
**Author:** ![dngnb8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/977dab/32.png) [@dngnb8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dngnb8)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/37 "2012-05-30T17:05:23Z")
Anthony Boudain did a show in South America where he had dick soup. Apparently, it is a delicacy. It was humorous to watch him get bleeped as he was saying all the words for penis. He also had fetus soup in the same episode. According to Bourdain, it was delicious. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2012, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/38 "2012-05-30T17:25:28Z")
> [@dngnb8](#): > > Anthony Boudain did a show in South America where he had dick soup. Apparently, it is a delicacy. It was humorous to watch him get bleeped as he was saying all the words for penis. I’ve actually seen frozen bull pizzle in at least one store here in Chicago. Testicles (labeled as “fries” here) are somewhat easier to find. > [@](#): > > He also had fetus soup in the same episode. According to Bourdain, it was delicious. Was he eating balut (fetal duck or chicken egg) or something else? ETA: Oh, it’s a soup, so it’s not going to be that. Plus, it seems like it’s in South America. What kind of fetus was it? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2012, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/39 "2012-06-01T21:59:22Z")
> [@Farmer\_Jane](#): > > Another reason why I’m a little weary of people who are just obsessed with Japan. In Japanese, the words for “cute” (かわいい, _kawaii_) and “scary” (こわい, _kowai_) are disturbingly close. ---
**Author:** ![ducati](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/cc9497/32.png) [@ducati](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ducati)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118/40 "2012-06-03T18:58:36Z")
> [@pulykamell](#): > > hard on He said “hard on”. Snerk. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-eat-a-dick-ok-dont-mind-if-i-do/623118.md?page=1)