# Go give a dog a blow job, you semen encrusted fuckhat. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 20, 2003, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781 "2003-01-20T12:12:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![BoBettie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4af34b/32.png) [@BoBettie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BoBettie)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/21 "2003-01-20T22:10:23Z")
Why don’t cannibals eat clowns? They taste funny! ---
**Author:** ![unclviny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e274bd/32.png) [@unclviny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/unclviny)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/22 "2003-01-20T22:58:33Z")
Knock, knock Who’s there? interrupting cow interru… MOO! Why did the punk rocker cross the road? He was stapled to a chicken Back to the OP, tell her the same 2 or 3 lam-o jokes every day until she stays away from you. unclviny ---
**Author:** ![Phelan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Phelan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phelan)\ **Post date:** [January 20, 2003, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/23 "2003-01-20T23:28:41Z")
How many monkeys does it take to change a lightbulb? Three. One to change it and the other two to throw feces at each other! ---
**Author:** ![Jonno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f19dbf/32.png) [@Jonno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonno)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/24 "2003-01-21T01:40:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by unclviny \* > \*\*Knock, knock > Who’s there? > interrupting cow > interru… > MOO! > \*\* Knock, knock. Who’s there? Unsatisfying ostrich. Unsatisfying ostrich who? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/25 "2003-01-21T02:03:48Z")
A grasshopper walks in to a bar. The bartender says “We have a drink named after you!”. Then the grasshopper says, “You have a drink named Steve??” ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/26 "2003-01-21T02:38:49Z")
“I’ve got a great knock-knock joke, but you have to start it, okay?” “Okay. Knock-Knock!” “Who’s there?” \ ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/27 "2003-01-21T03:01:05Z")
How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. Haj ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/28 "2003-01-21T03:06:34Z")
Man comes home from a hard day’s work, only to find his best friend in bed with his wife. He says, “Steve! I have to, but you?!” ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/29 "2003-01-21T03:22:07Z")
Ask me if I’m a duck. ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/30 "2003-01-21T03:26:04Z")
Are you a duck? ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/31 "2003-01-21T03:28:13Z")
What’s long, brown, and sticky?? A stick. ---
**Author:** ![grendel72](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/91b2a8/32.png) [@grendel72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grendel72)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/32 "2003-01-21T03:29:44Z")
What’s red and sticky? Baton Rouge. ---
**Author:** ![norinew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb9ed0/32.png) [@norinew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/norinew)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/33 "2003-01-21T03:30:06Z")
**Max Torque** Okay, Ill bite. Are you a duck? ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/34 "2003-01-21T03:31:57Z")
A guy brings a friend home after work for a visit. When they enter the house, they find the guy’s wife screwing the neighbour on the sofa. The guy says to his friend, “Let’s go into the kitchen and have some coffee”. His friend says, “But what about that guy screwing your wife on the sofa?!”. Guy, angry, says “Let him get his own damn coffee!” ---
**Author:** ![typhoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ed8c4c/32.png) [@typhoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/typhoon)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/35 "2003-01-21T03:41:04Z")
This is the strangest thread hijack I’ve ever seen. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/36 "2003-01-21T03:42:04Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by norinew \* > \*\ ***Max Torque** Okay, Ill bite. Are you a duck? \*\* No! ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/37 "2003-01-21T03:56:44Z")
How do you get a Goth out of a tree? ---
**Author:** ![martin\_ibn\_martin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@martin\_ibn\_martin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/martin_ibn_martin)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/38 "2003-01-21T03:58:39Z")
cut the rope ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/39 "2003-01-21T04:36:31Z")
These jokes are painful. Someone call me an ambulance! ---
**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\ **Post date:** [January 21, 2003, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-give-a-dog-a-blow-job-you-semen-encrusted-fuckhat/149781/40 "2003-01-21T04:44:43Z")
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