# Go shit somewere else asshole **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 31, 2004, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900 "2004-05-31T10:21:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/1 "2004-05-31T10:21:18Z")
First off your question has no answer. Not to invoke the T word but Jeese ya push it. You could have very well posted your “question” here and I wouldn’t have cared. But I like GQ, It’s the one place on this board where I donn’t have to listen to crap like you. Stop shitting in our forum. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/2 "2004-05-31T10:28:37Z")
> [@EvilGhandi](#): > > First off your question has no answer. Not to invoke the T word but Jeese ya push it. > > You could have very well posted your “question” here and I wouldn’t have cared. But I like GQ, It’s the one place on this board where I donn’t have to listen to crap like you. > > Stop shitting in our forum. ??? ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/3 "2004-05-31T10:35:23Z")
Sorry, Linkage follows. > **[Oh, what to do with bad neighbors?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=259016)** > > Hi! I’ve got a question for you dopers. As of late I’ve been having a lot of problems with my neighbors. These people live right across the street from me and they are always finding ways to torment us. They like to throw firecrackers at my house... ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/4 "2004-05-31T10:41:20Z")
You’re pitting him because? ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/5 "2004-05-31T10:46:34Z")
Because he’s trolling GQ? Any other questions? Christ I need a break from these boards. The level of idiocy is starting to get to me. ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/6 "2004-05-31T10:54:57Z")
See anything odd about this? “so they could wake us up as usual.” "set off some firecrackers under our front living room " “who the people were that tried to hit my mom” "he presumably pointed us out for a good picking on “we’re having a hard time getting a place right now” Anything at all? In GQ? ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/7 "2004-05-31T11:00:25Z")
I’m sure it’ll go away if you ignore it. ---
**Author:** ![EvilGhandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@EvilGhandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilGhandi)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/8 "2004-05-31T11:18:41Z")
Right you are, I guess I has somthing up my ass today. I came across a couple threads in GQ that got my goat and instead of laughing at them like I normaly do, I got mad. I need to lighten up, sorry. ---
**Author:** ![Brutus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Brutus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brutus)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/9 "2004-05-31T11:21:42Z")
The latest crop of May 04 Guests has some, uh, ‘interesting’ members, to be sure… ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/10 "2004-05-31T11:26:48Z")
> [@EvilGhandi](#): > > I need to lighten up, sorry. Sounds like you already are 🙂 What happens in May? School holidays or something? ---
**Author:** ![Road\_Rash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a8b319/32.png) [@Road\_Rash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Road_Rash)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/11 "2004-05-31T11:33:40Z")
Your pits really need to be more descriptive. Not merely by adding a few cuss words, but exactly who, what, and why they are being pitted. Were you so ticked that you could not think straight? ---
**Author:** ![Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/54ee81/32.png) [@Kneepants\_Erasmus\_the\_Humanist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kneepants_Erasmus_the_Humanist)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/12 "2004-05-31T12:15:36Z")
I don’t see what the problem is. Sure the question would have been better suited for another forum…but…geesh, the guy/gal is new. It didn’t appear to have been done just to piss you off **EvilGhandi**. Really. Anyways he was right…I too thought you were a nice guy…I was wrong I guess… 😉 This board **does not** need forum police/nazis…I do think that’s what the mods are here for and either way…just fucking ignore it-tis not such a big deal. Poop-you did apologize didn’t you. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zulema](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/db5fbb/32.png) [@Zulema](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zulema)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/13 "2004-05-31T12:39:46Z")
I wonder if part of the problem is the forum title, “General Questions”. If a person doesn’t read the descriptions it does sound like they can go ahead and ask whatever kind of question they want. It says _General_ " not confined by specialization or careful limitation", not _Specific_. It’s really a forum for questions with factual answers, a specific type of question. Not that I’m excusing people for not reading the descriptions, but people sometimes don’t. ---
**Author:** ![ultrafilter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/3d9bf3/32.png) [@ultrafilter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultrafilter)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/14 "2004-05-31T16:43:03Z")
> [@1920s Style "Death Ray"](#): > > What happens in May? School holidays or something? Yep, a lot of American schools get out for the summer in May. And whenever school’s out over here, we get trolls. Mind you, I haven’t even read the thread in question here, so I’m certainly not accusing the OP of trolling. ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/15 "2004-05-31T21:12:53Z")
It’s always September somewhere. Here in the northern hemisphere, we’re always inundated with trolls for Chinese September (which occurs in May here). You see, in September, Chinese students all go to university. And there are so many of them that inevitably a few of them figure out how to use the Taiwanese Interweb, which has Freedom[sup]TM[/sup]. So they use it to say things only they don’t speak very English and then there are so many that a few of them are bound to come off as less-than-intelligent. So, like I said, it’s always September somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f475e1/32.png) [@Jimmy\_Chitwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jimmy_Chitwood)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/16 "2004-05-31T22:01:29Z")
Am I missing something here or what? What the fuck did you pit the guy/girl for? There was a GQ in there, even though it was more of an advice-seeking thread: > [@OP of linked thread](#): > > I’m worried that once we fill out this complaint and the cop goes over things are only going to get a lot worse. Will the complaint we fill out make any difference? If the complaint is filed, and they continue, and we call the police again, what will happen? That’s a General Question with a Factual Answer. This might be the most unwarranted Pitting I’ve ever seen. The OP is new here, had a question about filing a complaint with the police, and posted in the General Questions forum. For that, you accuse them of trolling? Seriously, you’ve been here since 1999, and of all threads, this thread struck you as something that needed to be Pitted? I’ve read through the other thread three times now, and there’s absolutely nothing in there that would suggest trolling. I don’t even understand what > [@](#): > > See anything odd about this? > > “so they could wake us up as usual.” > > "set off some firecrackers under our front living room " > > “who the people were that tried to hit my mom” > > "he presumably pointed us out for a good picking on > > “we’re having a hard time getting a place right now” > > Anything at all? In GQ? is supposed to mean. Please, someone tell me. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/17 "2004-05-31T23:05:35Z")
Y’know, **Evil Ghandi** , I’d like to call your attention to the button that appears on every post, labelled “Report Bad Post” … it’s a cute li’l exclamation point in a box in the upper right corner, on my viewer. It’s a wonderful little invention that allows you call a Moderator when you think that a topic is placed in the wrong forum, for instance, or in other circumstances when you think a Moderator might be helpful. I’m just sayin. ---
**Author:** ![leander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bcef8e/32.png) [@leander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/leander)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/18 "2004-05-31T23:18:32Z")
To be fair, I think the guy was just in a really crappy mood and lost his cool. No big deal. He DID apologize for it, after all. ---
**Author:** ![Richard\_Pearse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/richard_pearse/32/13144_2.png) [@Richard\_Pearse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Richard_Pearse)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/19 "2004-06-01T00:23:05Z")
> [@ultrafilter](#): > > Yep, a lot of American schools get out for the summer in May. And whenever school’s out over here, we get trolls. Yeah, I seem to recall that we get a minor influx of Aussies over Xmas (the main holidays here). ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2004, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900/20 "2004-06-01T00:25:36Z")
> [@leander](#): > > To be fair, I think the guy was just in a really crappy mood and lost his cool. No big deal. He DID apologize for it, after all. He’s been a member since 1999. He knows what he’s supposed to do. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-shit-somewere-else-asshole/247900.md?page=2)