CREAMY PASTA SAUCE
Chop up a small onion and three or four cloves of garlic.
Open and drain a small can each of pitted black and green olives (not too salty, chopped or whole).
Saute the vegetables in some olive oil. Season with freshly ground pepper and a little salt.
Stir in up to a litre of thick cream (18–35%). Let simmer until it thickens.
Serve over hot buttered pasta with some grated cheese.
CREAMY TEX-MEX BEAN BAKE
Chop up a medium-sized onion, three or four cloves of garlic, and a bowlful each of salt pork and chorizo.
In the bottom fo a deep pot, saute the meat and vegetables in olive or corn oil. Sprinkle with red pepper flakes.
Dump in three or four cans of pinto beans with their liquid.
Cut some mild white cheese into cubes and add to the pot. (I normally use a bowlful each of Edam and Gouda; Monterey Jack and Havarti are good choices too).
Stir well to combine and heat in oven until the cheese melts and is incorporated through the dish.
Sprinkle with chili powder and/or red pepper sauce. Salt and pepper to taste.
Serve over white rice, as a side dish, or as a burrito filling.
CUBAN-STYLE BLACK BEANS AND PORK RIBS
Chop up a medium-sized onion, a green pepper, three or four cloves of garlic, and a bowlful each of salt pork and chorizo.
In the bottom of a large pot, saute the meat and vegetables in some olive or corn oil. Add a can of chopped tomatoes and a tablespoon each of smoked paprika and ground cumin. Sprinkle with red pepper flakes.
Dump in three or four cans of black beans into the pot with their liquid. Stir well to combine everything and simmer until the mixture thickens.
Rub a panful of pork ribs with salt, smoked paprika, and cumin. Sprinkle with red pepper flakes. Cover them with a litre of orange juice and a cupful of lime juice. Cover pan with aluminum foil and punch holes in the top to allow steam to escape. Bake in the oven until most of the liquid has evaporated and the meat is falling off the bones.
Serve the beans and ribs together with white rice. Cook the rice in chicken broth if you want, and ladle some of the rib juices over it. Garnish with more chopped pepper and onion.
EASY PAELLA
Cook 1 1/2 cups of white rice in chicken broth.
Cut up an onion, three or four cloves of garlic, a red and a green pepper, and some cooked chicken.
Heat some olive oil in a large pan and saute the vegetables and chicken. Dump in the rice and a couple of cans of chopped tomatoes. Stir well to combine everything.
Season to taste with salt, pepper, oregano, and smoked paprika. Use saffron too, if you have any.
Add things like peas, shrimp, scallops, chopped ham, and chorizo if you have them. This is a great way to use up leftovers in your fridge.