# Go To Fucking Hell, You Soulless Shrill Bitch! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 6, 2006, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610 "2006-06-06T14:11:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![you\_with\_the\_face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ecccb3/32.png) [@you\_with\_the\_face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/you_with_the_face)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/21 "2006-06-06T22:21:14Z")
The thing about Coulter is that she is just 100% evil. There’s nothing witty or charming about her evilness. Her mere presence in the world makes me question if there is a God. She is the only person in the world who fills me rage every time I see or hear her. My blood pressure rises just at the sound of her name. If she died, She reminds me of a [whippet](http://www.goldenwonders.com/pictures/ms-nc-whippet.jpg). I can’t stand that. I wouldn’t have been able to interview her had I been Lauer. Because as soon as that bitch opened her mouth I would have burst into an Incredible Hulk-like rage and spiked her body through the window pane. You know, the big Rockefeller Plaza window. That would be sweet. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/22 "2006-06-06T22:48:32Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > If she’s not a bit of an idiot, I’m not sure how to explain her carelessness here, except perhaps that her fan base is so acquiescent, and so earnestly receptive to even the most disposable brain fart, she’s bought into their adulation totally, and has completely lost the ability to discriminate good ideas from bad ones. **Bingo!** I used to hang out at her message board before it went members only, and it was the biggest collection of idiots and losers this side of **Stormfront**. The ones who could actually spell still couldn’t come up with a single original thought, and everything seemed to come down to “I want to date Ann,” “Liberals and fags are the scum of the earth and should be drafted and sent to Iraq,” “All Muslims are savages,” and “Ann sure is hot.” Once they had a Post Your Picture thread. It was not pretty. I was not a bit surprised about what I saw. > [@](#): > > She reminds me of a whippet. I can’t stand that. Didn’t I see that in **Evil Dead 2**? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/23 "2006-06-06T23:04:26Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > I agree it isn’t fair to compare Moore to Coulter. Moore and Limbaugh are pretty good analogs though, both are faux-populist polemicists who present their side of the story and a strawman version of the other side. > > There really isn’t a left wing media personality equivalent to Coulter. Sure, there are leftists as poisonous, as shrill, as stupid, as hateful and as opportunistic as Coulter, but none with her level of media exposure. There are certainly some members of this MB that would qualify as lefty Coulters, but I agree that there aren’t any media defined equivalents. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 🙂 Maybe some things are better left unbalanced… ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2006, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/24 "2006-06-06T23:39:04Z")
To answer the OP, it is because she stays out of dark alleys. ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/25 "2006-06-07T00:30:18Z")
> [@Waverly](#): > > This will be the last time I say this… OK, maybe it won’t: > > She’s a comedienne. A performance artist. She thinks up shocking, surreal shit and waits for idiots on the right to eat it up while idiots on the left howl and give her free publicity. Pitting her is like pitting Ben Stiller because he was such a meanie to those nice dodgeball players. > > Let’s agree to either ignore her, or failing that, give her one pit thread and make it a sticky. What’s so worrisome about her, though, is that I see no indication that the people who read her books don’t take her 100% seriously. If she is basically in it for a lark and a joke and to make a quick buck, that’s morally questionable to begin with. But the moment other people start believing her hate-filled diatribes, she no longer has any claim to a “I’m just joking around” excuse. ---
**Author:** ![dre2xl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/34f0e0/32.png) [@dre2xl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dre2xl)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/26 "2006-06-07T01:26:28Z")
> [@Merhouse](#): > > I saw the interview, and even if I were a fan of Coulter (I’m not), the mere written word cannot begin to explain how unable she was to actually answer even one of Matt’s questions. What the folks in the link above saw must have been in some sort of Alternate Universe. Men have a tendency to see a _lot_ in the women they want to bed. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/27 "2006-06-07T01:41:45Z")
> [@Excalibre](#): > > What is this, a new theory of relativity? Whatever the right does, by definition the left must be doing something equally heinous? > > Sheesh. Yup. It’s called “balance”. Now, since I’m sure you’ve done some speeding over the years I’m going to go grope someone. And so balance is achieved! -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/28 "2006-06-07T01:50:46Z")
She’s on Hannity and [sub]Colmes[/sub] right now. I’ve been trying not to watch but a mysterious, almost occult force keeps drawing me back. The only thing I saw was her saying, I’m not kidding, “Liberals want to free all criminals from prison,” and [sub]Colmes[/sub] whining about how he didn’t think that was true. (No shit, Alan.) I managed to tear myself away to “Last Comic Standing” before doing damage to my blood pressure. Fuck it. I’m going to drink a beer and listen to Slayer. ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/29 "2006-06-07T01:59:31Z")
> [@MaxTheVool](#): > > What’s so worrisome about her, though, is that I see no indication that the people who read her books don’t take her 100% seriously. If she is basically in it for a lark and a joke and to make a quick buck, that’s morally questionable to begin with. But the moment other people start believing her hate-filled diatribes, she no longer has any claim to a “I’m just joking around” excuse. That’s my thought as well. I’d love to write her off, but there are people that take her seriously. There are people that believe her. That puts her past troll and into the scary column. And she looked harsh on the Today show. Even less attractive than normal. She better get something done fast before she loses the majority of her “fans.” ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/30 "2006-06-07T02:16:14Z")
> [@John Mace](#): > > There are certainly some members of this MB that would qualify as lefty Coulters, but I agree that there aren’t any media defined equivalents. Is that a good thing or a bad thing? 🙂 Maybe some things are better left unbalanced… The closest on the left I can think of, who regularly appears in a major media outlet, is Ted Rall. The guy just seems to be permanently in that teenage phase of ‘as long as it pisses people off, who cares what the point is?’ ---
**Author:** ![Taran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Taran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taran)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/31 "2006-06-07T02:23:50Z")
> [@Anne Coulter](#): > > ‘Environmentalists’ energy plan is a repudiation of American Christian destiny which is jet skis, steak on the electric grill, hot showers and night-skiing. Liberalism is a religion. A comprehensive belief system denying that the Christian belief in man’s immortal soul. Yeah, we’re definitely being wound up. But if her fans are too busy being sexually repressed to see that, then we have a problem no matter what. I don’t see any fixing it, though. I guess it makes me a liberal elitist, but this time I really do think the problem is the stupid people, and there’s no way to make people smarter. ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/32 "2006-06-07T02:33:33Z")
> [@Lemur866](#): > > IThere really isn’t a left wing media personality equivalent to Coulter. Sure, there are leftists as poisonous, as shrill, as stupid, as hateful and as opportunistic as Coulter, but none with her level of media exposure. Ha! The Right wins! The Right wins! :::but seriously folks::: If AC actually believes 1% of the sewage she spews, she’s a madwoman. I can’t stand to listen to her. But, gag her with her pantyhose and we might be able to work something out… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a4c791/32.png) [@Zoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zoe)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 4:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/33 "2006-06-07T04:49:45Z")
People who would believe what she had to say about 9-11 widows enjoying their widowhood because of the political advantages it brings would have to be too cold in their hearts for reason. She _cannot_ know what they are feeling and to exploit them in mass like that is exceedingly cruel. ---
**Author:** ![brossa](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brossa/32/3040_2.png) [@brossa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brossa)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/34 "2006-06-07T05:02:11Z")
I simply can’t get angry at Ann Coulter anymore after having read [this](http://ifuckedanncoulterintheasshard.blogspot.com/) (text only, but NC-17). Now I just giggle whenever I see her. There is a second chapter, but it’s not quite as rich IMHO. Yogurt cannon, indeed! ---
**Author:** ![Crotalus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crotalus/32/41_2.png) [@Crotalus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crotalus)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/35 "2006-06-07T11:26:07Z")
> [@Sublight](#): > > The closest on the left I can think of, who regularly appears in a major media outlet, is Ted Rall. The guy just seems to be permanently in that teenage phase of ‘as long as it pisses people off, who cares what the point is?’ I think Ted Rall is a very close equivalent to Coulter. At least, reading his columns causes feelings in me that resemble the feelings described here in response to Coulter. He’s not quite as prominent as Coulter, though. ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/36 "2006-06-07T11:48:55Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > … Anne of Green Goebbels… 😃 /disinterested Brit ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Clam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/3bc359/32.png) [@Happy\_Clam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Clam)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 11:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/37 "2006-06-07T11:51:50Z")
Never heard of Ted Rall. Anyone got a linky? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/38 "2006-06-07T11:56:33Z")
> [@Malacandra](#): > > 😃 > > /disinterested Brit I wish I could claim credit for that, but it’s been around a while. I’m not sure which columnist coined it, though. Possibly Molly Ivins. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/39 "2006-06-07T12:07:59Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > I wish I could claim credit for that, but it’s been around a while. I’m not sure which columnist coined it, though. Possibly Molly Ivins. I suppose it depends on whose ox is doing the Goering. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2006, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610/40 "2006-06-07T12:11:32Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > I suppose it depends on whose ox is doing the Goering. 🙂 That was a horrible pun! _hess_…er, _hiss_ (wait…does that open it up to the Soviets then?) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-to-fucking-hell-you-soulless-shrill-bitch/359610.md?page=3)