# Go White Fish! The Ever Quoteable Futurama Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 22, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477 "2008-01-22T06:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/1 "2008-01-22T06:35:59Z")
Haven’t had one of these in a while (or atleast I didn’t see it when I quickly searched the SDMB) so I thought it might be a little fun. “If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!” What do you have? Since this has been done before, I won’t be too offended if this thread gets closed. Although, you should feel really bad if your the Administrator doing it… ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/2 "2008-01-22T06:54:53Z")
I don’t think I go a day without saying _at least_ one Futurama quote. That number is closer to twenty on days I work with the other Futurama freak at work. “Ahhh, to be young again…and also a robot.” “Full price for gum? That dog won’t hunt, mon signor!” ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/3 "2008-01-22T07:13:02Z")
Lrrr: These candies are chalky and unpleasant! Nd-Nd: And what is this emotion you humans call ‘wuv’? Lrrr: Surely it says ‘love’? Nd-Nd: No, ‘wuv’, with an Earth ‘W’. Behold! Lrrr: This concept of ‘wuv’ confuses and infuriates us!! ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 7:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/4 "2008-01-22T07:14:30Z")
[QUOTE=bouv] “Full price for gum? That dog won’t hunt, mon signor!” [/QUOTE] Just from that episode, soo great! ## Soldier: This is the worst part. The calm before the battle. Fry: And then the battle’s not so bad? Soldier: Oh right. I forgot about the battle. FRY: Uh, just so we’ll know, who’s the enemy? ZAPP: A valid question. We know nothing about their language, their history or what they look like. But we can assume this: They stand for everything we don’t stand for. Also, they told me you guys look like dorks. BENDER: They look like dorks! * * * Prof.: Now be careful, Fry. And if you kill anyone, make sure to eat their heart, to gain their courage. Their rich, tasty courage. ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 8:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/5 "2008-01-22T08:01:13Z")
This one is my favorite to misquote because I’ve studied both Futuramalogy AND Futuramanomy. “Police? Bah! Nosy meddlers! It so happens I have mail order degrees in Murderology AND Murderonomy. Zoidberg is afoot!” ---
**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 8:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/6 "2008-01-22T08:38:19Z")
Exist? But that’s basically all I do!! Hot Crackers - I take exception to that!! Ever been on TV? Once, when I took those hostages… With my dying breath, I curse Zoidberg… ---
**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/7 "2008-01-22T12:55:41Z")
Nothing can top: “And the winner is number 3, in a quantum finish!” “No fair! You altered the outcome by observing it!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/8 "2008-01-22T13:42:59Z")
FRY: We need to dig up his grave. Everyone looks at Bender. Bender: _sigh_ I’ll go get my kit. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/9 "2008-01-22T13:57:05Z")
We’re rewatching the series after a long absence. Yet, some of the early stuff has stuck with us: Bender (dreaming): Kill all humans . . . (and later): Heeey baby . . . wanna kill all humans? Leela: Hold still! I don’t have very good depth perception! Bender, on being ordered to kill Fry and Leela: Uh, I’m kind of tired now, is it OK if I just give them a savage beating? And of course, all announcements are preceded by, “Good news, everyone!” ---
**Author:** ![wolfman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/a8b319/32.png) [@wolfman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfman)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/10 "2008-01-22T14:31:51Z")
Perhaps a postwith my sig will be appropriate ---
**Author:** ![Astroboy14](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/df705f/32.png) [@Astroboy14](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Astroboy14)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/11 "2008-01-22T16:58:01Z")
Bender! You’re blind, stinking _SOBER_, aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Dirx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b77776/32.png) [@Sir\_Dirx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Dirx)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/12 "2008-01-22T17:16:58Z")
“Oh, a lesson in not changing history from Mr. I’m My Own Grandfather! Screw history, we’re getting out of here!” And anything said by Dr. Zoidberg is an instant classic. “Help! Friends! A guinea pig tricked me!” [All hail the glory of the hypnotoad!](http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/13 "2008-01-22T17:29:24Z")
I can’t recall the context, but when Zoidberg says “They’re hideous. BLAAARGHHH!” while waving his claws around, cracks me up every time. ---
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/14 "2008-01-22T17:38:48Z")
“Bender, are you jacking-on in there?” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/15 "2008-01-22T17:39:46Z")
_sigh_ My dork girlfriend wants me to mention: “Why am i sticky and naked? did i miss something fun?” Oh yeah, also: “I can’t swallow that!” “Good news, everyone! it’s a suppository!” ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/16 "2008-01-22T17:44:52Z")
[QUOTE=Sir Dirx] [All hail the glory of the hypnotoad!](http://web.qx.net/lhaddix/htoad.htm) [/QUOTE] **Indeed** George Takei: “I think I’ve been to enough sci-fi conventions to know how to spell ‘Melvor’” Zap: “Kiff! I’ve got the Captains Itch!” Kiff: “I’ll get the powder sir.” ---
**Author:** ![Sitnam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Sitnam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sitnam)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/17 "2008-01-22T17:47:38Z")
“You pus-dripping sack of double-smoked butt-jerky!” “Now he’s trapped in the book I wrote. A crummy world of plot holes and spelling errors.” ---
**Author:** ![MN\_Maenad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e95f7d/32.png) [@MN\_Maenad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MN_Maenad)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/18 "2008-01-22T18:59:06Z")
From the original finale: “You need to make a metaphorical deal with the devil. And by ‘devil’ I mean ‘Robot Devil’; and by ‘metaphorical’ I mean ‘get your coat’.” ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/19 "2008-01-22T19:27:01Z")
Oh. Your. God. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\ **Post date:** [January 22, 2008, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/20 "2008-01-22T19:47:13Z")
Gotta love Mom and her semi-random cursing. “Jam a bastard in it, you crap!” “Jerkwad robots make me sick to my ass!” “You driveling pukes!” My favorite one-shot character, though, is Old Man Waterfall, Zoidberg’s lawyer for his flag-eating case. OMW: “That’s right, I’m a polygamist.” Audience: “BOOOOO!” OMW: “Yet I would gladly eat a flag myself, had I not used my intestine as a rope to hoist a flag made of my own skin. If it would protect the freedoms of the proud people who salute that flag!” Audience: “YAY!!” OMW: “Freedoms such as polygamy.” Audience: “BOOOOO!” Chief Justice: “In a rare, double-whammy decision, we find polygamy constitutional.” Audience: “BOOO!” OMW: “I can’t wait to tell my husband!” Audience: **"BOOOOOOOO!"** And of course: Zoidberg: “He defended my freedom when no one else would. He was a good and honorable man.” OMW: “I request a Satanic funeral.” Crowd: **"BOOOOOOOOOOO!"** [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477.md?page=2)