# Go White Fish! The Ever Quoteable Futurama Thread **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [January 22, 2008, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477 "2008-01-22T06:35:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Rich\_Mann](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ce73a5/32.png) [@Rich\_Mann](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rich_Mann)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/41 "2008-01-23T00:13:15Z")
Leela: Hey! You know what would be a hoot? Professor: No!! Why would I know that?! One I like to use as a snappy comeback when it fits. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/42 "2008-01-23T00:22:34Z")
I never miss an opporunity to say, “Cheese it!” ---
**Author:** ![hawksgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@hawksgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawksgirl)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/43 "2008-01-23T00:26:54Z")
“Now Zoidberg is the popular one!” - My new SO said this after sex the other day. I’m one lucky girl, right? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bcef8e/32.png) [@BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BellRungBookShut-CandleSnuffed)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/44 "2008-01-23T00:30:17Z")
[QUOTE=Unauthorized Cinnamon] We’re rewatching the series after a long absence. Yet, some of the early stuff has stuck with us: Bender (dreaming): Kill all humans . . . (and later): Heeey baby . . . wanna kill all humans? Leela: Hold still! I don’t have very good depth perception! Bender, on being ordered to kill Fry and Leela: Uh, I’m kind of tired now, is it OK if I just give them a savage beating? And of course, all announcements are preceded by, “Good news, everyone!” [/QUOTE] Except for that one where he said “News, everyone!” Dwight: I heard that alcohol makes you stupid. Fry: No I’m… doesn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/45 "2008-01-23T01:18:28Z")
“Morbo congratulates our gargantuan cyborg president. May death come quickly to his enemies.” ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/46 "2008-01-23T01:33:07Z")
“So…humans have easily injured knees. My race will find this information very useful indeed! MUUUAA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!” “Puny Earthlings were shocked today to learn that a ball of garbage will destroy their pathetic city of New New York.” "Makes me glad we live here in Los Angeles.” “Morbo agrees. MUUUAA HA HA HA HA HA!” ---
**Author:** ![WarmNPrickly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/d78d45/32.png) [@WarmNPrickly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WarmNPrickly)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/47 "2008-01-23T02:24:50Z")
Bender (As Flexo) : “But going through divorce together. You can’t tell me that didn’t bring us closer.” ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/48 "2008-01-23T03:25:46Z")
[QUOTE=Astroboy14] Bender! You’re blind, stinking _SOBER_, aren’t you? [/QUOTE] Same episode Bender said “I hate the people who love me, and they hate me!” Fry: “If it’s that dangerous, why don’t we just send in the robots?” Bender: “WHY, YOU SON OF A…” (as Bender nearly throttles Fry… I guess that’s why) Fry (to Robot Satan): “Wouldn’t a fiddle made of gold sound really crappy?” ---
**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/49 "2008-01-23T03:56:07Z")
When Hermes is going to jump off the Planet Express building. Bender: Do a flip. ---
**Author:** ![Cool\_Cheez](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@Cool\_Cheez](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cool_Cheez)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/50 "2008-01-23T04:00:58Z")
Hooker bots-We love you Bender! Bender-Shut up baby I know it! ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/51 "2008-01-23T04:07:06Z")
So many good ones… “I so desperately want to believe that… so I do!” “That was so bad I think you gave me CANCER!” “That equals true!” “P.S. Cashier’s check!” “We will start with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion…” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/52 "2008-01-23T04:25:43Z")
[QUOTE=Bryan Ekers] “We will start with the firemen, then the math teachers, and so on in that fashion…” [/QUOTE] “We will raise your planet’s temperature by one million degrees a day - for five days - unless you give us McNeil!” ---
**Author:** ![ForumBot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ee59a6/32.png) [@ForumBot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ForumBot)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/53 "2008-01-23T05:19:46Z")
Brannigan: “You win again, gravity…” Professor: “Choke on that, causality!” Bubblegum Tate: You dare laugh at the jesters of dunk? We came here to terrify and humilliate you, not tickle your funny bones. Watch, as I humilliate your civilization by passing the ball to Curly Joe… only to have it stay in my hand with elastic! Bugglegum Tate: Sweet Clide, laugh derisively at them! ---
**Author:** ![Surbey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@Surbey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surbey)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/54 "2008-01-23T05:47:45Z")
“She’s built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro” ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/55 "2008-01-23T05:50:12Z")
BENDER [getting kicked out of a theme park]: Forget your stupid theme park! I’m gonna make my own! With hookers! And blackjack! In fact, forget the theme park! ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/56 "2008-01-23T05:58:00Z")
Cherry picked from IMDB: Dr. Zoidberg: And that’s the story of how I got my new shell. It looks just like the one I threw out yesterday, and I found it in the same dumpster. But this one had a live raccoon inside. Rich Little: [imitating Howard Cosell] The Vegas odds tonight stand at an unprecedented 1000 to 0. A bet of zero dollars on Bender pays 1000 dollars if he wins. Still, very few takers. Fry: I’m not a robot like you, I don’t like having discs crammed into me… unless they’re Oreos… and then only in the mouth. Bender: Hey. What kind of party is this? There’s no booze and only one hooker. ---
**Author:** ![FinnAgain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/finnagain/32/12500_2.png) [@FinnAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FinnAgain)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/57 "2008-01-23T06:12:44Z")
Cubert: “A cigar?” Tinny Tim: “Ripping!” Dwight: _lights it_ “Look! I’m Bender!” _pukes_ Hermes: “Ras H. Tafari! What’s going on here?” Farnsworth: “The ruffian smoked one of your cigars!” Hermes: “That’s not a cigar! Uh, and it’s not mine.” ---
**Author:** ![Fern\_Forest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/71c47a/32.png) [@Fern\_Forest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fern_Forest)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/58 "2008-01-23T06:21:25Z")
The laughter after this quote cracks me up. “Please Mr. Nixon, we’re appealing to your sense of decency.” Even Nixon thinks it’s funny. ---
**Author:** ![Engineer\_Dude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9fc29f/32.png) [@Engineer\_Dude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Dude)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/59 "2008-01-23T14:33:39Z")
Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the Universe. Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Nibblonian: Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2008, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477/60 "2008-01-23T16:05:55Z")
[QUOTE=Engineer Dude] Nibblonian: You are the last hope of the Universe. Fry: So I really am important? How I feel when I’m drunk is correct? Nibblonian: Yes, except the Dave Matthews Band doesn’t rock. [/QUOTE] In that same episode: Fry: [Is it] because I’m so smart? The Nibblonians’ laughter, including one’s very George Takei-ish “Oh, my” always cracks me up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/go-white-fish-the-ever-quoteable-futurama-thread/434477.md?page=4)