# Goat Porn **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 9, 2000, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657 "2000-08-09T02:14:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![thinksnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thinksnow/32/2849_2.png) [@thinksnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thinksnow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 6:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/41 "2001-01-05T06:05:26Z")
Hehehehehe Too damn funny. The story plus the responses are priceless. I’m saving this one as a classic. [sub]You never admit to having seen “Fun on the Farm” or “Barnyard Follies”!!! What’s wrong with you?[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![OrcaChow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e47c2d/32.png) [@OrcaChow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OrcaChow)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 8:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/42 "2001-01-05T08:40:31Z")
Scylla, Wouldn’t it have saved everybody a lot of grief if you’d just plunked down the extra bucks for a nanny-goat for Pirate?!? You would’ve saved that much in laundry bills alone. By the way, the USDA recommends that chickens be boned only by properly trained supermarket employees and factory processing staff. ---
**Author:** ![Spritle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Spritle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spritle)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/43 "2001-01-05T13:24:28Z")
I laughed, I cried, it became a part of me. It was better than “Cats”; I’d read it again and again. I laughed so hard my coworkers looked at me. I had to go back to the top to see who posted it. I was almost expecting to see Wallym7 to the left. _sigh_ Thanks for the wonderful start to my day. pity I lost the rubberband - HA! ---
**Author:** ![vebr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/eb8c5e/32.png) [@vebr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vebr)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2001, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/44 "2001-01-05T21:23:33Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by ssskuggiii \* > > \*\* Goat is a term often associated with penises, etc. in my area. Kind of a colloquialism that I use with friends occasionally. \*\* [/QUOTE] Um. Kind of gives new meaning to the phrase “Don’t let it get your goat.” Don’t it? Vicki ---
**Author:** ![magdalene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/df788c/32.png) [@magdalene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/magdalene)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/45 "2001-01-06T02:06:34Z")
Scylla, I think I love you. That was hysterical! Oh, and since everyone who opens this thread is by definition a deviant, check out [http://www.furnitureporn.com](http://www.furnitureporn.com) ---
**Author:** ![snuffafluffagus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@snuffafluffagus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snuffafluffagus)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2001, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/46 "2001-01-06T02:41:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*Then how do the eggs come out? Does that mean that eggs are chicken poop? \*\* I just want to help- As stated by another member, chickens have vents (cloacas). The vent is one opening through which the chicken urinates, defacates, copulates and lays eggs. It is not nice to castrate animals with rubber bands. All male PET goats should be castrated and disbudded as babies by a veterinarian. Then you will have a wonderful pet. ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/47 "2001-01-07T00:07:29Z")
Scylla…my goodness but that was funny man… your stories never fail to make me laugh till I cry! ---
**Author:** ![SpinneZiege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SpinneZiege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpinneZiege)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/48 "2001-01-07T01:03:41Z")
My username means “spider-goat.” I’ll leave the other perverts in this thread to think of something. ---
**Author:** ![Marvel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marvel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvel)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/49 "2001-01-07T05:08:11Z")
May I say the OP was very “Wally-esque?” Well done! Patty ---
**Author:** ![Dignan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Dignan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dignan)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2001, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/50 "2001-01-07T05:46:07Z")
Oh, man! Scylla that is **hysterical!** Write a book, man that was funny. I was definitely not expecting anything like that, it was great. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/51 "2001-01-08T16:30:55Z")
It is now my greatest fear that this line will appear in my obit. > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*They were crushed, and covered with goo. \*\* the horror… the horror… ---
**Author:** ![KP235](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de0a6/32.png) [@KP235](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KP235)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2001, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/52 "2001-01-09T00:45:46Z")
Scylla, That was the best farm critter story since, well, since your last farm critter story ! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scylla \* > \*\*They were crushed, and covered with goo. \*\* I wonder what would have happened if you had turned this goat loose on the woodchucks. Thanks for the laugh. ---
**Author:** ![Courk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/91b2a8/32.png) [@Courk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Courk)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/53 "2001-03-11T03:07:07Z")
I feel sorry for poor Peep…☹ ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [March 11, 2001, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/54 "2001-03-11T03:35:57Z")
I love Straight Dope. Scylla is my hero. Goats will never be viewed the same by my eyes. > [@](#): > > “Here,” he said, handing me a rubber band. > > “What do I do with this?” > > “Wrap it around his balls three or four times. Real tight. After a week or two they’ll turn black and fall off, and that will be that.” oh the humanity! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/74df32/32.png) [@The\_Devil\_s\_Grandmother](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Devil_s_Grandmother)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/55 "2001-08-29T23:00:20Z")
Just a bump for those not getting enough in the “Ewe sluts” thread. ---
**Author:** ![Evnglion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f04885/32.png) [@Evnglion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evnglion)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/56 "2002-08-19T07:36:42Z")
HAHAHAHA… that is the funniest story!!! ---
**Author:** ![LolaCocaCola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7cd45c/32.png) [@LolaCocaCola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LolaCocaCola)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2002, 11:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657/57 "2002-08-19T11:42:25Z")
What came first, the chicken or the goat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goat-porn/28657.md?page=2)