# Goats spray painted, porn scattered **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188 "2006-11-29T13:31:04Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/1 "2006-11-29T13:31:04Z")
[Link](http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/15948692/). > [@](#): > > MAHOPAC, N.Y. - A man broke into a barn on Thanksgiving morning, spray-painted three pet goats and scattered pages of pornographic magazines on the floor… No mention of any straws being found. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/2 "2006-11-29T13:47:37Z")
Is the Perp a Charter Member of the SDMB, or a more recent one? ---
**Author:** ![Steve\_MB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/steve_mb/32/5339_2.png) [@Steve\_MB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Steve_MB)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/3 "2006-11-29T13:48:46Z")
Did he have an NEA grant for his performance art? ---
**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/4 "2006-11-29T13:58:34Z")
They didn’t mention if the porn was for him or the goats. But hey – at least these animals were _alive_. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/5 "2006-11-29T13:58:49Z")
[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor] Is the Perp a Charter Member of the SDMB, or a more recent one? [/QUOTE] It hasn’t been a **Hal** -friendly week in animal news, has it? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/6 "2006-11-30T01:43:29Z")
[QUOTE=Least Original User Name Ever] It hasn’t been a **Hal** -friendly week in animal news, has it? [/QUOTE] Maybe he’s feeling sheepish. ---
**Author:** ![Subway\_Prophet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecb155/32.png) [@Subway\_Prophet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Subway_Prophet)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/7 "2006-11-30T02:05:59Z")
I’m missing the **Hal** references. Can someone post a link? (Hopefully _without_ pics…) ---
**Author:** ![Mama\_Tiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@Mama\_Tiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mama_Tiger)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/8 "2006-11-30T02:09:14Z")
[This](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=333640&) is the Hal/sheep reference, Subway Prophet. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/9 "2006-11-30T02:09:16Z")
He’s a baa-aa-aa-d man… ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/10 "2006-11-30T15:02:44Z")
[A-hem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398123) . . . ---
**Author:** ![JacksonRoykirk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e79b87/32.png) [@JacksonRoykirk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JacksonRoykirk)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/11 "2006-11-30T19:14:18Z")
Goats 'n porn? Sounds like the work of the PAGANs. Quick, someone alert Joe Friday! ---
**Author:** ![Manduck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manduck/32/256_2.png) [@Manduck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Manduck)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/12 "2006-11-30T19:17:26Z")
Did he have goatse.cx? ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2006, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goats-spray-painted-porn-scattered/382188/13 "2006-12-01T01:22:56Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] [A-hem](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=398123) . . . [/QUOTE] Beat you by seven hours. 😛😉