# Goatse inspired ring?

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 3, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279 "2006-01-03T21:08:18Z")
**Posts on this page:** 7
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### Author: ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/1 "2006-01-03T21:08:18Z")

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[http://www.inspiredsilver.com/index.cfm?fa=site.showproduct&product\_id=948](http://www.inspiredsilver.com/index.cfm?fa=site.showproduct&product_id=948)  
(safe for work)

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### Author: ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/2 "2006-01-03T21:10:12Z")

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Makes my finger hurt just looking at it.

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/3 "2006-01-03T21:14:26Z")

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What’s the inscription read… _“Thinking of ewww”?_

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### Author: ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/4 "2006-01-03T21:18:33Z")

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\*_Ding_

You are now free to move about the sphincter…\*

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### Author: ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/5 "2006-01-03T21:27:04Z")

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Huh. And the earrings were obviously inspired by anal love beads…

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### Author: ![MizGrand](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cdc98d/32.png) [@MizGrand](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MizGrand)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/6 "2006-01-03T21:30:03Z")

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Shame on you. Dirty minded, so-and-so. :eek:

I gave that a good giggle thinking of your intro. Thanks for the laugh!

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### Author: ![Asimovian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asimovian/32/172_2.png) [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [January 3, 2006, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/goatse-inspired-ring/338279/7 "2006-01-03T21:36:03Z")

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> [@Revtim](#):
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> [Inspired Silver - Jewelry, Phone Cases, Art Posters](http://www.inspiredsilver.com/index.cfm?fa=site.showproduct&product_id=948)  
> (safe for work)

You know, for the life of me, I couldn’t remember what goatse was. Thank the Lord I was smart enough to try the urban dictionary before I went off and did a Google image search.