# Gobb is Pitted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 2, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604 "2025-10-02T16:46:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Snarky\_Kong](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a183cd/32.png) [@Snarky\_Kong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snarky_Kong)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/1 "2025-10-02T16:46:50Z")

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Joined 14 hours ago and has started 2 threads pushing right wing talking points. Feigning ignorance to farm outrage. Block or wait for the inevitable ban, but don’t engage.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/2 "2025-10-02T16:47:16Z")

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Agreed. I’ll stop.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/3 "2025-10-02T17:08:24Z")

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A far right winger with strong opinions and no cites, and a name that instantly reminded me of the movie “Troll 2”?

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/4 "2025-10-02T17:16:38Z")

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I mean, it instantly reminded me of _Arrested Development_.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/5 "2025-10-02T17:24:15Z")

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I read the threads he started.

As a troll, he’s no pedro. He puts stupid ideas out there, but then does nothing.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/6 "2025-10-02T17:44:54Z")

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I responded. Oops, but he was wrong on the internet.

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**Author:** ![WalterBishop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/aeb1de/32.png) [@WalterBishop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WalterBishop)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/7 "2025-10-02T17:45:50Z")

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I’ve read all his posts (there aren’t many), and I don’t think he’s a troll. He’s not posted anything that isn’t accepted by tens of millions of Americans as simple common sense. He’s probably just a newbie who’s yet to acclimatise to board culture. Could be wrong, but that’s my gut feeling.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/8 "2025-10-02T17:50:25Z")

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I mean….his username is literally “Gobb”.

What else could he do? Call himself “IAmATrollHowLongUntilYouNotice”?

There’s regular gullible and then there’s “SDMB wanting to playact objectivity” gullible

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/9 "2025-10-02T17:51:25Z")

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I was listening to NPR last weekend. There was a segment about the indictment of James Comey. The host played quite a few call-in voicemail comments left by listeners.

The comments that expressed serious concern about the indictment and its ramifications were thoughtful, eloquent, spoke of lack of evidence, the slippery slope of targeting one’s enemies on the road to textbook authoritarianism, the grave posture of the Department of Justice as the personal (Mafia) attorney to the President, and the irony that the guy who quite likely _got Trump elected_ in 2016 had become Trump’s enemy.

The comments in support of Comey’s indictment said that “he _should be_ indicted for lying to Congress … because he … lied to Congress.”

Literally.

[You know … morons]

That may be what/all we’re dealing with here. There’s a shocking, appalling, disheartening, disgusting, and depressing number of them.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/10 "2025-10-02T17:58:33Z")

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We keep getting in MAGA posters, they post some MAGA talking points, and just as people start to educate the person out of their knowledge bubble that they’ve been confined in, we ban them as trolls.

**Let the guy learn.** Stop fucking banning these people, unless they’re threatening other posters or actually doing something against the rules.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/11 "2025-10-02T18:02:53Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> Let the guy learn.

**For the most part they are not here to learn. They are here to put a message out (and troll others) for as long as they can get away with it.**

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**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/12 "2025-10-02T18:03:07Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> **Let the guy learn.**

Sometimes, it’s OK to concede that ignorance fights back and refuses to learn. In that case, you shake the dust off your feet and consign them to damnation.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/13 "2025-10-02T18:06:50Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> For the most part they are not here to learn. They are here to put a message out (and troll others) for as long as they can get away with it.

This is the reason they are banned.

“Maybe if we didn’t toss the goats out of our house we could teach them proper manners and speech.”

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/14 "2025-10-02T18:07:23Z")

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Hey, I’m willing to give MAGA-right the same chance they give us.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/15 "2025-10-02T18:09:15Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> For the most part they are not here to learn.

And? How does helping MAGA to maintain the bubble help you?

Is your goal to empower MAGA or to fragment and reduce it? Which, do you think, makes the country better?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/16 "2025-10-02T18:12:56Z")

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If a pie is made and someone takes a major portion of it and leaves you a little, should you share your little bit of pie with that person out of “fairness”? The right have a major voice that they do not want to share-do they need this forum also to push their agenda? When “Cooperation” equals “Capitulation” in their eyes, it is best we keep _our_ eyes open.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/17 "2025-10-02T18:14:08Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> How does helping MAGA to maintain the bubble help you?

So your alternative is to let MAGA posters ignore the rules?

Because Gobb is currently on thin ice for breaking the rules. Nobody made them break the rules.

Sincere MAGA posters do not come here. They don’t venture outside the bubble. If they come here, it’s to troll.

This is a tired old bullshit argument, that people on the right need to be coddled and fed and treated like precious little snowflakes because this board needs them, and it makes the world better. And it’s a delusional, frankly idiotic argument that everyone with two brain cells to rub together is tired of hearing.

At this point it should be added to the “tired arguments” list along with 9/11 “truths” and flat Earth theories.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/18 "2025-10-02T18:20:45Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> If a pie is made and someone takes a major portion of it and leaves you a little, should you share your little bit of pie with that person out of “fairness”?

Ain’t no one said a thing about fairness. I said, how does preserving ignorance come back to aid you? Do you want to empower or reduce MAGA?

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/19 "2025-10-02T18:27:41Z")

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> [@Sage\_Rat](#):
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> actually doing something against the rules

Which they have been. They’ve been repeatedly ignoring moderator instructions on providing cites in Politics and Elections.

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 2, 2025, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/20 "2025-10-02T18:29:13Z")

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> [@Atamasama](#):
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> So your alternative is to let MAGA posters ignore the rules?

If I was a Ukrainian and there was a Russian soldier sick, in my back yard, I’d make a go at educating him about things like how the Nazis called colored citizens of “Russia” of Jewish, Buryat, etc. heritage “slavs”, while forming alliances with white, ethnically Slavic groups like the Ukrainians, Slovakians (which name literally means “Slavics”), Croatians, and Bulgarians. They were a White Power group who were executing tan and slanty-eyed Commies, not blond and blue eyed Slavs. Those, they were keeping alive with the goal to unify and marry as fellow members of a superior race.

Maybe he bites and you convert him. Maybe you end up slitting his throat.

If you can do the former, it’s just better for everyone.

Trolls win by making you go crazy. People who just actually know things win, because they give simple, true, and honest answers to idiots.

You’ll notice that Gobb didn’t reject a thing I wrote.

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