# Gobb is Pitted

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 2, 2025, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604 "2025-10-02T16:46:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/194 "2025-10-04T19:34:44Z")

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> [@HMS\_Irruncible](#):
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> You’re missing the point here. You keep claiming that we’re “not listening to people”. But we did listen and simply found their values and ideas sorely lacking.

_You’re_, missing the point here: you’re responding to a troll. You’ve already lost.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/195 "2025-10-04T19:39:47Z")

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I think _you_ are missing the point: Trolls thrive on all responses, including yours.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/196 "2025-10-04T19:45:03Z")

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You have 21 posts here. Hmmm 🤔

I’d go look, but I don’t really care, but I’m willing to bet you have a bunch in all his threads.

Don’t let the pot call the kettle black. Ya know?

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/197 "2025-10-04T19:47:51Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Trolls thrive on all responses, including yours.

Factually incorrect, otherwise trolls would just post like a normal person.

Trolls by their very definition are trying to evoke specific responses from people, responses they usually get when people take them seriously and treat them like a normal poster worth engaging.

The end goal is to get a rise out of people, but sometimes they build up to it a bit.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/198 "2025-10-04T19:50:38Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I think _you_ are missing the point: Trolls thrive on all responses, including yours.

That’s certainly an admissible argument, but, uh… you see the irony, right?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/199 "2025-10-04T19:52:49Z")

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I most certainly do. Just curious, though-has “If everybody ignored them they would just go away” (sometimes said repeatedly, btw) _ever_ had the desired effect?

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/200 "2025-10-04T19:53:57Z")

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I believe it “could” work. But we’ll never find out.

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/201 "2025-10-04T19:56:30Z")

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I really don’t think it could, unless enforced by a moderator. Too many people won’t see that message, coupled with the fact there is no universal agreement when it comes to the definition of troll.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/202 "2025-10-04T20:03:09Z")

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Exactly.

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/203 "2025-10-04T20:19:41Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I most certainly do. Just curious, though-has “If everybody ignored them they would just go away” (sometimes said repeatedly, btw) _ever_ had the desired effect?

I don’t care if they go away. To me, they are a non-entity, and I want nothing more than for y’all to have that same kind of peace.

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/204 "2025-10-04T21:53:25Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> That’s certainly an admissible argument, but, uh… you see the irony, right?

I don’t think he’s a troll, he’s just a genuinely stupid guy who thinks he’s raising points that nobody’s ever heard before. He heard someone say “this is how you get Trump”, and thought it sounded like a scorching zinger, and thought he’d take it for a test drive.

In a little while he’ll huff away complaining about groupthink or canceling or dogpiling, unless he flames himself into a ban.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/205 "2025-10-04T22:15:44Z")

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[Rosie Perez hired J Lo for ILC Fly Girls.](https://youtu.be/6sec1l8Fzo8?si=vLnFPhFpsufSclm7)

Celine Dion is queen

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**Author:** ![ASL\_v2.0](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asl_v2.0/32/3525_2.png) [@ASL\_v2.0](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ASL_v2.0)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2025, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/206 "2025-10-04T23:04:40Z")

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He’s a concern troll:

> **[Concern troll](https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Concern_troll)**
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> A concern troll is someone who disingenuously visits sites of an opposing ideology to disrupt conversation by offering unwanted advice on how to solve problems which do not really exist. Topics of "concern" usually involve tactical use of rhetoric,...

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/207 "2025-10-05T13:57:02Z")

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A major component of concern trolldom is finger-wagging over perceived bad manners by supporters of a particular policy, which the concern troll says are fatally damaging the cause which he/she is simultaneously doing his/her best to impair.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/208 "2025-10-05T14:44:01Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I really don’t think it could, unless enforced by a moderator. Too many people won’t see that message, coupled with the fact there is no universal agreement when it comes to the definition of troll.

So it’s not that the suggestion is bad because, if followed, the troll wouldn’t go away. The suggestion is pointless because it will never be followed. The closest we’ve come is the recipes tactic, which often succeeds in cutting short a troll-heavy discussion in certain threads.

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/209 "2025-10-05T17:15:49Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> The closest we’ve come is the recipes tactic, which often succeeds in cutting short a troll-heavy discussion in certain threads.

And sometimes the recipes are good!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/210 "2025-10-05T17:27:17Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> [Rosie Perez hired J Lo for ILC Fly Girls.](https://youtu.be/6sec1l8Fzo8?si=vLnFPhFpsufSclm7)
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> Celine Dion is queen

It’s a million years before your time but… [The Mary Jane Girls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UF2iuZctLNs&list=RDUF2iuZctLNs&start_radio=1)…?

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/211 "2025-10-05T18:44:46Z")

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Here’s a whole discussion:

> <https://history.stackexchange.com/questions/43894/why-did-hitler-treat-the-slavs-inconsistently>

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/212 "2025-10-05T19:00:26Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> A major component of concern trolldom is finger-wagging over perceived bad manners by supporters of a particular policy, which the concern troll says are fatally damaging the cause which he/she is simultaneously doing his/her best to impair.

The old “I was going to support the war against Hitler, then that mean old Churchill called him ‘a monster of wickedness’ and that was just uncalled for” ploy

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**Author:** ![HMS\_Irruncible](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hms_irruncible/32/7394_2.png) [@HMS\_Irruncible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HMS_Irruncible)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2025, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/gobb-is-pitted/1023604/213 "2025-10-05T22:28:50Z")

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> [@ASL\_v2.0](#):
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> He’s a concern troll:

Though the contours are the same, I don’t think the intent is the same.

He seems more determined to prove that he’s not right, he’s not left, he’s some special third thing. He’s a savvy operator, a loose cannon who marches to his own drummer, his ideas are far too independent and sophisticated for two-party sheeple to understand.

We’ve seen lots of this type on the board. It’s what happens when dumb right-wingers get their predictable arguments destroyed so much that they change branding in an attempt to outflank the right-wing stigma.

Or, it also happens in the other direction, when someone’s pretending to be a liberal for whatever reason, and the facade starts to fall apart, they start carping about being “politically homeless”, which lasts a very short time until they predictably find their forever home on the right, where they spend the rest of their days blabbing about “why I left the left”. There’s a lot of money and attention in that grift.

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