# God and judgment **URL:** \ **Category:** Great Debates\ **Created:** [December 9, 2012, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703 "2012-12-09T03:57:15Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2012, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/61 "2012-12-13T19:48:51Z")
> [@Max\_Torque](#): > > You keep referring to God as “He”. If God is a “He”, that means he’s male, and therefore He has a penis. > > So, is God circumcised? And, is His regular state erect or flaccid? I’m going with ‘erect’ since He always seems to be fucking someone over. ---
**Author:** ![monavis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e0b2c6/32.png) [@monavis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monavis)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/62 "2012-12-14T12:46:46Z")
> [@Latro](#): > > I interpreted that one as that her god had commanded _her_ to read the bible. > You think she was telling _me_ to read the bible? > > If so then your comment indeed applies to me. Furthermore I have read _about_ the bible. > Which is far, far more enlightning than reading that bundling of scriblings itself. I think she was taught that the Bible is the word of God, but didn’t stop to think of the fact that God didn’t write anything nor inspire any book, it was humans who decided what was of God and what wasn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/63 "2012-12-14T16:17:01Z")
> [@Der\_Trihs](#): > > Well if you read the Bible it is clear that God is a colossal dick. 😃 But the question was ‘does he have a colossal dick.’ ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/64 "2012-12-14T16:57:52Z")
> [@Cheshire\_Human](#): > > But the question was ‘does he have a colossal dick.’ It’s shaped like a dove. Which is the holy spirit. Which entered Mary. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/65 "2012-12-14T17:34:46Z")
> [@Lobohan](#): > > It’s shaped like a dove. Which is the holy spirit. Which entered Mary. **ouch!** ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/66 "2012-12-14T17:37:50Z")
**missyzilly** hasn’t posted since getting a warning for trolling in the Pit a couple of days ago. So there’s really no point to this thread. Are there any objections to my closing it? ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/67 "2012-12-14T17:39:28Z")
Nah. ---
**Author:** ![Latro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a87d85/32.png) [@Latro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Latro)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/68 "2012-12-14T17:40:41Z")
You mean…she…she is not coming back ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/69 "2012-12-14T17:45:30Z")
Waitaminnit-Trolling? _In The BBQ Pit??_ ---
**Author:** ![Cheshire\_Human](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Cheshire\_Human](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheshire_Human)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/70 "2012-12-14T20:51:29Z")
Yeah, it took some doing, but she managed it. It was truly a wonder to behold. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2012, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703/71 "2012-12-14T20:53:38Z")
And with that, thread closed. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-and-judgment/643703.md?page=3)