# God Bless the Yankees.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 2000, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553 "2000-10-27T04:09:11Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![woolly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ebca7d/32.png) [@woolly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woolly)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/21 "2000-10-27T13:17:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Satan \*  
> \*\*The best dynasty in the history of all professional sports! \*\*

Actually Satan, you will find that St George (Australia, Rugby League) won 11 consecutive premierships between 1956 and 1966 which is still, I believe, the longest winning dynasty in a professional sporting code.

Of course, because this was only a domestic club competition, so it wasn’t called a **World Series**.

Have often wondered what effect there would be on the American psychic there actually was a genuine Baseball World Series and it was played between Cuba and Japan?

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**Author:** ![L714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dec6dc/32.png) [@L714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/L714)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/22 "2000-10-27T13:54:35Z")

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There was just no sleeping here last night. I knew not even to fight it, so we grabbed our clothing after the win and went “crusin” like all real Brooklynites do.  
Lots of yelling, honking, fireworks and pot banging.  
Didn’t seem as loud as when the Rangers took the Cup tho.

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**Author:** ![Rosebud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@Rosebud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rosebud)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/23 "2000-10-27T13:56:49Z")

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I was on AOL IM with my boyfriend when the game was still tied, very near the end. He, a Yankee fan, decided to go to bed.

“But what if they win?” I said.  
“So they win,” he replied, obviously not convinced that they would. “G’night!”

And off he goes.

Shortly thereafter, they’re up by two… shortly after that, they’ve won 🙂

I almost called him to wake him up and rub it in, but I thought that might be too cruel.

(Hey, Satan-- great link! Ha!)

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**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/24 "2000-10-27T14:01:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by woolly \*  
> [B
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> Have often wondered what effect there would be on the American psychic there actually was a genuine Baseball World Series and it was played between Cuba and Japan? \*\*

USA kicked the squat out of both of 'em in the Olympics.

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**Author:** ![SaxFace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@SaxFace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SaxFace)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/25 "2000-10-27T14:05:03Z")

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I live in Brooklyn, so I had to root for the Mets or else I could be legally decapitated.

For the most part, I didn’t care who won - the truth has been told: New York (in general) Rules.

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**Author:** ![Skelji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Skelji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skelji)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/26 "2000-10-27T14:20:45Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Rosebud \*  
> **I was on AOL IM with my boyfriend when the game was still tied, very near the end. He, a Yankee fan, decided to go to bed.**

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

I’m sorry, but no Yankee fan worth their salt would have gone to bed. I wouldn’t have gone to bed if they were down by 5 in the ninth, the way this team comes back. I was so jacked up I didn’t go to bed until 4AM.

As predicted, this Series came down to mistakes (many by the Mets), and managing - Joe Torre clearly out-managed Bobby V. I would have brought Franco in to pitch to Sojo. Thanks, Bobby!

Oh, Bennyani? Right number of games, wrong team.  
Turk Wendell? I got yer reign is over…right here!  
Next time, try running your mouths a little less, Metsies.

Game over!  
World Series over!  
Yankees win!  
Th-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh Yankees Win!!!

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/27 "2000-10-27T14:23:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Alphagene \*  
> \*\*There are people who will always hate the Yankees.
> 
> I invite them to get bent.  
> \*\*

Get bent, huh? Get bent, huh? C’mon, ya want a piecea me, huh?

{bonks chest against **Alphagene’s** hip}

Hey! HEY! Down HERE, ya big piecea cheese!

Seriously, Cuddles, how can you ingest the information in **Satan’s** post and then claim the Yanks were UNDERDOGS?

Fuckin’ Mets. I cannot CONCEIVE of a more irritating Series. A motherfucking SWEEP would’ve been preferable…“Hey, let’s win the third game just to keep a glimmer of hope alive! It’ll make it all the more painful for our pathetic fans when we boot it in five!!!”

Rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Coca-Cola to beat out Dr. Brown’s Cream Soda in a nationwide sales ranking.

Pfui on the Yankees. Pfui, I say.

– Ukulele “Fuckin’ Game Died When The Fuckin’ Dodguhs Left Town” Ike

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**Author:** ![racinchikki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/eada6e/32.png) [@racinchikki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racinchikki)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/28 "2000-10-27T14:29:55Z")

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Pfui on yo mama!

Yeehaw. A reason to throw a party tonight!

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**Author:** ![don\_Jaime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b4bc9f/32.png) [@don\_Jaime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_Jaime)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/29 "2000-10-27T15:22:40Z")

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“Yo,” Alphagene, I was “bent” way before you got here, so “fuggedaboudit!” Enough of your “yada-yada-yada,” now wipe the “egg cream” off your face and “gedoudaheya” in a “Noo Yawk minute.”

**Thread Killer** invokes power, thunderclap, ha ha ha, thread dies, last we here about this, blah blah blah yakkity shmakity, good riddence baseball for another precious few months, **GO SOONERS! FUCK THEM HHUSKERS!**

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/30 "2000-10-27T16:31:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by spooje \*  
> \*\*
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> > [@](#):
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> > \*Originally posted by woolly \*  
> > [B
> > 
> > Have often wondered what effect there would be on the American psychic there actually was a genuine Baseball World Series and it was played between Cuba and Japan? \*\*
> 
> USA kicked the squat out of both of 'em in the Olympics.\*\*

Yes, and the Dutch baseball team beat Cuba in the first round matches. What’s your point?

What woolly means (and me too), is that it isn’t really a world series - granted, the best baseball in the world is probably played in the US (or Canada, e.g. the Blue Jays), but the monicker “World Series” just seems so, well, arrogant to us foreigners. Moreover because you Yankees only declare a “world series” (baseball) or “World champion(s)” (basketball) if it in fact happens to be a sport you’re GOOD at 😃

I shall hijack this thread no further: party on! Go Yankees, and all that 😉

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**Author:** ![Odieman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/a87d85/32.png) [@Odieman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odieman)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/31 "2000-10-27T16:46:29Z")

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Yeah they won big whoop!!! But christ what an old team, old, old, old, their roster looks like an old-timers game. Next year they aren’t gonna be able to win, because it’s awfully hard to pitch and run bases when they have to use walkers. So New York fans enjoy this victory while you can, 'cause the piper is gonna come calling next year and it’s not going to be pretty.

Keith

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/32 "2000-10-27T17:51:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Odieman \*
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> **Yeah they won big whoop!!! But christ what an old team, old, old, old, their roster looks like an old-timers game. Next year they aren’t gonna be able to win, because it’s awfully hard to pitch and run bases when they have to use walkers. So New York fans enjoy this victory while you can, 'cause the piper is gonna come calling next year and it’s not going to be pretty.**

Sour grapes make the best whine…

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Yer pal,  
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)

\*I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Six months, two weeks, four days, 15 hours, 56 minutes and 27 seconds.  
8066 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,008.32.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 10 minutes.

\*_THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!  
1996 · 1998 ··· WORLD CHAMPIONS ··· 1999 · 2000_

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/33 "2000-10-27T23:19:35Z")

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I am bumping this because, Goddammit, I’m fucking HAPPY!

WE WON! WOOOOOO!!!

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Yer pal,  
[Satan](http://www.members.tripod.com/jmspoofe/sdmb/satan.jpg)

_I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR:  
Six months, two weeks, four days, 21 hours, 24 minutes and 4 seconds.  
8075 cigarettes not smoked, saving $1,009.46.  
Extra life with Drain Bead: 4 weeks, 55 minutes._

**THE YANKEES WIN! THAAAAAAH YANKEES WIN!**  
1996 · 1998 ··· _WORLD CHAMPIONS_ ··· 1999 · 2000  
26 Titles! The #1 Dynasty of all-time!  
And most importantly… RULERS OF NYC!!\*

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/34 "2000-10-28T00:38:20Z")

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Brian, given your obvious enthusiasm for the Yankees, can we be sure that’s a baseball bat and not…uh…something else?

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/35 "2000-10-28T01:33:52Z")

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Either way, there’s some Yankee goin’ on…

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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/36 "2000-10-28T12:26:50Z")

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Yankee-panky, you mean?

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/37 "2000-10-28T15:33:41Z")

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Yankees rule!

Although I would have preferred if the Series had extended to 6 and Clemens had kicked The Mets’ ass once again, thus assuring himself the MVP and silencing his critics once and for all.

Well, nothing is perfect. Except for the Yankees, of course.

Stay tuned for the 4-peat ride, coming next summer to a ballpark near you!  
The **Prince of Darkness** stated

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26 overall championships!!  
The best dynasty in the history of all professional sports!  
\*\*  
**Satan** , that very well could be true. But haven’t the Canadians won a similar number of Stanley Cups? I believe they are in the mid 20s themselves.

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**Author:** ![quasar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/48db29/32.png) [@quasar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quasar)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/38 "2000-10-28T15:37:14Z")

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Damn, should have used PREVIEW REPLY. :rolleyes:

The **Prince of Darkness** stated

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> 26 overall championships!!  
> The best dynasty in the history of all professional sports!

**Satan** , that very well could be true. But haven’t the Canadians won a similar number of Stanley Cups? I believe they are in the mid 20s themselves.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Zero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c4cdca/32.png) [@Saint\_Zero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Zero)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/39 "2000-10-28T16:18:54Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Biggirl \*  
> \*\*  
> I was wondering, does anybody know or have a link to the T.V. ratings?  
> \*\*

[abcnews.com](http://abcnews.com) is reporting that they got a 12.1 in the neilson ratings. That’s lower than last year, and lower than 98’s previous world record low. That fit the profile for most sporting events outside the Super Bowl, which has been scoring very well. Most big cities scored double digit losses in viewship from last year. Combine that with the fact that the big three also scheduled some good shows opposite it, and some games ran forever… and poor Fox was doomed from the start.

In NY, it did real well, in the rest of the world, no one gave a crap. 😃

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/god-bless-the-yankees/38553/40 "2000-10-28T20:24:41Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Saint Zero \*  
> **In NY, it did real well, in the rest of the world, no one gave a crap. 😃**

And why should we?

I really wonder if the Yankees’ success is even good for baseball. If it looks like they’re gonna win it every year, the other teams are going to suffer a loss in attendance, TV ratings and revenue.

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